[deflinus]

Originally Posted by RanaldoNecro

I might not buy the DVD but I'd listen to the soundtrack...

hahah

the sex tape should have commentary by lee and steve

[Dead-Air]

Originally Posted by deflinus

hahah

the sex tape should have commentary by lee and steve

I can just hear that...

Lee: his oral foreplay reminds me of driving across the country with no roadmap, no compass, no direction but the drive itself, and the windows are fogging up, and I'm thinking to myself about the canyons of concrete in every major urban megalopolis and how it's really an endless burning architectural bale of infinity...

Steve: this is really pretty embarrassing...

[SpectralJulianIsNotDead]

LOL Dead Air

[Death & the Maiden]

I wouldn't.

[atsonicpark]

only if she cotton crowned him.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by Dead-Air

I can just hear that...

Lee: his oral foreplay reminds me of driving across the country with no roadmap, no compass, no direction but the drive itself, and the windows are fogging up, and I'm thinking to myself about the canyons of concrete in every major urban megalopolis and how it's really an endless burning architectural bale of infinity...

Steve: this is really pretty embarrassing...

hahaha i laughed so hard

i would definitely watch it for purposes of amusement particularly if it had commentary by lee and steve

[ZEROpumpkins]

Originally Posted by Dead-Air

I can just hear that...

Lee: his oral foreplay reminds me of driving across the country with no roadmap, no compass, no direction but the drive itself, and the windows are fogging up, and I'm thinking to myself about the canyons of concrete in every major urban megalopolis and how it's really an endless burning architectural bale of infinity...

Steve: this is really pretty embarrassing...

BIG lol
Repped

[mil_pl]

no.

[greedrex]

Originally Posted by Dead-Air

I can just hear that...

Lee: his oral foreplay reminds me of driving across the country with no roadmap, no compass, no direction but the drive itself, and the windows are fogging up, and I'm thinking to myself about the canyons of concrete in every major urban megalopolis and how it's really an endless burning architectural bale of infinity...

Steve: this is really pretty embarrassing...

excellent.
lol+rep

[Trasher02]

I probably would watch it eventually, pure out of curiosity though.

[ni'k]

im more into the mes and elena tape

SHIFTAH!

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by Dead-Air

I can just hear that...

Lee: his oral foreplay reminds me of driving across the country with no roadmap, no compass, no direction but the drive itself, and the windows are fogging up, and I'm thinking to myself about the canyons of concrete in every major urban megalopolis and how it's really an endless burning architectural bale of infinity...

Steve: this is really pretty embarrassing...

Hilarious! (you got rep from me too)

You could also have guest commentators, such as:

Bob Bert ("Thurston's thrusting and grunting here reminds me of the groove we put together for "Death Valley '69")
Steve Albini ("You mean I finally get to SEE Kim Gordon's panties? Hot dang!")
Lydia Lunch ("The hotness of desire as Thurston's Big Jesus Love Pump rides up against the saddle of the prone madonna-whore, sweat cascades like the waterfall of ecstasy that flows between my breasts, like a fucking hurricane through the junkyard of my mind, like a wounded wolf tearing at Kim's flesh, her flesh, my death, my sex....")
Richard Kern ("I like young ladies in panties......this tape is lacking young ladies in panties.....order my tapes, they have young ladies in panties galore...")

[noisereductions]

I dnt know if I'd watch. But knowing me, I'd get it. Such a completist!

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by noisereductions

I dnt know if I'd watch. But knowing me, I'd get it. Such a completist!

I'd get the soundtrack on clear vinyl - it'd be a 2LP set with an awesome gatefold sleeve. Yes, I really am that sad

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

"The hotness of desire as Thurston's Big Jesus Love Pump rides up against the saddle of the prone madonna-whore, sweat cascades like the waterfall of ecstasy that flows between my breasts, like a fucking hurricane through the junkyard of my mind, like a wounded wolf tearing at Kim's flesh, her flesh, my death, my sex...."

hahahahahhaha

[atsonicpark]

I read an interview once where Steve Albini said he hates porn.

[noisereductions]

You misread... he hates DVD porn. He's cool with VHS. Y'know, analog and all.

[nicfit]

Originally Posted by noisereductions

You misread... he hates DVD porn. He's cool with VHS. Y'know, anal and all.

[eduveloper]

would i watch it??
fuck i hesitated even to click on such a stupid poll
luckily some great interventions thanks for the laugh

[stu666]

i voted yes, just to even out the poll of course