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yes, I was thinking about the jump from a plane without opening the chute.
I think I'd want to "go" in a kind of "life enjoying" way rather than a sad way. Besides, I could always open the chute if I wanted to. I like to plan things with an exit strategy, just in case...you never know what you could experience moments before the end, perhaps a superrevelation (not necessary religious) that would make you change your mind...
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26 reds and a bottle of wine.
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Personally, I don't understand why some people have twitter, tumblr, facebook, myspace, livejournal, and like a thousand other things at the same time, to constantly update. Social networking is creepy. No offense to anyone who genuinely enjoys and feels compelled to constantly update all those things, but dang. I like Livejournal because I can post random bullshit and entertain the few people who understand what I'm talking about. I like myspace because bands that I befriend can post touring schedules and stuff. Other than that... ehhh. But more power to the people who enjoy all this stuff. I just don't really have the time or the patience -- and I don't really want people to know THAT MUCH about me.
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Cadbury surprise:
Manliness: 9 Style: 8 Awesomeness: 12 Mess: 8 ![]() How to do it: spoon out your eyes with the ice cream scooper, and replace them with cadbury easter eggs. Then using any of the methods above, kill yourself. Your family may hate the suicide, but everyone loves cadbury cream eggs! Why disappoint your loved ones with plain old boring eyes, when you can surprise them with chocolate instead?! Try to do it around easter. The kids will have hours of fun trying to find the last two treats. Headbutt the sidewalk: Manliness: 10 Style: 3 Awesomeness: 10 Mess: 4 What you need: a sidewalk. How to do it: Step 1: Slam your head into the sidewalk.Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule. |
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I'd read every thread you've posted in the last month 100 times :-)
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that ocean is so fucking beautiful
THAT is the place to die
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I would want to be dead before I was awake and drowning though. It'd just be a nice place to float and bleed out back into the earth. The absinthe is so I'd be suitably drunk but still 'with it' somewhat.
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get trampled by elephants
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All yall some dark motha fuckas, ya heard?
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I would like to be shot out of a cannnon with the star spangled banner going with fireworks like hunter s thompson. But instead of my ashes, I would have them shoot my bloody limbs out of the cannon.
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haha.
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180 miligrams of xanax, a bottle of crown & top it off with 500 milligrams of perks.
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unpossible.
you cannot kill that which is already dead. |
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Oh ya I just realized I posted my funeral request.
Oh well, it's still hilarious |
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Shoot myself directly into the sun.
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...ANOTHER factor to consider.....would you die naked or not?
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