Intergalactic RAP battle between floatingslowly and rob instigator - Page 2

Rob Instigator · 01.05.2008, 09:58 PM

it's on!

Rob Instigator · 01.05.2008, 10:22 PM

pee pee poo poo ca ca ca
endless flow of scatologica
secrete from the teat
or skeet from yr meat
greasy shits like manteca
Lube up for the Asswrecka
that's yr favorite dildo
(don't ask me how I know but let me tell ya that I know)
yr greasy slime shits make ya walk a little faster
(Maurice Jones-Drew's a ball-running Master)
can't get my head straight. got to hit the bong faster
floatingslow's rap is a hip-hop disaster

ZEROpumpkins · 01.05.2008, 10:33 PM

lol that one was good.

floatingslowly · 03.04.2008, 08:52 PM

my shit's so dope
you prolly want to smoke it
but everytime yr on the mic
you step up and choke it.

[[don't do it]]

those are words from the grandmaster flash.
he'll steal yr woman while you "rhyme"
and run off with yr stash.

oh yeah, chief...I went there
now yr crying out yr eyes
and pulling out yr hair

[[don't do it]]

cuz it's the end of yr rap battle
my sweet prose beat the fuck
out of yr crap prattle.

krastian · 03.04.2008, 09:38 PM

oh snap

Rob Instigator · 03.05.2008, 09:29 AM

You talk Grandmaster Flash
He DJ'd at a bash
I danced so much, got a rash
even smoked a little hash
Just one quick caveat
(retrospective Basquiat)
at the Museum of Fine Arts
Flash scratched stops and starts

a great night to be sure
gorgeous women galore
floatingslow's kicked out the door
for being king hip hop bore
weak stale rhymes decrepit
had to fart but he kept it
filling up his colon
like an inner tube swollen
he calls these farts "Rhymin'"
but they're just rap designin'
he's a false hip hop god
perpetratin' a fraud
so see the people cheer
when instigator is near
they know never to fear
for my rhyme scheme's so clear

floatingslowly · 03.05.2008, 09:43 AM

<--- has no problem being a false hip hop gawd.

Rob Instigator · 03.05.2008, 12:21 PM

<---partied with Grandmaster Flash

m1rr0r dash · 03.05.2008, 12:23 PM

<---listening to ipod

floatingslowly · 03.05.2008, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

had to fart but he kept it
filling up his colon

Quote:

Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash

^^^listening to ipod

<---named iPod iPooed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

^^^partied with Grandmaster Flash

<---hates Rob now.

Rob Instigator · 03.05.2008, 05:46 PM

at one point grandmaster flash started talking, "This next cut is by an artist, an artist that died too young, that left a mark on music that will last forever..." and people started yelling "Biggie!!!" and "2-Pac!!!"
and then Flash started spinning Smells Like Teen Spirit! ha ha ha!
those biggie 2-pac sycophants had to eat their shit!

Rob Instigator · 03.07.2008, 06:01 PM

EAT THEIR SHIT I said!

Kloriel · 03.07.2008, 09:24 PM

well at least now i've remembered what a septic tank is

floatingslowly · 03.07.2008, 09:47 PM

yank wank seppo tank
rob's burned his rhymes
on rotten dank

(you stank)

texas is the reason
that our president's bad
and houston is the reason
why Rob's good rhymes are sad

because you suck
yeah, Rob you suck.
crusty punk dumpster diver
think Flash gave a fuck?

(hell no)

because the day's gone by
when you could do no wrong
and yr stuck in a rap battle
that's like viet nam

my robotic flow
is straight wreckin' shit.
you should just give up
you might as well quit.

(yr shit)

[mad scratching and mixing here]

Inhuman · 03.07.2008, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

<---partied with Grandmaster Flash

"You must shoot more mo'fuckas b4 shootin Rob again"

floatingslowly · 03.07.2008, 10:02 PM

die die earthman die

a38= 1-38e -q capslock

Inhuman · 03.07.2008, 10:07 PM

What you think about everytime
you type this shit and post yo' rhyme
y'all boardies say hell no
Rob floating ol'
and u be floating slow
Fuck so unreal son like a UFO
Your pic's so lame, ain't nothin to show
Got Ether on my stereo
Hit em' Up on after
Pop my gat out then you'll hear laugher

Why's Rob's pic a skeleton?
Saw him out bathin' in the sun
Somthin was callin to me...found out it's my gun,
Caught my eye, and he started to run
Aimed it, popped a shot, and got him done

m1rr0r dash · 03.07.2008, 10:15 PM

jennthebenn · 03.07.2008, 10:44 PM

I was the one who convinced Afrika Bambaata to rock over Kraftwerk and
Gary Numan samples. Just sayin'.

floatingslowly · 03.07.2008, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inhuman

Fuck so unreal son like a UFO

one rob is wack
and the other's even wacker
I can tag team the both of y'all
because you both sound like a cracker.

at least you came up with a track
that didn't smell like ass
unlike In'stink'gator booty rhymes
you have a bit of class.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jennthebenn

I was the one who convinced Afrika Bambaata to rock over Kraftwerk and
Gary Numan samples. Just sayin'.

