[jon boy]

valentines + merzbow + fake birthday = bondage. oh bondage up yours!

[finding nobody]

I got a couple left over star wars valentines from last year that Im gonna pass around

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

"I named my project Merzbow after a great work by the German collage artist Kurt Schwitters which he called "The Cathedral of Erotic Misery". He made an art from oddments he picked up from the street, just as I make sound from the scum that surrounds my life. I was very inspired by Dada and Surrealism. Probably the greatest idea of Surrealism for me is "Everything is Erotic, Everywhere Erotic". for me, Noise is the most erotic form of sound...that's why all of my works relate to the erotic." Masami Akita
^^^^^^
wow, finally someone said it! officially, i mean.

all those whisperings where just leading upto the big thing.

[king_buzzo]

Originally Posted by jon boy

valentines + merzbow + fake birthday = bondage. oh bondage up yours!

hellz yeah!

[nicfit]

Even "silence is sexy", einsturzende neubauten docet.

[jon boy]

really deep pulsating noise is very sexy.

[compulsive diarrhea, jico]

i'll have to skip some classes today,

happy valentines day!

[Officer Randy]

Although Saint Valentine's Day is a joyful day for most, Officer Randy must warn you that the antics of various citizens cause great stress to the emergency services each year. All the trouble caused is hard to stay on top of. If you are planning to celebrate this year, please be careful- take a long, hard look at yourself and follow these rules;

- If you are planning to engage in sexual intercourse today, stay safe and wear the appropriate protection. Helmets will spare any unwanted injuries sustained by say, banging one's head repeatedly against a headboard.

- Chocolate is tasty, but remember, your significant other may be allergic. Be sure to inquire to your chosen prostitute about her medical history.

- If you want to get laid, be sure to cleverly insert some sexual innuendo into your pick up lines. Masterful manipulation of this technique will help you stand erect from the crowd, and increase your chances of getting freaky with someone. They will feel the resonance of your words throbbing gently throughout the discourse.

Thanks, kids, and a happy valentine's day from Officer Randy!

[jon boy]

thanks randy. say do you know that sheriff from worlds most dangerous police chases? sheriff john something?

[Officer Randy]

Are you talking about Sheriff John Bunnell (ret.)?

[Inhuman]

hehe, happy birthday Jon Boy!

Thanks for the lovely e-valentine Kegmama! I'll be sending some out a little later!
So I asked that girl out for coffee, and she said sure. I hope things go well, and I have tonnes of cinnamon hearts for her

PLUS we broke the user record last night: Most online action ever was 216 users, Yesterday at 05:37 PM.

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by Officer Randy

Are you talking about Sheriff John Bunnell (ret.)?

yes. do you know him?

[Officer Randy]

I do, indeed!

He was my mentor and friend as I went through Police Academy. You would not believe the antics he and I got up to on campus. I cannot divulge any information for legal reasons, though.

[Trasher02]

Je t'aime tout le monde.

Unwound - Valentine card would be appropriate too.

[Tokolosh]

Originally Posted by Officer Randy

I do, indeed!

He was my mentor and friend as I went through Police Academy. You would not believe the antics he and I got up to on campus. I cannot divulge any information for legal reasons, though.

 

Don't worry. I'll tell them.

[nicfit]

The little redhead girl on the right has Kurt Cobain's driving license printed on her shirt or what??

[Rob Instigator]

valentine from civil war era

 

[ALIEN ANAL]

Originally Posted by nicfit

The little redhead girl on the right has Kurt Cobain's driving license printed on her shirt or what??

Is it that or Kurt Cobain money?
nice pick up, weird.

[nicfit]

Valentines from stone age:

 

 

[nicfit]

Alien, I thought "cobain dollar" too at first, but the image does not resemble much the shape/details of a dollar, in my opinion....instead it reminded me of micheal jackson's driving license I used for a flyer back in the days when I played with my ex band.