which of our forumers has issues at the moment - Page 2

floatingslowly · 05.01.2009, 08:58 AM

aye aye, cap'n.

ok work now.

maybe.

don't know.

I have issues.

no really.

I've been crazy pissed off since 2am.

good friends are good, most are just nutjobs.

05.01.2009, 08:59 AM

Savage Clone · 05.01.2009, 09:03 AM

He's got a terrible pain in all the diodes down his left side.

phoenix · 05.01.2009, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I've been crazy pissed off since 2am.

this board provides the perfect place to vent anger.

gmku · 05.01.2009, 09:23 AM

NaiveMelody got fired for posting on the SY forum during work time. She probably has issues right now.

Kloriel · 05.01.2009, 09:29 AM

what a night

Rob Instigator · 05.01.2009, 09:31 AM

besides losing 1/3 of our office to lay-offs, not having my ganj connect come through for 5 days, and freezig our slaaries and announcing that no xmas bonuses this year?

everything's great!

EVOLghost · 05.01.2009, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

besides not having my ganj connect come through for 5 days

everything's great!

Im' am truely sorry to hear that....but I have to go toke a bonger now.

gmku · 05.01.2009, 09:36 AM

You have a job. Be thankful.

I've never received a Christmas bonus. I've never worked anywhere they gave these. A foreign concept to me.

As for the ganja, doesn't that stuff grow all over the place in ditches in Texas?

gmku · 05.01.2009, 09:39 AM

I had the most fantastic dreams of romance and sex last night. Of a former sweetheart from my teen years. My heart is aching today. It is not so good to be away from one's wife for many days.

NaiveMelody · 05.01.2009, 09:40 AM

Eh, sure, everyone has issues. The job thing sucks, but I can wallow or I can try and move on and get a new one. I'm going for the latter.

Kloriel · 05.01.2009, 09:42 AM

^^ has read many books

NaiveMelody · 05.01.2009, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Kloriel

^^ has read many books

Yes and Tom Robbins books are my favs.

Kloriel · 05.01.2009, 09:49 AM

Sorry about that

floatingslowly · 05.01.2009, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phoenix

this board provides the perfect place to vent anger.

it's going to be difficult transcribing the entire jist of it, but here goes:

11:30pm
this-guy: hey man have you downloaded the eternal? it's awesome.
FloBot2.0: no, not going to. I want to buy it.
this-guy: don't you download music?
FloBot2.0: not anymore, really. I have almost too much to listen to as it is, and I just buy what I want.
this-guy: oh well I use this program that lets you download from other people's itunes. it usually cost money, but I have a free password!
FloBot2.0: nah, that's ok man. I'll just wait *ponders the horror of keyloggers*
this-guy: don't you want to be cool? (no, really, he "said" that)
FloBot2.0: not so much. I'm a dork, and I'm proud. how about we just meet up some night and swap hard-drive files?
this-guy: but this is free man! I have a password.
FloBot2.0: nah, really. thanks though!
this-guy: whatever you say dude.
FloBot2.0: hey I'll see you at TVOTR in a couple weeks at least!
this-guy: yeah ok don't know

12:00am
this-guy: hey [girlgun] what's wrong with yr husband?
girlgun: huh? what do you mean?
this-guy: I think he hates me. I was trying to share music with him and he was being a jerk.
girlgun: oh really? I know he likes you! he's a little weird though about talking to people.
this-guy: well I don't think I'm going to talk to him again! he really has problems. if YOU ever want to hang out with me and [this-guy's wife] let me know!
girlgun: I'm so sorry [this-guy] I don't know what's wrong with him! I'll talk to him about it though.
this-guy: no don't say anything please!

