|
View Poll Results: Have you ever received a DECENT handjob from someone (other than yourself)? | |||
Yes. |
![]() ![]() ![]() |
25 | 55.56% |
No... Hell no... Fuck no. |
![]() ![]() ![]() |
20 | 44.44% |
Voters: 45. You may not vote on this poll |
|
Thread Tools |
![]() |
#21 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Northern Europe
Posts: 12,250
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
by the time girls get into their 20s it seems they get a grip on how to give a decent handjob. that's my experience anyway.
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#22 |
100%
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Detroit.
Posts: 709
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
The handjob is the great sexual compromise; no guy goes in to a situation crossing his fingers, hoping for the handjob. His eyes are set to the sky, and hopes to cum in some sort of orifice. But the partner is reluctant but also understands that the hard-on is unyielding so it must be appeased, so the handjob is not really a romantic gesture or really a means of pleasure, it's more like a tool to kill a boner and a horny guy.
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#23 | |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Near Paris, France
Posts: 3,762
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
![]() I had some decent hand job, but at times it's like you were doing it with the wrong hand. |
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#24 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: SoKo
Posts: 10,621
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I keep thinking about hand modeling gigs when I read the thread title.
And my hands are too skinny/long for that. |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#25 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 8,662
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
"A job in the hand is worth two in the bush"
Ancient South London proverb, often heard in the Clapham Common area.
__________________
Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse. |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#26 | |
Posts: n/a
|
Quote:
We all know where you walk your dog, smelly. |
|
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#27 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 28,843
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
blowjobs = best
sex doggy style = 2nd best .... handjobs are the worst, and what's weird is, out of 5 possible girls that have tried to give them to me, only one did it well and got me off.. and she was REALLY REALLY REALLY good. i mean, amazing. like, she could get me off quickly with handjobs. but no other girl can. odd. |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#28 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 11,110
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
The only thing i've recieved sexually was my hand.
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#29 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Australia
Posts: 5,461
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
yeh me to buzzo me to
__________________
www.instagram.com/alienanal |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#30 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 11,110
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
We're lonely people.
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#31 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Australia
Posts: 5,461
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
sure are
__________________
www.instagram.com/alienanal |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#32 | |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 8,662
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
"What you doing, smelly?" "Me, like the Rufus Thomas song says, just walkin' the dog." "Hmm. so why have you got your cock in that guy's mouth?" "Just givin' the dog a boner."
__________________
Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse. |
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#33 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 9,527
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I'm still awaiting the appearance of the "Have you ever received a decent frigging" thread from one of the board's ladies.
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#34 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 9,527
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Oh, and "Have you ever received a decent fisting?" from one of the homosexuals.
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#35 | |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 8,662
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
Not into fisting, so "no".
__________________
Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse. |
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#36 |
the end of the ugly
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Vienna
Posts: 862
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
And what about spit or swallow? In fact I never experienced a girl spitting. It's either swallowing or nothing.
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#37 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Northern Europe
Posts: 12,250
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
i think swallowing is kind of gross
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#38 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 28,843
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
my girlfriend won't spit or swallow. she just flat-out won't let it go in her mouth. that's lame. she says it's sour and gross. lame lame lame.
she does let me shoot it on her face though, which is nice.. |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#39 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Northern Europe
Posts: 12,250
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
i hate having to kiss girls when they've had jizz in their mouths though, it's slimey and gross
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#40 | |
invito al cielo
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 11,110
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
Maybe. But it is sexy though... Never seen either... |
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |