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Wait until you try it!
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you could name the rodent one hamster.
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Which do the queers stand by? Why don't prominent gay celebrities endorse sex toys? Then we would know which ones to get! It just seems very thoughtless of them to me. I'm gonna write Consumer Reports about this as well. They are very anti-sex toy and I think it's well, just wrong. |
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![]() "Anti sex? Wrong? How and in what way Casper?"
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No no, not anti-sex...I wrote "anti-sex toy."
Thanks very much for the nomenclature though; your show of respect has been noted. I will accept being referred to as Casper up until Halloween. Otherwise, please address me as either Intellivision, Intelly (informal), Your Highness, or New Philosopher Hero. Consumer Reports will not tell me what sex toy to buy because they refuse to review them, but it is my obvious and clear contention that they are appliances like many of the other goods they review. |
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Fair enough, but these two prototypes will not be produced in the hundreds for mass penetration. They will be sold to the highest bidder wanting maximum pleasure and an empty pocket. These are filthy works of art.
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Well, that's one of the primary purposes of this thread, so please elaborate, sideonie2006.
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I begin with that:
a lot of people think that the sex-toys are made for the solo pleasure, whereas twosome, they are also very interesting. I tested a lot but I can't describe all, if you want more, be more precise... |
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SEX?
What is this thing you speak of?
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My experiences are many and varied. Greater details are not forthcoming.
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You're a tease.
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Sex toys? You mean sex is supposed to be fun?
(I've been married like forever. Faithfully.)
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I've never used sex toys. I know girls who do. I prefer not to know about it.
Funny story, my little brother used to pretend to have sex with a teddy bear when he was 5 years old. |
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I had a vibrator but the motor ran out after a year
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i dont get the point in vibrators vidrating.it doesnt make sense
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because they would suck ass big time if they didn't?
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