01.19.2007, 09:32 AM | #21 |
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i remember many years ago being with my now ex girlfriend and walking through a forrest in germany on what was 'mans day' a day for all men to get together in a non homo way and drink beer and act like fools (i know that sounds like everyday but they have a special day for it). when we chanced upon a large group of men having a barbeque and they spotted me with a girl they were not best pleased. i am british and with a german girl, in germany, on mans day. not a pleasant experiencei can tell you.
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01.19.2007, 09:40 AM | #23 |
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01.19.2007, 09:40 AM | #24 |
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no but they raped me.
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01.19.2007, 09:49 AM | #25 |
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I've always fancied having some sort of a neon arrangement in the back window of my car that will flash either "Thank You" or "Fuck Off", depending on my attitude to the driver of the car behind me.
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01.19.2007, 09:51 AM | #26 | |
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My brother saw this racist bumper sticker that said "If I would have known it would turn out like this, I'd have picked the cotton myself". If I saw that licence plate I'd bash the car.
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01.19.2007, 09:55 AM | #27 |
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If the light was in the rear window, it's more likely that the "Thank You" would be used more. If it was on the front of the car, then it would be the "Fuck Off".
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01.19.2007, 10:07 AM | #28 |
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we used to do that all the time as teens. I still feel a little bad about the time Kevin Berrigan screamed out the window at an senior citizen: "OLD!" We laughed at that for weeks.
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01.19.2007, 03:46 PM | #29 | |
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HAHA that is classic. I hate violence too, but some people need their arses kicked for the benefit of society.
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01.19.2007, 03:52 PM | #30 | |
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what the fuck! That guy made a mistake though he should have kicked them in the throat or balls after they fell to make sure they didn't get up and follow after them. That woman is nuts tho, she gets right in there grabbing at her boyfriend. I am glad I don't have internet at home, all I'd do is watch fucking youtube shit all day... |
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01.19.2007, 03:57 PM | #31 |
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Yeah it looks like the yobs caught up with him.
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01.19.2007, 05:06 PM | #32 |
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I take the city bus by myself pretty often, and I can't tell you how many times I've gotten beeped at, called out to, winked at, or gotten a kissy face from guys. I was walking down the street a few months ago with my boyfriend and a truck load of fucktards yelled "HEY MAMI!" at me.
Usually the finger does the trick.
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01.19.2007, 05:14 PM | #33 |
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I once stood across the street from a porn shop and sexual obscenities at people who walked out
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01.19.2007, 07:37 PM | #34 | |
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I remember, a few years ago now, seeing Dillenger Escape Plan at the local sawdust-and-spit venue. The sort of place where they have an emergency supply of black, shoe-hugging goo and broken glass just in case it is discovered that there is a part of the floor without it.
Anyway, walking home with a friend, some guys shout 'Faggot' or something at me (I had pink hair and was most of the way to being a transvestite at the time). I replied in kind, "Fucking cunts" were my exact words methinks, and walked on. Five minutes later, coming from behind us again, the same car slows down and the next thing I know there was a searing pain in my eye. I thought they'd thrown some glass at me, and it hurt like all fuck. Panicked a bit, to be honest, thinking about my eyesight. Turns out it was an orange and the pain was where it had split when it contacted my eye, leaking acidic citric juice into my eyeballs. So I have been, officially, the victim of a drive-by fruiting. True story.
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HAHA x 10. Fucking wankers, hey.
I've never understood why people hassle people out of nowhere. Little man syndrome or something, I guess.
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01.20.2007, 06:55 PM | #36 |
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Ahhh Aussie fuckwits, there are plenty norma... on boxing day i went to a goat spit at a mates place and walking home at 5am some fuckwits drove past and threw a large and full maccas soft drink at me. when i used to live out by the docks a megabogan threw a beer bottle at me while i was waiting for a bus and it smashed on my knee.
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01.20.2007, 07:16 PM | #37 |
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Arseholes.
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01.21.2007, 09:56 PM | #38 |
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People say and do the most unnecessary things sometimes I'm sorry those guys were being pigs Norma J.
I other day I was at my friends for a party, just sitting on the couch talking to my friend (who was on another couch) when I heard the guys across the room saying, "Those dirty punks are sitting on the couches where we're supposed to sleep." So I gave them a death glare and rolled my eyes, wasn't much else I could do but it worked. One of the guys nudged the fucker who said it and he shut up.
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I hate it when people transform a completely innocent happening into a selfish offence. I only yell at people when I'm intoxicated, and it's always non-offensive unless it's a freind. I usually just say things like "You're a ticket stub, you hear that?", and stumble away.
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Hahaha! A ticket stub! I only yell at people who deserve to be yelled at.
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