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children of satan
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Got any STDS? .......WANT SOME!!
Got that from the web. |
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expwy. to yr skull
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"Hi, do you like ice cream?
Yeah. Me too, let's fuck." One of my friends used to use this one. Ice cream can be replaced with whatever. |
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now THAT is a good line |
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A friend told me it...I know I'm not saying it right but its for all you mathwhiz mack daddies out there.
If you were a line, you'd be a QT parallel to me. |
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Ana Gasteyer as Martha Stewart said this one on an '01 SNL with Julia Stiles as host:
You must be irish 'cause my penis is Dublin. |
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"Your dad must be a thief."
Why? "Coz he stole the stars and put em in your eyes."
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If I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold against it me?
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"nice shoes! Letīs fuck"
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"If your right leg is thanksgiving and your left leg is christmas; Can I see you sometime in between the holidays?"
"Hey how about pizza then sex?" Probable answer: "No" "Okay, fine...just the sex...no pizza" *Checks tag at back of shirt* "yep, just as I thought made in heaven" Or you could just say the classic "Suck my dick, bitch", it avoids all the small talk and gets straight to the point.
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''You have nice eyes but an even better looking cock.'' Not really,i never use chat up lines.Too good looking for stuff like that,you see?
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the end of the ugly
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gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
can i buy you a drink or do you just want the money? be unique and different, say yes... bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down... here is some money.. drink until i am really good looking, then come to talk to me...
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I find, in all honesty, the best 'lines' are ridiculously over the top. It's all well and good saying, "You've got lovely eyes" but saying, "You are the very visage of Athena, your eyes have the sparkle of a thousand glittering diamonds" works a lot better. IF (and that's a big if) you can carry of the slightly comical posh English boy thing. Which is me.
It helps that I have an enormous 'package'. By which I mean cock.
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Big fat cock?
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Always best when searching for a late night hook:
"Let's play carpenter. You get hammered, and I'll nail ya!"
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ARE YOU FUCKING EVIL? WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM & I"D LIKE TO SEE IF YOU WOULD BE AS SMUG IN THE SAME ROOM WITH ME TRYING TO TALK ABOUT OUR VIEWS GODDAMN COWARD GODDAMN SNIVELING SHIT I HATE YOU --Atari 2600 |
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"Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cause I sure would love to tap that ass."
Check and mate... now king me! |
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