Fred Durst: Best Guitar Player Ever - Page 2

the ikara cult · 07.03.2007, 05:47 PM

I am now thoroughly pleased that i left my own version of that tshirt on the body of a dead cat. It seems kind of apt given this picture.

GrungeMonkey · 07.05.2007, 10:35 AM

That video was just embarrasing.

nicfit · 07.05.2007, 10:43 AM

Am I the only one who thinks that he was just acting silly on purpouse? But again, who cares...

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 07.05.2007, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicfit

Am I the only one who thinks that he was just acting silly on purpouse? But again, who cares...

doubt it

nicfit · 07.05.2007, 10:51 AM

Dunno, I've never seen Limp Bizkit live (on tv or in real life), it gave me the impression of a guy "acting" tough just for a laugh..but I'm probably wrong.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 07.05.2007, 10:57 AM

ive seen them live...

nicfit · 07.05.2007, 10:58 AM

Poor boy! Here, a free hug for you

...

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 07.05.2007, 11:12 AM

thanks, haha

uhmm... well, actually, they're a pretty energetic/fun live band

atsonicpark · 07.05.2007, 01:04 PM

yeah i think it was a joke obviously..

dressedindreams · 07.06.2007, 04:44 AM

I love the blurb by the guy who uploaded the video.
"Amazing and inspirational" HaHa

drrrtyboots · 07.06.2007, 10:09 AM

I'll never forget my days of chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water...

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 07.06.2007, 02:05 PM

Almost Famous 2: Boy Meets Bizkit (#619) Voiceover - Andrew Daly
William Miller - Patrick Fugit
Fred Durst - Will Sasso
Wes Borland - Christian Duguay
Waiter- Aries Spears
Girl - Debra Wilson

Voiceover: From the people who brought you Almost Famous…

(William picks up the phone)

William: Hello. Hi, Rolling Stone. Another assignment? Any band I want? Well that’s easy. I wanna go on tour with Limp Bizkit!…Wh-why are you laughing…?

Voiceover: It’s Almost Famous 2: Boy Meets Bizkit.

(Limp Bizkit is leaving the stage after the show and William is waiting in the backstage)

William: Mr. Durst? Hi, can I ask you couple of questions.

(Fred walks by)

William: I’m William Miller from Rolling Stone magazine.

(Fred rushes back)

Fred: Rolling Stone magazine?! Yo, let’s talk!

William: Right now?

Fred: Yeah, man, you got it! Wassup?!

William: Oh, last time I tried to do it took forever.

Fred: Not with me man. If you’re down for spreading the word of Durst, then I’m down tha job!

(Fred tries to do handslaps and he hugs William)

(Cut to inside Limp Bizkit’s backstage room)

Fred: Then I got out of primary school, which was dope! Yo and then I got into junior high, which was super fly dope!

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 07.06.2007, 02:06 PM

William: Alright, okay… If we could pass forward a few years---

Fred: Yo and then at super fly junior high, yo, that was dope! Because of mrs Johnson’s seven grade English class where I met and started imitating my first real black person, yo, that was cool… Hey, yo, there’s one right now!

(Fred starts walking towards the waiter)

Fred: Yo, wassup! Wassup, my brother, wassup!?! Wassup, yo! Oh, wassup, man! Wassup?!

Waiter: Hello, who you’re doing.

Fred: Yo.

(Fred hits his chest)

Fred: Feel your pain, yo, feel your pain.

Waiter: Alright, that’s nice. Sign for this?

(Fred takes waiter’s pencil and bill, throws them on the floor and starts hugging and slapping him)

Fred: Show me some love, man! Wassup!? Wassup, man!

(Cut to Fred doing some stupid brake dance moves)

Fred: Alright, yoyoyo! Everybody, check this out! William Miller, check this out! Ready?

(Fred “brakes” on some pizza boxes)

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 07.06.2007, 02:06 PM

(Cut to Fred doing some stupid brake dance moves)

Fred: Alright, yoyoyo! Everybody, check this out! William Miller, check this out! Ready?

(Fred “brakes” on some pizza boxes)

(William is on the phone)

William: Hi, Rolling Stone? This is William Miller. Listen, I think I changed my mind. Could I interview Radiohead instead? Oh, how about Moby? Aerosmith? I take anybody, please, I… The Backstreet Boys?

(William is interviewing Limp Bizkit’s guitarist Wes Borland)

William: So, is there a reason you dress like this.

Wes: Fred likes me to dress up in different outfits, kinda like KISS. Only lamer.

William: Why you do it?

Wes: ‘Cause I’m a whore for money.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 07.06.2007, 02:07 PM

(Fred walks in carrying a tiger suit)

Fred: Yo, I changed my mind. Yo, check this out! Next tour I want you to dress up like a tiger, yo! You’re gonna be the super, most illest, most dopest, most stupidest guitar playing tiger ever, yo! Now get in the ghetto, bizkit!

Wes: I’m interviewing with---

Fred: NOW!!!

(William is interviewing Fred)

Fred: Yo, you know what I’m saying. That’s what I’m trying to get out there, it’s all about me, you know. I’m trying to get me out there for the people, for the masses, you know what I’m saying. My way or the highway, you know what I mean, that’s what I’m talking.

SynthethicalY · 07.06.2007, 02:13 PM

He should take that cookie and stick it up his...YEAH!

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 07.07.2007, 02:04 PM

bump (do y'all know how hard it was to find the above sketch as the "yo! You’re gonna be the super, most illest, most dopest, most stupidest guitar playing tiger ever, yo!" came instantly to mind when watching that youtube clip.)

