Do you see yourself here...? - Page 2

Glice · 09.04.2009, 12:17 PM

What's the point in intimating sexual innuendo when the bit you've left out due to ellipsis suggests that I imagine having sex with Rob? Isn't that, like, conservative innuendo? What difference does it make if I imagine having sex with Rob when I'm naked, in the shower?

floatingslowly · 09.04.2009, 12:30 PM

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I never know if what I say is going to make glice actually flip out and start killing people. I certainly don't wish to be at the top of the hit list.

I'm going to stick with "hey, hey, it's ok".

that's fairly benign, right?

Rob Instigator · 09.04.2009, 12:45 PM

my buttho' like my g/f's is a one way thouroughfare

i guess as a child I did not eat enough of my own shit to deveop a sick fascination with the anus, unlike some...

floatingslowly · 09.04.2009, 12:50 PM

I also wanted to explain to glice that I was trolling Rob more than himself, but that's no fun, so I'm not going to do it.

yo, Rob! glice wants to fuck you in the ass with his enormously racist cock. I hope you don't plan on sitting down for a few weeks.

Satan · 09.04.2009, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley

Some of these listed so far make me cringe.

alright big boy, what makes you so fucking special?

notyourfiend · 09.04.2009, 01:10 PM

Turn ons
Intellectual curiosity. Willing to explore new ideas, talk to me about music/art/philosophy/books etc.
Passion and intensity.
Ripped clothing.
Unique/vibrant personalities. I need somebody who is confident being their self.
Musicians and artists, of course. Creativity is imperative.
Respectful of women.

Turn offs
Apathy. Does not think critically.
Sexually conservative.
Dresses conservatively.
Lack of confidence.
Close minded.
Generally boring.

Glice · 09.04.2009, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

my buttho' like my g/f's is a one way thouroughfare

i guess as a child I did not eat enough of my own shit to deveop a sick fascination with the anus, unlike some...

I can't believe that you're trying to assert your own masculinity in a thread on the internet (which isn't even real) in which you were the hypothetical object of man-man sex.

I'm hardly one to talk - I'm having hypothetical sex with men on the internet - but you have some massive repression problems if you can't even handle 4th-tier abstractions of your being gay.

How was that for you Flotz?

chicka · 09.04.2009, 01:19 PM

Turn - Ons
Brunettes with blue eyes
Of Course a sense of humor
Priorities in place - family first and foremost
Someone who can laugh at themselves if they make a mistake or do something dumb
Knows how give and take

Turn - offs
ME ME ME it's all about ME
Wants to remold me change me ugh!
Biggest Priority is Money
Doesn't give head but loves getting it
Keeping up with Jones scenario
lack of trust

floatingslowly · 09.04.2009, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice

How was that for you Flotz?

I'm on my second cigarette.

Rob Instigator · 09.04.2009, 01:36 PM

Not upset in any way. you did not see any CAPSLOC huh?

joe11121 · 09.04.2009, 01:44 PM

Turn ons
1. sense of humor
2. takes care of herself
3. cool/unique clothes, example. not just wearing Hollister shit 24/7
4. creative, in any way, ex. musically, artistically, smart, writing
5. someone who doesn't whine about everything

Turn offs
1. only thinks of herself, thinks they are the greatest person ever
2. someone who thinks they are always right
3. poor hygene
4. blames me if they do something stupid
5. if they are just plain, and boring to be around

Glice · 09.04.2009, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

Not upset in any way. you did not see any CAPSLOC huh?

Lame comeback is lame, gayboy.

slut · 09.04.2009, 01:56 PM

TURN ONS
1. Shortish hair, anything looking punky is cool
2. Curiosity
3. Good taste
4. Creativity
5. SMELL GOOD
1-4 is all reiterations but -honestly- you need to smell good.

1. Hyperannoying bitch
2. "let's go to the mall"
3. won't really debate anything, just listens
4. no goals
5. smell like shit

Rob Instigator · 09.04.2009, 02:12 PM

Glice · 09.04.2009, 02:19 PM

What a gay thing to say!

floatingslowly · 09.04.2009, 02:28 PM

TURN ONS:

must be Puerto Rican
lots and lots of hair
a beard
must love cigars (if you know what I mean)
They Might Be Giants

TURN OFFS:

Beck
druids
Jesus
a flat bottom
Conan O'Brian

the porchlight is broken, but the doorbell works.

