If someone you haven't spoken to in 6,7 years - Page 2

Rob Instigator · 02.20.2009, 12:17 PM

they just want a gift. for real.

send them an envelope with a shit-stained wad of toilet tissue and tell themn this is from when you wiped your duck butter cuz it gots righteous greasy after slam dancing at a sonic youth show in 2004.

!@#$%! · 02.20.2009, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

duck butter

this is pure poetry

Toilet & Bowels · 02.20.2009, 01:17 PM

i don't know why peole are getting so bitter about this. if you want to go to the wedding then go, if you don't want to go then don't, i'm sure you know which you would rather do.

uhler · 02.20.2009, 01:38 PM

buy them a gift card to get their belly button pierced from a basement tattoo parlor.

Glice · 02.20.2009, 01:47 PM

You're a bunch of cold, materialistic cunts, you know that? It's a wedding. Weddings are when people get pissed and have a good time. No fucker's keeping count of presents.

If I was getting married I would be mortified if people I invited thought I was doing so for the presents.

I'm a little bit disgusted, in a Daily Mail way.

davenotdead · 02.20.2009, 01:49 PM

this is interesting... i don't know protocol about wedding invites either... i hadn't talked to this girl in over a year-and-a-half... and hadn't seen them (group of friends) in over 2 years or so... we got a nice invite by mail, but no phone call or any other contact... my brother and i were invited... we didn't go or send a gift. are we wankers?

edit--- and it was a 3 and a half hour drive to get there... plus hotel costs, etc...

Rob Instigator · 02.20.2009, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

You're a bunch of cold, materialistic cunts, you know that? It's a wedding. Weddings are when people get pissed and have a good time. No fucker's keeping count of presents.

If I was getting married I would be mortified if people I invited thought I was doing so for the presents.

I'm a little bit disgusted, in a Daily Mail way.

unless home-slice is loaded and can afford as many guests at his weddinga nd reception as he wants, then to send wedding INVITES, as opposed to announcements, fcould be a ploy for a long-distance gift. especially since they have not talked in years.

demonrail666 · 02.20.2009, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

I'm a little bit disgusted, in a Daily Mail way.

I love feeling disgusted in a Daily Mail way. It's that sense of belonging I think.

uhler · 02.20.2009, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

You're a bunch of cold, materialistic cunts, you know that? It's a wedding. Weddings are when people get pissed and have a good time. No fucker's keeping count of presents.

If I was getting married I would be mortified if people I invited thought I was doing so for the presents.

I'm a little bit disgusted, in a Daily Mail way.

actually he's right. the last two marriages i have been to i never got them anything. the couple never cared. they were just glad that i came.

Rob Instigator · 02.20.2009, 02:51 PM

it all depends on who is sending the invites. there are plenty of mo-fucks out there who send as many invites as possibe, just hoping that those that cannot come will send gifts. happens all the fucking time.

joe11121 · 02.20.2009, 10:21 PM

Hmm, well i think your (old) friend maybe just wants you to stay friends, and he/she just wants to see you again because it's been so long. Maybe they are just a douche that wants a gift, but i really doubt they are. 21 hours itone hell of a drive though... I've been 16 hours in a car straight, making only three 30 minute stops, it's still hell. So i guess it's up to you whether to go or not, just think back and ask yourself if this person is worth it.

Toilet & Bowels · 02.21.2009, 12:16 PM

also, it goes to show that you're still in your friend's thoughts even though you haven't spoken in all these years and that he cares about whether you are there or not on one of the most important days of his life.

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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	they just want a gift. for real. send them an envelope with a shit-stained wad of toilet tissue and tell themn this is from when you wiped your duck butter cuz it gots righteous greasy after slam dancing at a sonic youth show in 2004. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,268	i don't know why peole are getting so bitter about this. if you want to go to the wedding then go, if you don't want to go then don't, i'm sure you know which you would rather do.
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uhler invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 3,615	buy them a gift card to get their belly button pierced from a basement tattoo parlor.
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02.20.2009, 01:49 PM	#26
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	this is interesting... i don't know protocol about wedding invites either... i hadn't talked to this girl in over a year-and-a-half... and hadn't seen them (group of friends) in over 2 years or so... we got a nice invite by mail, but no phone call or any other contact... my brother and i were invited... we didn't go or send a gift. are we wankers? edit--- and it was a 3 and a half hour drive to get there... plus hotel costs, etc... __________________
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02.20.2009, 02:51 PM	#30
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	it all depends on who is sending the invites. there are plenty of mo-fucks out there who send as many invites as possibe, just hoping that those that cannot come will send gifts. happens all the fucking time. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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02.20.2009, 10:21 PM	#31
joe11121 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brantford, Canada Posts: 1,843	Hmm, well i think your (old) friend maybe just wants you to stay friends, and he/she just wants to see you again because it's been so long. Maybe they are just a douche that wants a gift, but i really doubt they are. 21 hours itone hell of a drive though... I've been 16 hours in a car straight, making only three 30 minute stops, it's still hell. So i guess it's up to you whether to go or not, just think back and ask yourself if this person is worth it.
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02.21.2009, 12:16 PM	#32
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,268	also, it goes to show that you're still in your friend's thoughts even though you haven't spoken in all these years and that he cares about whether you are there or not on one of the most important days of his life.
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