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that sounds like the premise of a novel.
a mans life falls apart, he looses his home, money, friends, job, internet connection, everything - then sets out on an epic quest for a couch in texas |
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I would, but I cannot provide food. Sorry guys
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Why cannot you provide food?
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i'm kinda cute. Gay people usually wanna DO ME, i have excellent stories from the US when i was hardly 20. Went travelling all along the Westcoast. met that guy in the Greyhound bus, took me to his place in Seattle, saying he was like a pizzaplace owner or something, he turned out to be a gay speed dealer. He for one really had a hard-on for me. He ASKED ME plainly "if i wanted to try". And so did his huh "friend". They wanted to "sandwich" me, like they're the bread and i'm the ham, get it? yeah right even high on speed, i gathered my senses to say no thanx. |
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You're too fat.
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Maybe they were chubby chasers.
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hahahaha have i actually posted pix of me apart from the ones with my kid? i don't rememeber. i'm not THAT fat, honestly. i could do with losing say 5 kilos. I would feel way better. |
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She probably isn't made of money.
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I don't remember seeing a picture of you. I'm just taking your word for it fatty.
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fact is he really liked me when we met so he gave me his address and when i gotto seatlle two weeks after i rang him and he turned up at the station to fetch me. He told me about the lies staight from the beginning, so i wasn't too sure (i was kinda reckless at the time, looking for adventure and danger see) But maan they wer srewed on drugs speed is not the best. i felt really strange leaving after 5 days really high on speed and weed. riding the bus for two whole days from Seattle to Nebraska.... coming down , listening to the Diamond Sea and Skip tracer on my old walkman. Batteries slowly dying, Creepy. |
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this one is dedicated to my own bad self
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a short list of you...maybe.
sarramkrop would be near the top of this list. I sure hope he doesn't try to fuck me in my sleep though!! gay people do that, you know. speaking of gay people, did you know you can spot a gay by their horns? it's true. try it. |
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this is no hug, it's called "sodomy". look it up on wiki. I think he fooled you. yes and hence the saying "geeeez, You're soooooooooooooooooooo Italian!" |
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Yer more than welcome to crash round mine for a couple of days, if you could put up with sleeping on a sofa bed in a sleeping bag, and having to listen to my interminible waffling. Mmm, sounds tempting, eh?
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that actually sounds like fun. but put a plastic on your sofa bed man-- he shits on other people's beds! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. |
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*Orders plastic sheeting from poopysecure.com*
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hahahahahaha
dirtysex doesn't mean that, come on. yeah actually i thought i might try and meet u in London, Melly, some day, but i'll PM you before and all the rest of it, if can manage something in the forthcoming year. That would be cool. You're the nicest of all. and you wouldn't DO ME like Porky would. would you? |
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No sir. I'm waiting for Synth-man to come over, so I can do him instead
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synth needs a boyfriend upgrade the bastard would go on vacation & leave him behind you take him to mikonos & show him how it's done |
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you could probably stay but my couch is pretty small. that is in no way an invitation to bed!
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