23:00 pm Cooking Thread - Page 2

floatingslowly · 11.29.2012, 11:56 AM

My grandmother used to only ever use white corn, fried in about 3" of Crisco.

floatingslowly · 11.29.2012, 11:59 AM

I can get masa, but it's fucking $10 AUD and makes about 5 tortillas....

They just don't do maize there, and I don't believe my wife ever had hominy prior to living in the states.

!@#$%! · 11.29.2012, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I can get masa, but it's fucking $10 AUD and makes about 5 tortillas....

They just don't do maize there, and I don't believe my wife ever had hominy prior to living in the states.

masa is ground hominy. hominy is white corn soaked in lye, which is firewood ash. corn is a grass that will grow like weeds in warm weather and alkaline soils.

if you're going to be lost in the outback all this can easily be sorted out.

kangaroo tacos.

EVOLghost · 11.29.2012, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

My grandmother used to only ever use white corn, fried in about 3" of Crisco.

My grandmother had a tortilleria right next door....

1kg fresh tortillas for every meal.

EVOLghost · 11.29.2012, 12:27 PM

The things I would do right now for some of those tortillas...

EVOLghost · 11.29.2012, 12:28 PM

you best get ink some damn pozole damn you!

!@#$%! · 11.29.2012, 12:45 PM

ps - was talking out of my ass re "alkaline soils" so check actual facts if you ever wanna grow it.

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost

My grandmother had a tortilleria right next door....

1kg fresh tortillas for every meal.

oh, damn... damn...

floatingslowly · 11.29.2012, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost

The things I would do right now for some of those tortillas...

I would like to make love to your grandmother's taco.

$*$!!@!? & José Olé, I reckon I'll be asking for more of you wisdom before this time next year.

If I have enough water, I do aim to grow my own, o, Children of the Corn.

!@#$%! · 11.29.2012, 12:58 PM

this is a corn grinder:

currently $27 at sears

floatingslowly · 11.29.2012, 01:19 PM

....I can't buy 'stuff' for awhile because the cost to ship is too prohibitive.

There's an awesome food market in Prahran (Melb, Vic,) that I can't wait to revisit. It'll be fantastic knowing that I can keep stuff I buy...

I also want a tangine.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 11.29.2012, 01:26 PM

haha! I'm glad that I hijacked this thread and turned into a tortilla thread! fuck yeah!

floatingslowly · 11.29.2012, 01:59 PM

Who the hell are you? I was speaking to my brown brothers.

Gringos don't know tortillas, whitey!

EVOLghost · 11.29.2012, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I would like to make love to your grandmother's taco.

'tis the sweetest...

Rob Instigator · 11.29.2012, 02:19 PM

Bytor,

One of my people used to drive from his job with Kelsey Seabold clinic, to the Garden Ridge pottery on I-10 west, just because they had $1.50 Frito Pies for lunch.

we told him he was crazy, but he loved the shits!

Rob Instigator · 11.29.2012, 02:27 PM

Have you guys ever gotten what I call the Mexican Judgement Face? That is when you are at a Mexican restaurant or Taqueria and choose flour tortillas over the corn ones, and the waitress gives you a "silly gringo" look of shame.

(I am Latino to the bone, but look so goddamn cracka-ass that other Hispanics think I am whitey)

floatingslowly · 11.29.2012, 02:42 PM

That's not a Mexican Judgement Face.

Order Bún bò Huê with "NO blood clots" at any Vietnamese restaurant and see.

floatingslowly · 11.29.2012, 02:56 PM

ps: why's it gotta be Mexican? they don't eat tacos down in Wat-a-mall-a?

Genteel Death · 11.29.2012, 03:08 PM

I rarely use tortilla bread but I am a big fan of paratha bread, which is kind of similar.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 11.29.2012, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

Have you guys ever gotten what I call the Mexican Judgement Face? That is when you are at a Mexican restaurant or Taqueria and choose flour tortillas over the corn ones, and the waitress gives you a "silly gringo" look of shame.

(I am Latino to the bone, but look so goddamn cracka-ass that other Hispanics think I am whitey)

Which look, this one?

Dude, at the taco places I roll to they don't even HAVE flour tortillas. Also, the sure way to get the gringo spit in your tacos special is to insult the Mexican palate and order your food "special" by removing any of the sacred ingredients. It is an insult to a Mexican chef NOT to eat the food the way THEY prepare it, and reflects that gringo arrogance. You've been warned if yo ass is scurred of Cilantro

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By the way, Genteel Death, that look is going indian stone-faced in your direction..

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I rarely use tortilla bread but I am a big fan of paratha bread, which is kind of similar.

In one fail swoop you have insulted both the sanctity of the Taco and the innocense of the burrito

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

ps: why's it gotta be Mexican? they don't eat tacos down in Wat-a-mall-a?

Besides of which..
Salvordan and Guatemalan tacos are different, they are usually al vapor style, and saltier meats..

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 11.29.2012, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

Have you guys ever gotten what I call the Mexican Judgement Face? That is when you are at a Mexican restaurant or Taqueria and choose flour tortillas over the corn ones, and the waitress gives you a "silly gringo" look of shame.

(I am Latino to the bone, but look so goddamn cracka-ass that other Hispanics think I am whitey)

Dude, at the taco places I roll to they don't even HAVE flour tortillas. Also, the sure way to get the gringo spit in your tacos special is to insult the Mexican palate and order your food "special" by removing any of the sacred ingredients. It is an insult to a Mexican chef NOT to eat the food the way THEY prepare it, and reflects that gringo arrogance. You've been warned if yo ass is scurred of Cilantro

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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	My grandmother used to only ever use white corn, fried in about 3" of Crisco.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I can get masa, but it's fucking $10 AUD and makes about 5 tortillas.... They just don't do maize there, and I don't believe my wife ever had hominy prior to living in the states.
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EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	The things I would do right now for some of those tortillas...
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	....I can't buy 'stuff' for awhile because the cost to ship is too prohibitive. There's an awesome food market in Prahran (Melb, Vic,) that I can't wait to revisit. It'll be fantastic knowing that I can keep stuff I buy... I also want a tangine.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Who the hell are you? I was speaking to my brown brothers. Gringos don't know tortillas, whitey!
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	Bytor, One of my people used to drive from his job with Kelsey Seabold clinic, to the Garden Ridge pottery on I-10 west, just because they had $1.50 Frito Pies for lunch. we told him he was crazy, but he loved the shits! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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11.29.2012, 02:27 PM	#35
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	Have you guys ever gotten what I call the Mexican Judgement Face? That is when you are at a Mexican restaurant or Taqueria and choose flour tortillas over the corn ones, and the waitress gives you a "silly gringo" look of shame. (I am Latino to the bone, but look so goddamn cracka-ass that other Hispanics think I am whitey) __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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11.29.2012, 02:42 PM	#36
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	That's not a Mexican Judgement Face. Order Bún bò Huê with "NO blood clots" at any Vietnamese restaurant and see.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	ps: why's it gotta be Mexican? they don't eat tacos down in Wat-a-mall-a?
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Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	I rarely use tortilla bread but I am a big fan of paratha bread, which is kind of similar.
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