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phoenix · 04.28.2009, 09:20 AM

bed sleep now bye all.

needs more dino please!!

floatingslowly · 04.28.2009, 09:22 AM

^^^ have fun 'n stuff.

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dinos invented lzr quest.

no wonder I'm so good at it.

Sonic Youth 37 · 04.28.2009, 09:52 AM

EVOLghost · 04.28.2009, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

haha yes!

davenotdead · 04.28.2009, 12:43 PM

i've seen a dino penis so they must not exist

floatingslowly · 04.28.2009, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

i've seen a dino penis so they must not exist

do you frequently disbelieve in the things that you see?

I do too.

Savage Clone · 04.28.2009, 02:01 PM

I disbelieve this board a lot.

Rob Instigator · 04.28.2009, 02:08 PM

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Kloriel · 04.28.2009, 04:05 PM

this thread is incredible.

here's my contribution.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=229V7... A9FAB&index=2

vulva · 04.28.2009, 04:26 PM

Time to be full of myself again. Picture of me!

pbradley · 04.28.2009, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

Why is the male floating?

floatingslowly · 04.28.2009, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

Why is the male floating?

I'm sorry, but that's not me.

I have brown spots, not green.

pbradley · 04.28.2009, 04:53 PM

I almost wrote a caveat to pre-empt that reply but I figured it was futile. Now may we draw our focus back to the fact that the male is sticking his penis into the top back of the female's tail?

floatingslowly · 04.28.2009, 05:29 PM

^^^ I tried desperately to find an anatomical chart of dinosaur back-vaginas, but yr just going to have to trust me on it.

BACK VAGINAS.

__________________

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

^^^ yr fucking doing it wrong.

Kloriel · 04.28.2009, 05:33 PM

just look at the male's face. it is leaning to his right. that's where his dino cock is thudding prehistorical play. the tails are smoke screens

davenotdead · 04.28.2009, 05:37 PM

when sexually excited, the male brontosaurus has an anal anti-gravity gland. which allows him to float. which is the only way he can reach the female back vagina. and yet, they still went extinct

floatingslowly · 04.28.2009, 05:47 PM

One cannot discount the possibility of fleshy penis-barbs that lodge themselves inside the trembling walls of the back vagina.

Perhaps our lumbering friend is simply going for a lust-filled ride through arboria; a ride from which he cannot escape.

1. ^ab Slowly, F. (2009). "Everything You Wanted to Know About Dino-Fucking (but were afraid to ask)." P. 69 in Glottenfreschen, P. and Bambert, O. (eds), Tribute to the Back Vagina: A Detailed Comparison of Reptilian Sexual Positions and the Kama Sutra.

pbradley · 04.28.2009, 06:31 PM

Or maybe they are just playing leap frog.

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04.28.2009, 04:05 PM	#31
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	this thread is incredible. here's my contribution. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=229V7... A9FAB&index=2
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04.28.2009, 04:53 PM	#35
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I almost wrote a caveat to pre-empt that reply but I figured it was futile. Now may we draw our focus back to the fact that the male is sticking his penis into the top back of the female's tail?
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04.28.2009, 05:33 PM	#37
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	just look at the male's face. it is leaning to his right. that's where his dino cock is thudding prehistorical play. the tails are smoke screens
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04.28.2009, 05:37 PM	#38
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	when sexually excited, the male brontosaurus has an anal anti-gravity gland. which allows him to float. which is the only way he can reach the female back vagina. and yet, they still went extinct __________________
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	One cannot discount the possibility of fleshy penis-barbs that lodge themselves inside the trembling walls of the back vagina. Perhaps our lumbering friend is simply going for a lust-filled ride through arboria; a ride from which he cannot escape. 1. ^ab Slowly, F. (2009). "Everything You Wanted to Know About Dino-Fucking (but were afraid to ask)." P. 69 in Glottenfreschen, P. and Bambert, O. (eds), Tribute to the Back Vagina: A Detailed Comparison of Reptilian Sexual Positions and the Kama Sutra.
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Or maybe they are just playing leap frog.
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