stupidest thing someone has ever said to you? - Page 2

lungfish · 06.22.2007, 08:35 PM

he said photocopy but he meant cloning
which he thought was possible for some reason or another. haha.

pbradley · 06.22.2007, 08:49 PM

Taxi driver: What airline should I drop you off at.
Me: *checks paper printout* Orbitz... I mean... South Western.

schizophrenicroom · 06.22.2007, 09:13 PM

"i don't know, i think sonic youth are ripping off red jumpsuit apparatus"

king_buzzo · 06.23.2007, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prisstina

"you have a moustache"

...on many occasions

haha.

king_buzzo · 06.23.2007, 04:48 AM

i was walking down the stairs in my old building, a guy was walking next to the stairs, i had my hand in my pocket and the guy said 'take that gun out of your pocket, motherfucker!!!!!' and started running away.

ploesj · 06.23.2007, 05:11 AM

'excuse me, could you tell me where the hospital is?'
'follow this road, then turn left and then it's on your left side after about two hundred meters.'
'ha ha. you're fooling me eh? well you won't fool me! nah!'
and she turned the other way. i as quite speechless and still wondering if she ever found the hospital.

ploesj · 06.23.2007, 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sn@ke

does she was an old woman?

no, i think she was in her late thirties or something.

gmku · 06.23.2007, 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prisstina

my boyfriend & i were walking through a park and he was carrying a (seemingly obviously fake) pop gun. this jogger came up to us and said "excuse me, is that real? theres been a lot of dead squirrels around here lately."

........

And then your boyfriend pulls it up to the guy's face and in his best Jersey mobster voice goes, "Yeah, there have been. And you're the next one, motherfucker."

LittlePuppetBoy · 06.23.2007, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

"i don't know, i think sonic youth are ripping off red jumpsuit apparatus"

God what waste of human cells said that?

jon boy · 06.23.2007, 11:04 AM

someone said to me 'i'm not racist but i hate all indians'.

sellouteater · 06.23.2007, 11:29 AM

This britsh guy talking to my mom "The 4th of july? Wasn't that when the americans got the freedom from the indians?"

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 06.24.2007, 11:05 PM

"So does your dad have, like, 9 wives?"

!@#$%! · 06.24.2007, 11:07 PM

"women pee through their belly buttons"

we were in elementary school, but still, this poor little fucker was sorely misinformed.

ALIEN ANAL · 06.24.2007, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

"women pee through their belly buttons"

we were in elementary school, but still, this poor little fucker was sorely misinformed.

Misinformed...what do you mean?

Alex's Trip · 06.24.2007, 11:42 PM

"Don't be gay. Suck my dick."
__

Someone said that in a million years everyone would look asian because we'd be so mixed by then, but my friend goes "I won't. I'll be dead" in a completely serious voice. He was joking of course, but it was hilarious.
__

And the best one (from a naive 15 year old girl that looks like she is 12):

"Fisting is like getting punched, right?"

Everyneurotic · 06.24.2007, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex's Trip

"Don't be gay. Suck my dick."...

i know a variant of this one:

*guy tells another guy*: don't be a fag and kiss me in the mouth

Alex's Trip · 06.24.2007, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

i know a variant of this one:

*guy tells another guy*: don't be a fag and kiss me in the mouth

I hear things like that all the time. It's funny the first time, but after that...meh.

Everyneurotic · 06.24.2007, 11:52 PM

yeah i know, it usually works when out drinking and dude gestures his (ugly, unshaved) face forward.

UVRAY · 06.25.2007, 01:20 AM

I was once going out with a blonde bimbo.

She often opened her mouth in the name of stupidity.

One occasion that sticks in my mind was when we were in the pub and she asked for a packet of dry roasted peanuts.

Then, as she's eating them, says to everyone at the table:

"I really like these, you know. I wonder what they make them out of."

MellySingsDoom · 06.25.2007, 05:19 AM

"Why have got a girl's name?" That never gets old

06.22.2007, 08:35 PM	#21
lungfish bad moon rising Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: nyc Posts: 236	he said photocopy but he meant cloning which he thought was possible for some reason or another. haha.
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06.22.2007, 08:49 PM	#22
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Taxi driver: What airline should I drop you off at. Me: checks paper printout Orbitz... I mean... South Western.
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06.22.2007, 09:13 PM	#23
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	"i don't know, i think sonic youth are ripping off red jumpsuit apparatus" __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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06.23.2007, 04:48 AM	#25
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	i was walking down the stairs in my old building, a guy was walking next to the stairs, i had my hand in my pocket and the guy said 'take that gun out of your pocket, motherfucker!!!!!' and started running away.
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06.23.2007, 05:11 AM	#26
ploesj invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: antwerp. Posts: 2,901	'excuse me, could you tell me where the hospital is?' 'follow this road, then turn left and then it's on your left side after about two hundred meters.' 'ha ha. you're fooling me eh? well you won't fool me! nah!' and she turned the other way. i as quite speechless and still wondering if she ever found the hospital. __________________ blog flickr
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06.23.2007, 11:04 AM	#30
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	someone said to me 'i'm not racist but i hate all indians'. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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06.23.2007, 11:29 AM	#31
sellouteater the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: i am not going to tell you Posts: 962	This britsh guy talking to my mom "The 4th of july? Wasn't that when the americans got the freedom from the indians?" __________________ S I T M F T J
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06.24.2007, 11:05 PM	#32
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	"So does your dad have, like, 9 wives?"
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06.24.2007, 11:07 PM	#33
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	"women pee through their belly buttons" we were in elementary school, but still, this poor little fucker was sorely misinformed.
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06.24.2007, 11:42 PM	#35
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	"Don't be gay. Suck my dick." __ Someone said that in a million years everyone would look asian because we'd be so mixed by then, but my friend goes "I won't. I'll be dead" in a completely serious voice. He was joking of course, but it was hilarious. __ And the best one (from a naive 15 year old girl that looks like she is 12): "Fisting is like getting punched, right?"
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06.24.2007, 11:52 PM	#38
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	yeah i know, it usually works when out drinking and dude gestures his (ugly, unshaved) face forward. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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06.25.2007, 01:20 AM	#39
UVRAY bad moon rising Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: England Posts: 96	I was once going out with a blonde bimbo. She often opened her mouth in the name of stupidity. One occasion that sticks in my mind was when we were in the pub and she asked for a packet of dry roasted peanuts. Then, as she's eating them, says to everyone at the table: "I really like these, you know. I wonder what they make them out of." __________________ "While U.V.Ray oozes insurgence he weeps intelligence and sensitivity; an illegitimate love child of Mark Twain and John Wayne joined at the hip by the surgical wisdom of Frankenstein." www.uvray.moonfruit.com .
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06.25.2007, 05:19 AM	#40
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	"Why have got a girl's name?" That never gets old __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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