I'm 159% terrified of you.

01.05.2008, 09:58 PM	#21
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	it's on! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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01.05.2008, 10:22 PM	#22
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	pee pee poo poo ca ca ca endless flow of scatologica secrete from the teat or skeet from yr meat greasy shits like manteca Lube up for the Asswrecka that's yr favorite dildo (don't ask me how I know but let me tell ya that I know) yr greasy slime shits make ya walk a little faster (Maurice Jones-Drew's a ball-running Master) can't get my head straight. got to hit the bong faster floatingslow's rap is a hip-hop disaster __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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01.05.2008, 10:33 PM	#23
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	lol that one was good. __________________
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03.04.2008, 08:52 PM	#24
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	my shit's so dope you prolly want to smoke it but everytime yr on the mic you step up and choke it. [[don't do it]] those are words from the grandmaster flash. he'll steal yr woman while you "rhyme" and run off with yr stash. oh yeah, chief...I went there now yr crying out yr eyes and pulling out yr hair [[don't do it]] cuz it's the end of yr rap battle my sweet prose beat the fuck out of yr crap prattle.
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03.04.2008, 09:38 PM	#25
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	oh snap __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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03.05.2008, 09:29 AM	#26
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	You talk Grandmaster Flash He DJ'd at a bash I danced so much, got a rash even smoked a little hash Just one quick caveat (retrospective Basquiat) at the Museum of Fine Arts Flash scratched stops and starts a great night to be sure gorgeous women galore floatingslow's kicked out the door for being king hip hop bore weak stale rhymes decrepit had to fart but he kept it filling up his colon like an inner tube swollen he calls these farts "Rhymin'" but they're just rap designin' he's a false hip hop god perpetratin' a fraud so see the people cheer when instigator is near they know never to fear for my rhyme scheme's so clear __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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03.05.2008, 09:43 AM	#27
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	<--- has no problem being a false hip hop gawd.
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03.05.2008, 12:21 PM	#28
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	<---partied with Grandmaster Flash __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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03.05.2008, 12:23 PM	#29
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	<---listening to ipod __________________
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03.05.2008, 05:46 PM	#31
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	at one point grandmaster flash started talking, "This next cut is by an artist, an artist that died too young, that left a mark on music that will last forever..." and people started yelling "Biggie!!!" and "2-Pac!!!" and then Flash started spinning Smells Like Teen Spirit! ha ha ha! those biggie 2-pac sycophants had to eat their shit! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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03.07.2008, 06:01 PM	#32
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	EAT THEIR SHIT I said! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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03.07.2008, 09:24 PM	#33
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	well at least now i've remembered what a septic tank is __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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03.07.2008, 09:47 PM	#34
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	yank wank seppo tank rob's burned his rhymes on rotten dank (you stank) texas is the reason that our president's bad and houston is the reason why Rob's good rhymes are sad because you suck yeah, Rob you suck. crusty punk dumpster diver think Flash gave a fuck? (hell no) because the day's gone by when you could do no wrong and yr stuck in a rap battle that's like viet nam my robotic flow is straight wreckin' shit. you should just give up you might as well quit. (yr shit) [mad scratching and mixing here]
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03.07.2008, 10:02 PM	#36
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	die die earthman die a38= 1-38e -q capslock
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03.07.2008, 10:07 PM	#37
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	What you think about everytime you type this shit and post yo' rhyme y'all boardies say hell no Rob floating ol' and u be floating slow Fuck so unreal son like a UFO Your pic's so lame, ain't nothin to show Got Ether on my stereo Hit em' Up on after Pop my gat out then you'll hear laugher Why's Rob's pic a skeleton? Saw him out bathin' in the sun Somthin was callin to me...found out it's my gun, Caught my eye, and he started to run Aimed it, popped a shot, and got him done __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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03.07.2008, 10:15 PM	#38
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	__________________
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03.07.2008, 10:44 PM	#39
jennthebenn expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,261	I was the one who convinced Afrika Bambaata to rock over Kraftwerk and Gary Numan samples. Just sayin'. __________________ http://jennthebenn.tumblr.com/
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