US Govt. making all Puerto Ricans apply for NEW birth certificates - Page 2

amerikangod · 07.01.2010, 01:54 PM

If they'd just implanted ID chips in all Puerto Ricans like I've always campaigned for, this wouldn't be an issue now. Also, you could pull up Google Maps on your iPhone and see if there are any Puerto Ricans around you, that way you can preemptively cross the street without it making you feel awkward.

jon boy · 07.01.2010, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

If they'd just implanted ID chips in all Puerto Ricans like I've always campaigned for, this wouldn't be an issue now. Also, you could pull up Google Maps on your iPhone and see if there are any Puerto Ricans around you, that way you can preemptively cross the street without it making you feel awkward.

i go for that, plus they should wear some kind of bright colored clothing so that they are noticeable at all times, plus internet access should be denied via a large magnet implanted in said clothing rendering any electronic equipment unusable thereby giving everyone a bit of peace and quiet.

Rob Instigator · 07.01.2010, 02:07 PM

you could definitely use that to hit up some fine Puertorrican ladies!

jon boy · 07.01.2010, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

you could definitely use that to hit up some fine Puertorrican ladies!

or some of the gents for you.

amerikangod · 07.01.2010, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

i go for that, plus they should wear some kind of bright colored clothing so that they are noticeable at all times, plus internet access should be denied via a large magnet implanted in said clothing rendering any electronic equipment unusable thereby giving everyone a bit of peace and quiet.

Yeah, plus they should be forced to put their flag all over everything they own for easy nationality identification.

Rob Instigator · 07.01.2010, 02:24 PM

yeah, cuz that's still funny after 3 years...

amerikangod · 07.01.2010, 02:25 PM

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you could definitely use that to hit up some fine Puertorrican ladies!

That was my ulterior motive.

!@#$%! · 07.01.2010, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by tesla69

It is difficult because many seniors never had a birth certificate, they were born at home in rural areas.

aren't they supposed to keep a register of births and deaths at the county office? they never got a social security #? i mean in mainland 'merica-- not sure about PR

Rob Instigator · 07.01.2010, 02:34 PM

since PR is not actually a state it does not have the exact same local government institutions as in mainland USA. they do have post offices, but local government remains local government. Puerto Rico does not have counties, for example.

all PRicans are born USA citizens and are issued a Soc sec # as well.

do not see why it is so hard to stop people from using PR names to get paperwork.

space · 07.01.2010, 02:43 PM

or even local Puerto Rican government names like...Kenneth McClintock!

tesla69 · 07.01.2010, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

all PRicans are born USA citizens and are issued a Soc sec # as well..

its fairly recent that you get a SSN at birth...

jon boy · 07.01.2010, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

yeah, cuz that's still funny after 3 years...

is that how long you have been gay? i thought it was much longer.

Rob Instigator · 07.01.2010, 03:18 PM

It has been since 1950 that Puerto Ricans and US Virgin Islanders get SocSec Cards.

Much of Puerto Rican government is put in place by Congress.

Rob Instigator · 07.01.2010, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

is that how long you have been gay? i thought it was much longer.

yep. just gets funnier...

jon boy · 07.01.2010, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

yep. just gets funnier...

according to you.

Rob Instigator · 07.01.2010, 04:10 PM

well, I'd hope you were having a laugh, cuz if not it just makes you look that much more pathetic.

Lurker · 07.01.2010, 04:25 PM

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or their old originals were stored by the local governments and have been lost in fires. That happened to my grandma. we just found out 3 years ago that she was 2 years older than she had thought her whole life.

You mean she had been lying about her age? Or was it that she used her birth certificate as a reminder?

Rob Instigator · 07.01.2010, 04:56 PM

My grandma was an orphan, and when she was married 80-something years ago, there was no actual birth certificate for her, so they had "guessed" her age. The local repository for her hometown was bu8rned up in the 30's.
when the island government looked into her records a few years ago they notified our family that my grandma was turning 94, not 91 as everyone thought.

Lurker · 07.01.2010, 05:00 PM

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My grandma was an orphan, and when she was married 80-something years ago, there was no actual birth certificate for her, so they had "guessed" her age. The local repository for her hometown was bu8rned up in the 30's.

Oh right. So she never knew her age?

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when the island government looked into her records a few years ago they notified our family that my grandma was turning 94, not 91 as everyone thought.

So she was three years older than you thought not two years?

Green_mind · 07.01.2010, 05:42 PM

You'd think they'd be better at safeguarding peoples identities and it seems weird that this was reported overseas from you at first. How did you come across it?

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amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	If they'd just implanted ID chips in all Puerto Ricans like I've always campaigned for, this wouldn't be an issue now. Also, you could pull up Google Maps on your iPhone and see if there are any Puerto Ricans around you, that way you can preemptively cross the street without it making you feel awkward. __________________
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	you could definitely use that to hit up some fine Puertorrican ladies! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	yeah, cuz that's still funny after 3 years... __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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07.01.2010, 02:34 PM	#29
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	since PR is not actually a state it does not have the exact same local government institutions as in mainland USA. they do have post offices, but local government remains local government. Puerto Rico does not have counties, for example. all PRicans are born USA citizens and are issued a Soc sec # as well. do not see why it is so hard to stop people from using PR names to get paperwork. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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07.01.2010, 02:43 PM	#30
space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	or even local Puerto Rican government names like...Kenneth McClintock!
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07.01.2010, 03:18 PM	#33
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	It has been since 1950 that Puerto Ricans and US Virgin Islanders get SocSec Cards. Much of Puerto Rican government is put in place by Congress. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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07.01.2010, 04:10 PM	#36
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	well, I'd hope you were having a laugh, cuz if not it just makes you look that much more pathetic. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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07.01.2010, 04:56 PM	#38
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	My grandma was an orphan, and when she was married 80-something years ago, there was no actual birth certificate for her, so they had "guessed" her age. The local repository for her hometown was bu8rned up in the 30's. when the island government looked into her records a few years ago they notified our family that my grandma was turning 94, not 91 as everyone thought. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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07.01.2010, 05:42 PM	#40
Green_mind the end of the ugly Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 827	You'd think they'd be better at safeguarding peoples identities and it seems weird that this was reported overseas from you at first. How did you come across it?
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