Rob Instigator · 09.04.2009, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice

What a gay thing to say!

I made sure to hold my pinkies out real fancy while I typed it

notyourfiend · 09.04.2009, 03:19 PM

on a random note, looking back i realize that I've never dated somebody (male or female) who was not a Bikini Kill fan.

Rob Instigator · 09.04.2009, 03:21 PM

Bikini Kill. What an odd nexus.

notyourfiend · 09.04.2009, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

Bikini Kill. What an odd nexus.

Yeah, but I supposed it makes sense. The people I tend to trust enough to date are usually punk-este musicians or artists who are self-identified feminists. It's a pattern I suppose?

I also usually date women (bisexuals, lesbians, queers) which explains it even more?

09.04.2009, 12:30 PM	#22
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	[words previously in this space have been deleted] I never know if what I say is going to make glice actually flip out and start killing people. I certainly don't wish to be at the top of the hit list. I'm going to stick with "hey, hey, it's ok". that's fairly benign, right?
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09.04.2009, 12:45 PM	#23
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	my buttho' like my g/f's is a one way thouroughfare i guess as a child I did not eat enough of my own shit to deveop a sick fascination with the anus, unlike some... __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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09.04.2009, 12:50 PM	#24
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I also wanted to explain to glice that I was trolling Rob more than himself, but that's no fun, so I'm not going to do it. yo, Rob! glice wants to fuck you in the ass with his enormously racist cock. I hope you don't plan on sitting down for a few weeks.
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09.04.2009, 01:10 PM	#26
notyourfiend expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: baltimore, murderland by way of new york city Posts: 1,454	Turn ons Intellectual curiosity. Willing to explore new ideas, talk to me about music/art/philosophy/books etc. Passion and intensity. Ripped clothing. Unique/vibrant personalities. I need somebody who is confident being their self. Musicians and artists, of course. Creativity is imperative. Respectful of women. Turn offs Apathy. Does not think critically. Sexually conservative. Dresses conservatively. Lack of confidence. Close minded. Generally boring. __________________
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09.04.2009, 01:19 PM	#28
chicka expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: wormtown MA Posts: 1,549	Turn - Ons Brunettes with blue eyes Of Course a sense of humor Priorities in place - family first and foremost Someone who can laugh at themselves if they make a mistake or do something dumb Knows how give and take Turn - offs ME ME ME it's all about ME Wants to remold me change me ugh! Biggest Priority is Money Doesn't give head but loves getting it Keeping up with Jones scenario lack of trust __________________ some men just want to watch the world burn
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09.04.2009, 01:36 PM	#30
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	Not upset in any way. you did not see any CAPSLOC huh? __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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09.04.2009, 01:44 PM	#31
joe11121 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brantford, Canada Posts: 1,843	Turn ons 1. sense of humor 2. takes care of herself 3. cool/unique clothes, example. not just wearing Hollister shit 24/7 4. creative, in any way, ex. musically, artistically, smart, writing 5. someone who doesn't whine about everything Turn offs 1. only thinks of herself, thinks they are the greatest person ever 2. someone who thinks they are always right 3. poor hygene 4. blames me if they do something stupid 5. if they are just plain, and boring to be around
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09.04.2009, 01:56 PM	#33
slut empty page Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: upstate NY heaven Posts: 12	TURN ONS 1. Shortish hair, anything looking punky is cool 2. Curiosity 3. Good taste 4. Creativity 5. SMELL GOOD 1-4 is all reiterations but -honestly- you need to smell good. 1. Hyperannoying bitch 2. "let's go to the mall" 3. won't really debate anything, just listens 4. no goals 5. smell like shit __________________
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09.04.2009, 02:12 PM	#34
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	meh __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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09.04.2009, 02:28 PM	#36
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	TURN ONS: must be Puerto Rican lots and lots of hair a beard must love cigars (if you know what I mean) They Might Be Giants TURN OFFS: Beck druids Jesus a flat bottom Conan O'Brian the porchlight is broken, but the doorbell works.
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09.04.2009, 03:19 PM	#38
notyourfiend expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: baltimore, murderland by way of new york city Posts: 1,454	on a random note, looking back i realize that I've never dated somebody (male or female) who was not a Bikini Kill fan. __________________
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09.04.2009, 03:21 PM	#39
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	Bikini Kill. What an odd nexus. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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