Trasher02 · 07.07.2007, 02:09 PM

Super!

Trasher02 · 07.10.2007, 02:26 PM

Isn't this sketch availble on youtube somewhere perhaps? I'd love to see it.

atsonicpark · 07.10.2007, 03:14 PM

you know fuck fred durst

wes borland however IS a good guitar player

and actually, the bassist in limp bizkit was fucking awesome

07.03.2007, 05:47 PM	#21
the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	I am now thoroughly pleased that i left my own version of that tshirt on the body of a dead cat. It seems kind of apt given this picture.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.05.2007, 10:35 AM	#22
GrungeMonkey 100% Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Huddersfield, England Posts: 670	That video was just embarrasing.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.05.2007, 10:43 AM	#23
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	Am I the only one who thinks that he was just acting silly on purpouse? But again, who cares... __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.05.2007, 10:51 AM	#25
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	Dunno, I've never seen Limp Bizkit live (on tv or in real life), it gave me the impression of a guy "acting" tough just for a laugh..but I'm probably wrong. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.05.2007, 10:57 AM	#26
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	ive seen them live...
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.05.2007, 10:58 AM	#27
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	Poor boy! Here, a free hug for you ... __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.05.2007, 11:12 AM	#28
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	thanks, haha uhmm... well, actually, they're a pretty energetic/fun live band
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.05.2007, 01:04 PM	#29
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	yeah i think it was a joke obviously.. __________________
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.06.2007, 04:44 AM	#30
dressedindreams bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 123	I love the blurb by the guy who uploaded the video. "Amazing and inspirational" HaHa
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.06.2007, 10:09 AM	#31
drrrtyboots invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: in the forest(s) Posts: 2,946	I'll never forget my days of chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water... __________________
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.06.2007, 02:05 PM	#32
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	Almost Famous 2: Boy Meets Bizkit (#619) Voiceover - Andrew Daly William Miller - Patrick Fugit Fred Durst - Will Sasso Wes Borland - Christian Duguay Waiter- Aries Spears Girl - Debra Wilson Voiceover: From the people who brought you Almost Famous… (William picks up the phone) William: Hello. Hi, Rolling Stone. Another assignment? Any band I want? Well that’s easy. I wanna go on tour with Limp Bizkit!…Wh-why are you laughing…? Voiceover: It’s Almost Famous 2: Boy Meets Bizkit. (Limp Bizkit is leaving the stage after the show and William is waiting in the backstage) William: Mr. Durst? Hi, can I ask you couple of questions. (Fred walks by) William: I’m William Miller from Rolling Stone magazine. (Fred rushes back) Fred: Rolling Stone magazine?! Yo, let’s talk! William: Right now? Fred: Yeah, man, you got it! Wassup?! William: Oh, last time I tried to do it took forever. Fred: Not with me man. If you’re down for spreading the word of Durst, then I’m down tha job! (Fred tries to do handslaps and he hugs William) (Cut to inside Limp Bizkit’s backstage room) Fred: Then I got out of primary school, which was dope! Yo and then I got into junior high, which was super fly dope! __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.06.2007, 02:06 PM	#33
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	William: Alright, okay… If we could pass forward a few years--- Fred: Yo and then at super fly junior high, yo, that was dope! Because of mrs Johnson’s seven grade English class where I met and started imitating my first real black person, yo, that was cool… Hey, yo, there’s one right now! (Fred starts walking towards the waiter) Fred: Yo, wassup! Wassup, my brother, wassup!?! Wassup, yo! Oh, wassup, man! Wassup?! Waiter: Hello, who you’re doing. Fred: Yo. (Fred hits his chest) Fred: Feel your pain, yo, feel your pain. Waiter: Alright, that’s nice. Sign for this? (Fred takes waiter’s pencil and bill, throws them on the floor and starts hugging and slapping him) Fred: Show me some love, man! Wassup!? Wassup, man! (Cut to Fred doing some stupid brake dance moves) Fred: Alright, yoyoyo! Everybody, check this out! William Miller, check this out! Ready? (Fred “brakes” on some pizza boxes) __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.06.2007, 02:07 PM	#35
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	(Fred walks in carrying a tiger suit) Fred: Yo, I changed my mind. Yo, check this out! Next tour I want you to dress up like a tiger, yo! You’re gonna be the super, most illest, most dopest, most stupidest guitar playing tiger ever, yo! Now get in the ghetto, bizkit! Wes: I’m interviewing with--- Fred: NOW!!! (William is interviewing Fred) Fred: Yo, you know what I’m saying. That’s what I’m trying to get out there, it’s all about me, you know. I’m trying to get me out there for the people, for the masses, you know what I’m saying. My way or the highway, you know what I mean, that’s what I’m talking. __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.06.2007, 02:13 PM	#36
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	He should take that cookie and stick it up his...YEAH!
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.07.2007, 02:04 PM	#37
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	bump (do y'all know how hard it was to find the above sketch as the "yo! You’re gonna be the super, most illest, most dopest, most stupidest guitar playing tiger ever, yo!" came instantly to mind when watching that youtube clip.) __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.07.2007, 02:09 PM	#38
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Super! __________________ 666
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.10.2007, 02:26 PM	#39
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Isn't this sketch availble on youtube somewhere perhaps? I'd love to see it. __________________ 666
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.10.2007, 03:14 PM	#40
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	you know fuck fred durst wes borland however IS a good guitar player and actually, the bassist in limp bizkit was fucking awesome __________________
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|