People with names that suggest cuntishness - Page 2

11.28.2007, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY

Brandon, Dylan, Brenda...
Not Kelly, 'cause I know a very nice person here who's name is Kelly.

I know someone who is called Brenda and she's lovely too.

the ikara cult · 11.28.2007, 10:38 AM

Brenda is a doctor's receptionists name

11.28.2007, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by the ikara cult

Brenda is a doctor's receptionists name

The name itself suggests a neurotic housewife who gets drunk on gin while her husband is at work, but we can't help choosing what our names are, can we?

demonrail666 · 11.28.2007, 10:43 AM

Brenda is a name that suggests the smell of clean clothes and glasses attached to a chain. It's a sensible, motherly name.

Anybody named Brenda would find it nigh on impossible to commit a crime.

the ikara cult · 11.28.2007, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

The name itself suggests a neurotic housewife who gets drunk on gin while her husband is at work, but we can't help choosing what our names are, can we?

That sounds more like a "Sway" to me

floatingslowly · 11.28.2007, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY

Brandon, Dylan, Brenda...
Not Kelly, 'cause I know a very nice person here who's name is Kelly.

somebody's been watching too much BH90210.

demonrail666 · 11.28.2007, 10:48 AM

Given that people with names such as Brenda and Alistair seem incapable of breaking the law, maybe all children should be christened one or the other at birth. The crime rates would plummet. To avoid confusion a boy could simply be called Alistair, and then a number: Alistair45674, for example. God, I really should run the world.

Tokolosh · 11.28.2007, 10:54 AM

Jihad is a very cuntish boys name.
Same goes for Mariah.

nicfit · 11.28.2007, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Given that people with names such as Brenda and Alistair seem incapable of breaking the law, maybe all children should be christened one or the other at birth. The crime rates would plummet. To avoid confusion a boy could simply be called Alistair, and then a number: Alistair45674, for example. God, I really should run the world.

This is fallacious reasoning.
I bet the % of criminals named Selfetzer is even lower.
ha ha

Phlegmscope · 11.28.2007, 10:57 AM

Fanny

Or those whose name is Cunt.

demonrail666 · 11.28.2007, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by nicfit

This is fallacious reasoning.
I bet the % of criminals named Selfetzer is even lower.
ha ha

Killjoy! Your name isn't Jeremy by any chance?

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 11.28.2007, 11:15 AM

Reginald.
Larry.
Troy.
Mike.
"Junior".
Jonathan.

nicfit · 11.28.2007, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Killjoy! Your name isn't Jeremy by any chance?

Jeremiah Jasonitis Frederick Petite Chardonnay III , to be precise.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 11.28.2007, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by nicfit

Jeremiah Jasonitis Frederick Petite Chardonnay III , to be precise.

i'd hit it and quit it

demonrail666 · 11.28.2007, 11:57 AM

An American trend I know, but people who are known by their first two intitials (C.J. for example) make me deeply suspicious.

Cantankerous · 11.28.2007, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by the ikara cult

Brenda is a doctor's receptionists name

or a dental hygienist.

MellySingsDoom · 11.28.2007, 04:33 PM

Anyone for Denis? Messrs Thatcher and Healey come to mind.

Aslo, how about Noel? Noel Edmonds, Noel Gallagher...

Savage Clone · 11.28.2007, 04:34 PM

Florence/Dot/Midge = truck stop waitress

atari 2600 · 11.28.2007, 04:36 PM

demonrail666 · 11.28.2007, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Midge = truck stop waitress

"How ya want those eggs hon?"

11.28.2007, 10:38 AM	#22
the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	Brenda is a doctor's receptionists name __________________ "It is absolutely ridiculous, they are behaving like a cult" - The Vatican
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11.28.2007, 10:43 AM	#24
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	Brenda is a name that suggests the smell of clean clothes and glasses attached to a chain. It's a sensible, motherly name. Anybody named Brenda would find it nigh on impossible to commit a crime.
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11.28.2007, 10:48 AM	#27
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	Given that people with names such as Brenda and Alistair seem incapable of breaking the law, maybe all children should be christened one or the other at birth. The crime rates would plummet. To avoid confusion a boy could simply be called Alistair, and then a number: Alistair45674, for example. God, I really should run the world.
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11.28.2007, 10:54 AM	#28
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Jihad is a very cuntish boys name. Same goes for Mariah.
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11.28.2007, 10:57 AM	#30
Phlegmscope expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Finland Posts: 1,246	Fanny Or those whose name is Cunt.
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11.28.2007, 11:15 AM	#32
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	Reginald. Larry. Troy. Mike. "Junior". Jonathan.
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11.28.2007, 11:57 AM	#35
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	An American trend I know, but people who are known by their first two intitials (C.J. for example) make me deeply suspicious.
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11.28.2007, 04:33 PM	#37
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Anyone for Denis? Messrs Thatcher and Healey come to mind. Aslo, how about Noel? Noel Edmonds, Noel Gallagher... __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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11.28.2007, 04:34 PM	#38
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,287	Florence/Dot/Midge = truck stop waitress
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11.28.2007, 04:36 PM	#39
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