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a few months ago i was at a house party, before i left home i hada few shots of jameson. then at the party i drank, 2-3 beers, a half cup of arak, a few shots of rum and two glasses of red wine. all was fine until on my way home i decided that the thing i need most is some ice cream. lucky for me i positioned a bucket next to my floor, so i didnt make a mess as i puked all night
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Tried to walk home after drinking god knows how much. Blacked out on the way back, thought someone else's home was my own, ended up in their garage, then jail.
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driving.
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This is the best one yet! (Sorry you had to spend a night in jail).
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total 5 cars
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Walking into a tree - bang goes the Melly nose.
Giving an ex a French kiss (for no reason), and then having a huge argument w/her about it -oops. Attempting to start fights (when I was going through a particularly bad time).
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cleaning the cat box
im about to fucking vomit |
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cackbrain i mean DRUNK you cack fuck you 00 itwas in foul shape fuck |
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the litter box should be cleaned out daily to avoid situations like this. and even drunk it shouldn't cause a problem. go to bed, you drunk. and oh, by the way, fuck you too.
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fucjwad mrs. usually cleans but she has been injured and so it was my chore & i am not good with that shit so it hit critical mass now the shit smell is stuck in my nose and im fucking oozing snot the vomit is kinda deciding what to do |
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cleaning the catbox isn't such a big deal, here's what you do: take the little shovel and sift through the litter, like using a sieve whatever little chunks of cat piss/feces end up in the little shovel, put them into a plastic grocery bag and then dispose of it and WASH YOUR HANDS it shouldn't smell either... if the cat is covering it up properly.
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Falling face first into concrete steps.
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i know how to clean the shit but it was out of hand cuz i neglected extra while mrs. was doped up on painkillers the price of hard fucking fuck i am buyinga selfclean tomorrow, this shit is foul, the obx old too, is fucked |
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don't neglect your duties! i'm not your mommy, i shouldn't have to tell you that!
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fuck you bitch, being a single parent is a tough business work clean cook shop tend to the ill wif no help getsoyt of hand |
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!@#$%! - GO TO BED, NOW! Don't make me come upstairs and take your modem away!
*goes to the loo* Oh God, the mess, the *gags*...right, that's it mister, you are GROUNDED for a month!
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once again.
men are stupid, filthy pigs.
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ok yes i hate cleaning fuck i ned a maid |
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