[!@#$%!]

i like to shake my wang in public restrooms

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seriously, ms., you get psychoanalisis...

 

or some klonopins

[Danny Himself]

Hahaha, this thread is hilarious.

[sonicl]

My bladder gets all shy in public toilets, and then I start getting all self-concious in case people think I've only gone into the the toilet to play with myself.

[screamingskull]

wow, you guys are strange, ive never had a problem pissing is public bathrooms although ive never shit in a public toilet before as far as i can remember.
i have a friend who cant piss if anyone else in is the room so when we go to the bathroom at the same time at college i have to stand and make the hand dryer comeon over and over again so that no one can hear her.

i guess ive been on holiday so many times with friends etc and had to share bathrooms with them for weeks ive alos had a week of camping and pissing/shitting in the woods with family. i dont really care anmore everyone does it!!!!!!!!!

[Alex's Trip]

Originally Posted by CHOUT

I usually skip the urinals and piss in a toilet, I never #2 in public bathrooms, unless it's an emergency.

I'm the same, except I try to avoid using public bathrooms in the first place.

[_slavo_]

English slang language lesson:

what's a bladder?
what's a grunt?

I kind of figured it out of the context, I just wanna make sure

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by _slavo_

English slang language lesson:

what's a bladder?
what's a grunt?

I kind of figured it out of the context, I just wanna make sure

Bladder: The organ that stores urine
Grunt: Popular nickname for an infantryman in Vietnam

[LittlePuppetBoy]

I have never had problems with public washrooms. However, there was in incident in junior high when a bunch of fucking jerks (who picked on me a lot) tried pulling me away from the stand up toilet while I was relieving myself. Luckily, I succeeded in resisting their pulling.

[h8kurdt]

Originally Posted by Gulasch Noir

well, here is a thematic appropriate joke i already posted on the old board, but noone was interested

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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other toilett saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"



Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just
be polite and end the conversation with them
"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back.
There's an idiot in the other stall
who keeps answering all my questions

The amount of times I've read that exact quote from other people is unbelivable.

[screamingskull]

Originally Posted by LittlePuppetBoy

I have never had problems with public washrooms. However, there was in incident in junior high when a bunch of fucking jerks (who picked on me a lot) tried pulling me away from the stand up toilet while I was relieving myself. Luckily, I succeeded in resisting their pulling.

you should of pissed on them

[h8kurdt]

Yeah turn around whilst still going. Sure you may of got a black eye but they'd of smelt of piddle. Win-win

[alyasa]

Standing up to pee is overrated...

[k-krack]

Originally Posted by finding nobody

the one time i've ever played on stage my hands were shaking so bad, i could barely hold a guitar

if you left out "a guitar" ... this would be utterly hilarious.

anyways, i absolutely hate when there is (say a long line of urinals,) and you take one somewere nice and secluded, and some jackass (seeing there is plenty of other urinals far away) decides to use the one RIGHT NEXT TO YOU! LAME! so at that point i just try to get away asap. also, like some one else said, when people jiggle the door when yr in it. i don't care whatthere excuse was, if you push it and it doesnt open, theres SOMEONE THERE.
another thing, i hate peeing in toilets in (either) public areas, or friends that i dont know VERY well's houses. i dont know why i just think the sound is somehow embarrassing.

[touch me i'm sick]

i was once peeing in a stall and this little girl jsut pushed the door open and walked in. a couple of days later the same thing happened with an old woman

[k-krack]

Originally Posted by touch me i'm sick

i was once peeing in a stall and this little girl jsut pushed the door open and walked in. a couple of days later the same thing happened with an old woman

oh snap! no locks??

[screamingskull]

there was never any locks on the doors at school, you used to have to get someone to hold the door closed from the outside for you.

 

[themawt71]

this memory just popped in my head today while driving around. when i was 12 or 13 i was at this girls house who i had met at a concert. this was our first date and her mom had left us by our lonesome at the house! on top of being kind of nervous i had to go #2 and the only bathroom was behind a flimsy door that was about 5 feet away from the couch we were sitting on. so this is the perfect opportunity to put my clumsy moves on this girl but i had this pressure down there inhibiting me from doing much. i had never so happy to get back home.

im walking dogs these days so today i get to this guys house and hes there. i have to take a dump but hes a large guy that leaves his gay porn dvds on the kitchen table and i decided to wait till the next house.

[acousticrock87]

I generally don't care much about going #1, but the one thing I hate is having to go, getting there when there are people in there, and then not having to go anymore. You can't just walk back out without doing anything, like you just walked in there to check the place out, and it's not like you can explain yourself. So you have to think really hard about water or something and just hope...

[touch me i'm sick]

Originally Posted by k-krack

oh snap! no locks??

no there were locks, they just managed to ram it open

[pao-lino]

sexual excitement inhibits urination in male uinary/genital tracts...