[!@#$%!]

i dont know you that well

A simple yes or no won't give much of you away. Are you experiencing flashbacks?

[!@#$%!]

ah, it's that time of the day. i'm going to let it all out.

Just take a big breath and we'll go back to your childhood, shall we?

[!@#$%!]

you want photos? microscope slides?

Bring them on.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i think the pork's post satirical intentions have backfired, ha ha ha

oops my bad. I've never done an on-topic hijack before!


I don't think I have to worry about stalkers (nobody reads my posts). the sweet sweet joy of being invisible.

now, if you'll excuse me, I have a rocket to steal.

 

[ALIEN ANAL]

im bored
so i decided to have 3 strong pain killers and a beer...doesnt sound very bad ass does it haha

[davenotdead]

i think hell is going to have an unbearable amount of ankle-biting fleas.

[SynthethicalY]

I am... This is the only info you will get.

 

[floatingslowly]

oh, cheeky cheeky.

oh, naughty sneaky.

 

[floatingslowly]

are you trying to tell us that you need CPAP?

No, no. Just bored of being in this office, today. I'm off now, take care and keep thinking of a two-sided coin.

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I really feel as if I've let you people in on a glimpse of my True_Self.

here's some more:

• my middle name is Edward.
• I'm left-handed.
• I met Black Sabbath when I was 13 (sorry, no Ozzy....Dio days).
• I like pecan pie the best, thank you.
• I used to have a cat named Cooter.
• Currently, I have two cats (one's named Sailor, the other, Lula)
• my first serious girlfriend told me I was the anti-christ.
• I broke my tailbone once and it still hurts sometimes.
• Salt Lake City, Utah showed me how to hate.
• I'm still trying to figure out what love is.
• I like smart girls with pretty feet.
• I like Marvel Comics, but not DC.
• Kim Gordon dancing makes me feel warm.
• tornados frighten me.
• I think that robots are HOT.
• I want to work for the CIA as a Remote_Viewer.
• I want to live on one of Jupiter's moons.
• I was born in California.
• I like earthquakes.
• I've lived in 5 different states.
• I want to live in Spain.
• Half my family is Mexican.
• I married a Choctaw Indian.
• although I'm doing well financially, I'd rather be delivering pizzas at the punk rock pizza shop in Austin.
• I want to live in Austin.
• I like girls who are Cancers.
• I plan to steal a rocket ship and evacuate from this planet at my very first chance.
• I don't like (most) humans.
• I'm a relative of General Travis (of Alamo fame).
• I've lived in Oklahoma for 11 years, but I still consider myself a Texan (fuck California).
• my favorite number is 33 1/3.
• I like tacos (like woah).

this is the most on-topic response that you will EVER get from me (you bastards).

sadly i cannot rep you. that made me smile so err thanks.

[king_buzzo]

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