A slightly more sensible poll than Pookie's, but not as sensible as Porky's - Page 2

Toilet & Bowels · 05.04.2007, 07:27 AM

the thing i don't like about squash is that all you have to look at is a wall

Iain · 05.04.2007, 07:54 AM

I like the minimalism of squash. You can also look at the ceiling for a more sensory intense experience but that may negatively affect your game.

jon boy · 05.04.2007, 07:55 AM

a teacher at my school died infront of everyone playing squash.

Toilet & Bowels · 05.04.2007, 08:01 AM

was he a games teacher?

jico. · 05.04.2007, 08:02 AM

do the girls actually play netball using a skirt?

Toilet & Bowels · 05.04.2007, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

We used to try and look up girl's skirts when they were playing at school...But the head teacher threatened to tell my boss if I didn't leave the school grounds. Boom boom.

a japanese girl once told me that middle aged men used to hang out by the school railings taking photos when there was a girls PE lesson at her school and they used to have to get the police to get the men to clear off

sonicl · 05.04.2007, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by jico.

do the girls actually play netball using a skirt?

No, they wear the skirt. They use a ball.

jico. · 05.04.2007, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

No, they wear the skirt. They use a ball.

haha, pardon my english... i was asking if they actually wear a skirt to play the game...

and for the sake of the sport, they do!

atari 2600 · 05.04.2007, 10:12 AM

tennis, no contest...

Tennis is the greatest sport to play oneself (Golf is for old-timers that can't play tennis anymore), and one of the best to watch as a sporting event as well.

http://www.atptennis.com/5/en/tournaments/fullcalendar/

May is the month for clay!
With any luck, there'll be some Federer v Nadal to enjoy.

May ATP events:
5/7/2007 ATP Masters Series Rome Italy

5/14/2007 ATP Masters Series Hamburg Germany

5/21/2007 Poertschach Austria
5/21/2007 World Team Championship Dusseldorf, Germany

5/28/2007 THE FRENCH OPEN Grand Slam
Roland Garros Stadium
Paris, France

truncated · 05.04.2007, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

badminton is the floatiest land based sport i think, which is what i like about it

Any sport that features something called a "birdie" is for twats.

Twat.

Iain · 05.04.2007, 10:56 AM

What? Since when did Badminton involve Birdies? Are you getting confused with golf?

Atari is right on one thing. Golf is for twats who can't play tennis anymore. Both hateful, tedious games.

sonicl · 05.04.2007, 10:57 AM

Badminton doesn't feature a "Birdie" does it? I know it features a "Cock", but where does the "Birdie" come into it?

There, cocks have been mentioned. Glice will be along in a minute.

05.04.2007, 10:57 AM

Tennis, golf and anything that isn't basketball is for twats.

truncated · 05.04.2007, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

Badminton doesn't feature a "Birdie" does it? I know it features a "Cock", but where does the "Birdie" come into it?

If that's your Limey terminology for a birdie, that's hardly an improvement. It may, however, more justifiably make you a collective bunch of twats.

Toilet & Bowels · 05.04.2007, 11:06 AM

oohhhh, get her!

it's called a shuttlecock in english. shuttles (i.e. space travel) are cool and having a cock is cool, therefore shuttlecocks (an object symbolizing a space traveling penis) are cool.

and thus in playing badminton we are celebrating and anticipating man's future exploration, conquest and colonization of unknown worlds.

Green_mind · 05.04.2007, 02:53 PM

It's a tough choice, they are all a bit too athletic. You could have included something a little less physical, like, say, table football.

Savage Clone · 05.04.2007, 02:55 PM

I'm going with squash, despite my love for the term "shuttlecock."

truncated · 05.04.2007, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

oohhhh, get her!

it's called a shuttlecock in english. shuttles (i.e. space travel) are cool and having a cock is cool, therefore shuttlecocks (an object symbolizing a space traveling penis) are cool.

and thus in playing badminton we are celebrating and anticipating man's future exploration, conquest and colonization of unknown worlds.

Insert joke about T&B confessing his virginity, blah blah blah.

Christ, I've gotten lazy.

mAraujo · 05.04.2007, 03:46 PM

I used to play tennis, but I sucked. It's still better than the other options, though.

View Poll Results: Tell me
Badminton	6	30.00%
Tennis	6	30.00%
Netball	2	10.00%
Squash	6	30.00%
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05.04.2007, 07:27 AM	#21
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,273	the thing i don't like about squash is that all you have to look at is a wall
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05.04.2007, 07:54 AM	#22
Iain invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,544	I like the minimalism of squash. You can also look at the ceiling for a more sensory intense experience but that may negatively affect your game.
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	a teacher at my school died infront of everyone playing squash. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,273	was he a games teacher?
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05.04.2007, 10:12 AM	#29
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	tennis, no contest... Tennis is the greatest sport to play oneself (Golf is for old-timers that can't play tennis anymore), and one of the best to watch as a sporting event as well. http://www.atptennis.com/5/en/tournaments/fullcalendar/ May is the month for clay! With any luck, there'll be some Federer v Nadal to enjoy. May ATP events: 5/7/2007 ATP Masters Series Rome Italy 5/14/2007 ATP Masters Series Hamburg Germany 5/21/2007 Poertschach Austria 5/21/2007 World Team Championship Dusseldorf, Germany 5/28/2007 THE FRENCH OPEN Grand Slam Roland Garros Stadium Paris, France
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05.04.2007, 10:56 AM	#31
Iain invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,544	What? Since when did Badminton involve Birdies? Are you getting confused with golf? Atari is right on one thing. Golf is for twats who can't play tennis anymore. Both hateful, tedious games.
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05.04.2007, 10:57 AM	#32
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Badminton doesn't feature a "Birdie" does it? I know it features a "Cock", but where does the "Birdie" come into it? There, cocks have been mentioned. Glice will be along in a minute.
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05.04.2007, 10:57 AM	#33
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Tennis, golf and anything that isn't basketball is for twats.
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05.04.2007, 11:06 AM	#35
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,273	oohhhh, get her! it's called a shuttlecock in english. shuttles (i.e. space travel) are cool and having a cock is cool, therefore shuttlecocks (an object symbolizing a space traveling penis) are cool. and thus in playing badminton we are celebrating and anticipating man's future exploration, conquest and colonization of unknown worlds.
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05.04.2007, 02:53 PM	#36
Green_mind the end of the ugly Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 827	It's a tough choice, they are all a bit too athletic. You could have included something a little less physical, like, say, table football.
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05.04.2007, 02:55 PM	#37
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I'm going with squash, despite my love for the term "shuttlecock."
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05.04.2007, 03:46 PM	#39
mAraujo little trouble girl Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Lisboa Posts: 95	I used to play tennis, but I sucked. It's still better than the other options, though.
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