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Old 12.07.2009, 04:26 AM   #21
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Regardless, I still want to have unprotected sex with her in an abandoned stairwell.

I'd settle on an inhabited stairwell.
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Old 12.07.2009, 06:12 AM   #22
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This stairwell's getting a bit busy with the three of us agreeing upon it, can I vote a motion to move it to a rough gangbang on a Ford Fiesta in a car park in Dagenham?
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Old 12.07.2009, 06:24 AM   #23
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Old 12.07.2009, 06:25 AM   #24
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ha ha I love that policeman in the background reaching for the radio "here we go, he's about to touch her...set phasers to stun".
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Old 12.07.2009, 07:32 AM   #25
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This stairwell's getting a bit busy with the three of us agreeing upon it, can I vote a motion to move it to a rough gangbang on a Ford Fiesta in a car park in Dagenham?

Maybe we could arrange it for a large estate where there's lots of abandoned stairwells, each of us taking her to a different one. I'm not down with the whole gangbang thing, I'm afraid. I'm a romantic at heart.
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Old 12.07.2009, 07:44 AM   #26
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Dibs not getting sloppy seconds then. Shouldn't be more than a few minutes, it's been while for me.
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Old 12.07.2009, 07:56 AM   #27
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i tend to murder them afterwards so it's probably a good idea if i go last.
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Old 12.07.2009, 08:34 AM   #28
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Regardless, I still want to have unprotected sex with her in an abandoned stairwell.

She looks like the result of unprotected sex in an abandoned stairwell, funnily enough.
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Old 12.07.2009, 08:45 AM   #29
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She looks like the result of unprotected sex in an abandoned stairwell, funnily enough.
I think it's a pretty common thing for children to be the result of unprotected sex.
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Old 12.07.2009, 08:48 AM   #30
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I think it's a pretty common thing for children to be the result of unprotected sex.

In an abandoned stairwell?
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Old 12.07.2009, 09:00 AM   #31
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Have you seen Bob Geldof ever? He's the living epitome of abandoned stairwell.
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Old 12.07.2009, 09:03 AM   #32
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Have you seen Bob Geldof ever? He's the living epitome of abandoned stairwell.

Yeah, like a sort of illegitimate backstairs sort of sprog, you know: a sort of spotty squib that nobody really likes.
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Old 12.07.2009, 10:14 AM   #33
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I bet he has mushrooms under his armpits and a moss-covered scrotum.
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Old 12.07.2009, 11:34 AM   #34
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I believe it's now perfectly ok (ie legal) to make similar 'unprotected sex'/'abandoned stairwell'-like comments about Peaches' little sister Pixie.

 
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Old 12.07.2009, 11:39 AM   #35
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like, what?
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Old 12.07.2009, 11:49 AM   #36
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like look at the stairwell on that.
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Old 12.07.2009, 12:00 PM   #37
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i was made in a bed.
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Old 12.07.2009, 12:03 PM   #38
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i was made in ikea.
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Old 12.07.2009, 12:04 PM   #39
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no, your parents bought you at ikea and assembled your baby-body themselves. unless you were a showroom model of course.
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Old 12.07.2009, 12:06 PM   #40
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i was made in a bed.

its where the bed was located though. an old mattress in a wasteland holds infinite possibilities.
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