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just go on a little road trip to montenegro. i've been told the men are howling horndogs and will chase you in the street for a piece of your fine female flesh. just be careful you don't pick a rapist. but hm aren't czechs supposed to be all into fucking anyway? in milan kundera movies they are always at it. what's up with that now? |
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having an orgasm and a good fuck with someone are different things.
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is that because you have an std?
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nope. I forgot to wash my face and laura Bush just does not like kissing her escort with pussy mouth. ![]()
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yeah and i want both |
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you know let me get a little serious here if you're desperate to be touched and need something without too much risk sometimes a simple massage (in a legitimate massage parlor mind you) will satisfy the flesh. some places will *cough* "finish you off* ofr an additional charge, but i dont know what works in your hometown.
this is a hilarous topic by the way and there are so many crackhead answers it's even funnier. and sorry i don't mean to laugh at cuetzpalin's troubles, but it's usually we men who suffer from congested gonads, ha ha. really, it's not hard for a woman to get sex. all she has to do is say "yes". |
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that is true, but GOOD SEX? that's a whole other story
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oh yes-- for that she'll have to call ME, but unfortunately im taken. ![]() |
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Isn't that kind of what a rapist is? |
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Try going 16 years without a good fuck *sigh*
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Ihave nothing to say of this matter, as I am not acquaintanced with the female body.
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i know not of what you speak but it sounds interesting haha.
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She never said that to me... |
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oy, cripes, certainly not-- just because a man expresses his desire openly in a public place does not mean they are going to pull a knife on you and shove you into a dark alley. quite the contrary, i think. it's the quiet, repressed ones that are truly scary. i see you're from utah and i can understand why the confusion. it's a cultural thing. you gotta go to europe & meet some mediterranean men to understand what i'm talking about. same as some parts of latin america. you see a beautiful woman, and you express your appreciation without a hint of shame, ask her for a cup of coffee, and hope she'll agree to accompany you in the sac. anglosaxon puritans do not operate this way. anyway hm what was the story? i forgot. oh! cuetzpalin... time for you to visit the spa maybe? ![]() Quote:
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You, madame, are the master of your domain.
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Hey cuetzpalin,
Austria isnīt too far away, the sex will take us longer than the journey itself. ![]() map legend: yellow area: Thatīs where you live blue dot: Location of your orgasm Me and my girlfriend are pretty open to everything |
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god damn, that was fucking smooth! you shall be repped accordingly. |
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