2:00am
girlgun: hey. wake up. we need to talk.
FloBot2.0: oh god. what happened?
girlgun: I got a weird text from [this-guy]
FloBot2.0: you too? (LOL-IRL)
girlgun: no really. I think you hurt his feelings.
FloBot2.0: what the fuck?? really?
girlgun: yeah, I explained to him that you just seem a little antisocial. he said he wasn't going to talk to you anymore.
FloBot2.0: fine by me. I really have no desire to coddle to other's mental issues.
girlgun: well, he really is a nice guy.
FloBot2.0: really? so nice he would text my wife about my "problems" because I didn't want his fucking keylogger embedded into my itunes folder?
girlgun: uh....what?
FloBot2.0: yeah. he wanted me to download some pirated shit. I don't want to. I don't need it! I tried to be "nice". I even suggested we hang out instead...TWICE! really....YOU read the text log and see just how much of an asshole I am.
girlgun: (read) ....oh. well...

^^^ this, kind sirs and madams, is why I hate humans. useless sacks of ape-dna. by fire be purged.

[editor's note: girlgun is inhuman]

on the flip-side: my good friend was able to calm me down some by explaining that I'm not really antisocial, I'm just not into oklahomans very much. he may be right. unfortunately (poor word choice maybe), he too insists on sending me the fucking eternal. (LOL-IRLx2)

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gmku · 05.01.2009, 10:30 AM

& then did you and girlgun have the hot monkey sex?

floatingslowly · 05.01.2009, 10:33 AM

no, I was far too enraged.

besides, she's...uh....leaking hydraulics (ifyouknowwhatImean).

EVOLghost · 05.01.2009, 10:36 AM

That is a weird situation. Why would [that guy] get mad for you not downloading it?

gmku · 05.01.2009, 10:36 AM

T M I

floatingslowly · 05.01.2009, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku

& then did you and girlgun have the hot monkey sex?

"no".

better?

EVOL-g: I blame crazy. ?? beats the fuck out of me.

05.01.2009, 08:58 AM	#21
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	aye aye, cap'n. ok work now. maybe. don't know. I have issues. no really. I've been crazy pissed off since 2am. good friends are good, most are just nutjobs.
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05.01.2009, 08:59 AM	#22
al shabbray Posts: n/a	why?
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05.01.2009, 09:03 AM	#23
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	He's got a terrible pain in all the diodes down his left side.
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05.01.2009, 09:23 AM	#25
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	NaiveMelody got fired for posting on the SY forum during work time. She probably has issues right now. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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05.01.2009, 09:29 AM	#26
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	what a night __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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05.01.2009, 09:31 AM	#27
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	besides losing 1/3 of our office to lay-offs, not having my ganj connect come through for 5 days, and freezig our slaaries and announcing that no xmas bonuses this year? everything's great! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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05.01.2009, 09:36 AM	#29
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	You have a job. Be thankful. I've never received a Christmas bonus. I've never worked anywhere they gave these. A foreign concept to me. As for the ganja, doesn't that stuff grow all over the place in ditches in Texas? __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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05.01.2009, 09:39 AM	#30
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I had the most fantastic dreams of romance and sex last night. Of a former sweetheart from my teen years. My heart is aching today. It is not so good to be away from one's wife for many days. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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05.01.2009, 09:40 AM	#31
NaiveMelody stalker Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Montgomery, AL Posts: 477	Eh, sure, everyone has issues. The job thing sucks, but I can wallow or I can try and move on and get a new one. I'm going for the latter. __________________ I'm just an animal looking for a home and to share the same space for a minute or two.
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05.01.2009, 09:42 AM	#32
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	^^ has read many books __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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05.01.2009, 09:49 AM	#34
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	Sorry about that __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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05.01.2009, 10:30 AM	#36
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	& then did you and girlgun have the hot monkey sex? __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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05.01.2009, 10:33 AM	#37
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	no, I was far too enraged. besides, she's...uh....leaking hydraulics (ifyouknowwhatImean).
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05.01.2009, 10:36 AM	#38
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	That is a weird situation. Why would [that guy] get mad for you not downloading it?
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05.01.2009, 10:36 AM	#39
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	T M I __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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