You're pathetic at bitchiness, let alone character assassination. Grow up.

Erm, on the internet, by the way.

Miaaaoooww!!

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

You're pathetic at bitchiness, let alone character assassination. Grow up.

sorry, i am just better looking, younger and richer than you. get over it sunshine. its not a competition i am afraid and the sooner you realise that then the sooner you might be able to start living some kind of life outside of t'internet.

You've brought tears to my eyes. Big fat internet tears to my eyes.

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

You've brought tears to my eyes. Big fat internet tears to my eyes.

good, now stop masturbating.

Ok. Stopped masturbating.

[MellySingsDoom]

It's very foolish of me to leap into this jolly banter between sarram and jon boy, but seeing as "mong" is my middle name....

jon boy, my good man, surely you too can see the contradiction in saying that this here place is not a competition whilst prefacing said statement with a leading sentence filled with competitive comparatives (indeed, starting off with a sarcastic apology)?

Also, surely you jest in saying that there is no life outside the internet. Hasn't "The Matrix" taught you anything (and no, I don't mean the woodeness quotient of K Reeves)?

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

It's very foolish of me to leap into this jolly banter between sarram and jon boy, but seeing as "mong" is my middle name....

jon boy, my good man, surely you too can see the contradiction in saying that this here place is not a competition whilst prefacing said statement with a leading sentence filled with competitive comparatives (indeed, starting off with a sarcastic apology)?

Also, surely you jest in saying that there is no life outside the internet. Hasn't "The Matrix" taught you anything (and no, I don't mean the woodeness quotient of K Reeves)?

look at my sig melly.

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

It's very foolish of me to leap into this jolly banter between sarram and jon boy, but seeing as "mong" is my middle name....

jon boy, my good man, surely you too can see the contradiction in saying that this here place is not a competition whilst prefacing said statement with a leading sentence filled with competitive comparatives (indeed, starting off with a sarcastic apology)?

Also, surely you jest in saying that there is no life outside the internet. Hasn't "The Matrix" taught you anything (and no, I don't mean the woodeness quotient of K Reeves)?

He's a man of mistery, that jonboy. Please don't let him be, if you can.

[MellySingsDoom]

*puts on glasses*

"Hmm, sig says what???????????"

You do realise too that I had to edit my spiel for multiple typos? I think I need a bigger spade, this hole isn't deep enough.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by jon boy

a man in his late thirties who spends half his life arguing with people on the internet.

I resemble this remark.

you rat bastard.

[MellySingsDoom]

What can take on a rat bastard? Why, a Rat Pfink:

 

Fight crime!

Anyway, Kegmama please more questions. Jonboy will be reading all the answers while he tells us that we're lesser beings. Tough.

[jennthebenn]

Am I gonna have to employ a taser, boys? 'Cause I'll do it. It's not a Snoopy taser either, damnit, but it will do the trick.

[floatingslowly]

do them first, please.

I just want to watch.

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by jennthebenn

Am I gonna have to employ a Tizer, boys? 'Cause I'll do it. It's not a Snoopy Tizer either, damnit, but it will do the trick.

 

Mmm, Tizer

[pantophobia]

taser? oooh you are going for actually subduing them

usually your tact is to go straight the machette

[jennthebenn]

Originally Posted by pantophobia

taser? oooh you are going for actually subduing them

usually your tact is to go straight the machette

Nah man...that was the old me. Which ironically was the younger me.

 

Much more intimidating than a blade.

[pbradley]

Kegmama's questions are food for thought, at least that's what I enjoy of them.