[!@#$%!]

man, since getting my new job at wendy's i've moved up in the world
why are you trying to belittle my great success?
besides, the wife forced me to get out of the fridge box when she caught me in it molesting a neighborhood dog
i sleep now on the back of a pickup truck where i can be watched constantly, especially by the owner of the dog-- the asshole...
only the picup is not as fancy as the one in the picture
that's way over my means but i'll get there someday...

[truncated]

Hey, is your refrigerator box for sale? I'm looking to put on an addition.

[atari 2600]

Spectraljulian

astoundingly great post
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rep points!!!!! for "succint analysis"

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by truncated

Hey, is your refrigerator box for sale? I'm looking to put on an addition.

sure thing, and at a discount if you agree to clean the dog mess yourself

it will be just like the hallmark store business, just a little crusted up

[samuel]

So I've heard that Jupiter is 318 times the mass of Earth. How's the real estate there? I'm looking to buy and I'm kind of interested in a big yard. No refrigerator box or mobile home for me though. I'd like to think of myself as high class.

[truncated]

I think it's a good sign that she was comfortable with not praying - it means it hasn't been ingrained in her yet as a compulsory activity.

I assume your parents are not especially heavy-handed with religion, if the above is the case, and you as well have made a decision not to practice. While five is too young to make any deductive decision about faith, it seems as though you both have an upbringing that is conducive to choice, so I wouldn't worry at all about destroying any beliefs system she may have.

More importantly, do your parents know of this, and how do they feel? Her reaction to the situation will likely be based more upon what they tell her in response to your decision.

[truncated]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

sure thing, and at a discount if you agree to clean the dog mess yourself

it will be just like the hallmark store business, just a little crusted up

Does the lock work? Is it aerated for breathing? Can it be opened from the inside?

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by truncated

Does the lock work? Is it aerated for breathing? Can it be opened from the inside?

you don't leave a lot of room for suprises do you? if that's the case i suggest you try sears...

[samuel]

I'm pretty interested in Jupiter.

[truncated]

Originally Posted by samuel

I'm pretty interested in Jupiter.

Excuse me, but I hardly think this is the appropriate venue in which to discuss your eccentricities and weird fetishes. I'm rather offended.

[samuel]

I'm offended that you're offended.
I'm offended that you're not feeling what I'm saying about Jupiter.
I'm in the mood for bagels. Okay?
I hope you're not offended by that statement because bagels mean a lot to me.
And I'm not masturbating! I swear.
MMMM is not the sound of masturbation.

I love you.

[truncated]

So what IS the sound of masturbation, according to you?

[fishmonkey]

you handled it perfectly my friend

[truncated]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

you don't leave a lot of room for suprises do you? if that's the case i suggest you try sears...

There can be no room for error. Too many of America's great serial killers were brought down by lack of attention to such details.

[samuel]

Originally Posted by truncated

So what IS the sound of masturbation, according to you?

MMMMM or MMM
I now see why you thought MMMM did,
but I hope you can see the difference now.

Jesus hates masturbators.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by samuel

MMMMM or MMM
I now see why you thought MMMM did,
but I hope you can see the difference now.

Jesus hates masturbators.

what's up with megalomaniacs always hating the competition?

[PunkerViolence]

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Hyperstation, I hope that is not your reason for bering Athiest. It seems silly to me that someone would be an athiest because God hasn't fulfilled their expectations of what God should do. That is a pretty faulty statement not from a religious standpoint, but from a logical point of view.

1. God
   1. A being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the universe, the principal object of faith and worship in monotheistic religions.
   2. The force, effect, or a manifestation or aspect of this being

Assuming that if God existed, he would have to do X is assuming the mind the, reasoning, and logic of an infinite, omnipotent, perfect being from the point of view of a finite and imperfect brain. I hope you have realized you are imperfect, but you might not have, you are 16. Making a judgement that someone infinitely more intelligent than you is like trying to calculate PI on a calculator.

Ummm.....okay, thanks Let me have my opinion, without yr confusing/baffleing jibberish getting involved....oky? Thanks

[Glice]

Meh. I think you should've. First of all, she's too young to really know the difference, and second of all, it doesn't really hurt to give a little 'un hope in their life. S/he can decide when s/he's older, and for the time being, consistent information is probably less detrimental. But then, I do say that as a Catholic rather than an atheist like a lot of people here.

*Edit: SpectralJulian...'s post made perfect sense to me. Give it a couple of reads, it should sink in.