summarize your sex life with a star wars quote - Page 2

ALIEN ANAL · 03.13.2008, 01:03 AM

Luke: I can't. It's too big.
Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.

m1rr0r dash · 03.13.2008, 01:04 AM

QUI-GON: A ship without a power supply will not get us anywhere, and there is something about this boy...

ALIEN ANAL · 03.13.2008, 01:04 AM

haha this one has to win

Lando: "Punch it

m1rr0r dash · 03.13.2008, 01:05 AM

m1rr0r dash · 03.13.2008, 01:05 AM

or

THREEPIO: Secret mission? What plans? What are you talking about? I'm not getting in there!

ALIEN ANAL · 03.13.2008, 01:05 AM

Princess Leia: Would it help if I got out and pushed?
Han Solo: It might!

ALIEN ANAL · 03.13.2008, 01:06 AM

Princess Leia: Stop that.
Han Solo: Stop what?
Princess Leia: [timidly] Stop that. My hands are dirty.
Han Solo: My hands are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?
Princess Leia: Afraid?
Han Solo: You're trembling.
Princess Leia: I'm not trembling.

ALIEN ANAL · 03.13.2008, 01:10 AM

The Emperor: Rise my friend

m1rr0r dash · 03.13.2008, 01:12 AM

THREEPIO: That's funny, the damage doesn't look as bad from out here.

ALIEN ANAL · 03.13.2008, 01:13 AM

haha funny
im done for now

m1rr0r dash · 03.13.2008, 01:16 AM

thanks again for the

C-3PO:
"We've stopped. Wake up! Wake up!"

i still think that wins hands down.

m1rr0r dash · 03.13.2008, 02:56 AM

i think i recall my first bf saying

"Pull out, Wedge. You’re not doing any good back there."

ZEROpumpkins · 03.13.2008, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

Red Six: I got a problem here.
Biggs: Eject!
Red Six: I can hold it.
Biggs: Pull up!
Red Six: No, I'm all right... ahhh!

LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL

Dan, if I could rep you for each one of those then I would.

m1rr0r dash · 03.13.2008, 03:04 AM

seconded

and i can't even rep you by proxy either!!

ALIEN ANAL · 03.13.2008, 03:08 AM

haha thanks folks

Lando: I had no choice. They arrived right before you did. I'm sorry.

ALIEN ANAL · 03.13.2008, 03:11 AM

Obi-Wan: Wait a minute. How did this happen? We're smarter than this.

m1rr0r dash · 03.13.2008, 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

Obi-Wan: Wait a minute. How did this happen? We're smarter than this.

i've been asking myself this recently. the answer seems to be

"Luke, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?"
"Nothing. I'm all right." ...*stays on manual control*

m1rr0r dash · 03.13.2008, 04:12 AM

C-3PO: Oh this oil bath is going to feel so goood.

m1rr0r dash · 03.13.2008, 04:27 AM

HAN: Well, anything would be better than just hanging around waiting for him to pick us up...

nicfit · 03.13.2008, 04:31 AM

"It's a trap!"

03.13.2008, 01:03 AM	#21
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	Luke: I can't. It's too big. Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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03.13.2008, 01:04 AM	#22
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	QUI-GON: A ship without a power supply will not get us anywhere, and there is something about this boy... __________________
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03.13.2008, 01:04 AM	#23
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	haha this one has to win Lando: "Punch it __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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03.13.2008, 01:05 AM	#24
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	nice __________________
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03.13.2008, 01:05 AM	#25
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	or THREEPIO: Secret mission? What plans? What are you talking about? I'm not getting in there! __________________
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03.13.2008, 01:06 AM	#27
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	Princess Leia: Stop that. Han Solo: Stop what? Princess Leia: [timidly] Stop that. My hands are dirty. Han Solo: My hands are dirty, too. What are you afraid of? Princess Leia: Afraid? Han Solo: You're trembling. Princess Leia: I'm not trembling. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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03.13.2008, 01:10 AM	#28
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	The Emperor: Rise my friend __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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03.13.2008, 01:12 AM	#29
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	THREEPIO: That's funny, the damage doesn't look as bad from out here. __________________
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03.13.2008, 01:13 AM	#30
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	haha funny im done for now __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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03.13.2008, 01:16 AM	#31
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	thanks again for the C-3PO: "We've stopped. Wake up! Wake up!" i still think that wins hands down. __________________
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03.13.2008, 02:56 AM	#32
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	i think i recall my first bf saying "Pull out, Wedge. You’re not doing any good back there." __________________
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03.13.2008, 03:04 AM	#34
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	seconded and i can't even rep you by proxy either!! __________________
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03.13.2008, 03:08 AM	#35
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	haha thanks folks Lando: I had no choice. They arrived right before you did. I'm sorry. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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03.13.2008, 03:11 AM	#36
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	Obi-Wan: Wait a minute. How did this happen? We're smarter than this. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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03.13.2008, 04:12 AM	#38
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	C-3PO: Oh this oil bath is going to feel so goood. __________________
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03.13.2008, 04:27 AM	#39
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	HAN: Well, anything would be better than just hanging around waiting for him to pick us up... __________________
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03.13.2008, 04:31 AM	#40
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	"It's a trap!" __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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