[Genteel Death]

Thanks, I try my best.

[phoenix]

I really don't understand yr need to be such a freaking asshole 99% of the time, but whatever floats yr little boat.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

i ve told you this before. as a kid i used to spit my food behind the furniture. my mother used to find the remains after days...
my mother cooks greatly! i just was food intollerent (?). i could only eat fruits and meatballs. or fruits WITH meatballs.

as a kid i hated vegetable soup and my dog ate it regularly under the table

also, the gristle in meat

the dog was so quick all it too was for my mother to look away a mere second

[!@#$%!]

one time i was sick and i couldn't cook and madame !@#$%! made me a grilled cheese sandwich. it was burnt all over. we scraped the ashes together over the sink and laughed.

best sandwich ever.

[Genteel Death]

I vomited a few times after eating food in restaurants, and always made sure that I puked in the toilets, so as not to make a scene. The rainbow.

it's awful when you have to stick two fingers up your mouth to let it all out.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by phoenix

I really don't understand yr need to be such a freaking asshole 99% of the time, but whatever floats yr little boat.

I didn't mean to offend you. Sorry.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

I vomited a few times after eating food in restaurants, and always made sure that I puked in the toilets, so as not to make a scene. The rainbow.

it's awful when you have to stick two fingers up your mouth to let it all out.

i never need that. im pretty good with the gag reflex.

in cases of poisoning though i recommend hot water with A LOT of salt. spoons of it. works with drink, pills, and rotten tomatos.

then again, ipecac syrup is supposed to rule it all.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by phoenix

right, so why the fuck are they being so rude and trying to make me eat gross shit?

works both ways.

if it is someone you don't know very well and they are trying to be hospitable

[Toilet & Bowels]

if i'd taken the trouble to prepare food for someone and they refused to eat it i'd throw them out of my house

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

if i'd taken the trouble to prepare food for someone and they refused to eat it i'd throw them out of my house

Exactly my point.

You don't necessarily need to know the person who cooked for you, it could be the friend of someone who invited you along to a dinner party, and it would look TERRIBLY rude to refuse to eat what the host prepared for dinner.

[!@#$%!]

...and if you're visiting the wrong tribe, you could end up being cooked next

[floatingslowly]

unless it smells like milk, I'd just eat it and smile.

if it did smell like milk, no amount of politeness required could force
me.

then again, I'm not a fucking UN ambassador and lives don't hang in the balance.

[Glice]

I have a stomach of steel. I find it easier to tolerate food that tastes like AIDS than I do the idea that someone might think me rude.

Plus, everyone's ballsed up cooking before. If you haven't, you don't have enough people round for dinner.

[floatingslowly]

ahh the taste of aids. I suppose if you could lick this board, that's what it would taste like.

I'd totally feed it to the dog.

[Genteel Death]

If someone's cooking went wrong, chances are that often they'd acknowledge that, and perhaps ask you not to eat it themselves. Or at least they'd give you more of a chance to refuse to.

It's if their cooking went to plan, and you were stuck in a situation where it was hard to refuse, which interests me more. And somehow I think it's only the internet that makes you think you'd get away with being rude.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I'd totally feed it to the dog.

You're on here often enough to make me think you are the dog.

[floatingslowly]

that tactic didn't work even when it was said of you.

you'd make a great ex-smoker.

[Genteel Death]

I can only hope for the best.

[floatingslowly]

perhaps I should post my password in a tizzy and come back as ylwolsgnitaolf the next day.

[Genteel Death]

You're adult enough to do what you like, on the internet. Perhaps you should. Try coming back as a less slow-witted poster, if you can.