[SpectralJulianIsNotDead]

I like Survivorman better. He doesn't senselessly endanger himself, drink pee, or get attacked by men in bear suits.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

nobody mention sit because evryone is sick to death of bullshit ass flaming lips yo

clever deflection of porky's challenge.

until you can honestly say you've squeezed out a fresh batch of butt-juice into yr cup, you cannot criticize Capt. Survivor's MAN-POWER.

besides, you might as well just give up now. I get the feeling that porky's going to defend this guy to the death. his name is BEAR for fuck's sake.

[jon boy]

i prefer ray mears.

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

clever deflection of porky's challenge.

until you can honestly say you've squeezed out a fresh batch of butt-juice into yr cup, you cannot criticize Capt. Survivor's MAN-POWER.

besides, you might as well just give up now. I get the feeling that porky's going to defend this guy to the death. his name is BEAR for fuck's sake.

I don't like him, really, I've only watched it a couple of times. I think that Rob is right, he might be a little charlatan and the poo perhaps is not real camel poo.

[Rob Instigator]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

clever deflection of porky's challenge.

until you can honestly say you've squeezed out a fresh batch of butt-juice into yr cup, you cannot criticize Capt. Survivor's MAN-POWER.

besides, you might as well just give up now. I get the feeling that porky's going to defend this guy to the death. his name is BEAR for fuck's sake.

no one is criticizing him for sucking juice out of an elephants turd. his show is about survival, or was before it got cancelled due to LIES. any asshole can go suck juice from an elephants shit. it takes a true survivor to do so because there is no other option, as he claims in his bullshit set up shows.

[screamingskull]

his name is not really Bear, i am so disappointed, that seemed like such an awesome name.

[Rob Instigator]

that was his nickname.

he is the silver spoon son of a rich ass beknighted conservative politician in the UK.

What a fucking travesty. This thread shattered my dreams about a true survivor who was, like, real.

[screamingskull]

i am going to name one of my kids Bear. Its such a great name.

and he's the kid of a conservative, ewww he can wash but he will never be clean.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

I don't like him, really, I've only watched it a couple of times. I think that Rob is right, he might be a little charlatan and the poo perhaps is not real camel poo.

BACKSLIDER!!!

Originally Posted by screamingskull

his name is not really Bear, i am so disappointed, that seemed like such an awesome name.

for real?

what a fucking douche.

I feel cheated and used now.

[screamingskull]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

BACKSLIDER!!!what a fucking douche.

I feel cheated and used now.

 

HA HA HA

[LifeDistortion]

The new episodes are terrible. He doesn't even try to act like he's alone, he's hanging out with tribes and shit and its just boring. People who defend him will argue that the show was never about Bear being alone and "confronting" danger, but him showing viewers common mistakes people make when out in these areas, and what they should do instead. Like once when he intentionally jumped in quicksand, and showed viewers what do if one ever found themselves in the same situation. I see both sides of the argument. They should have never gave the impression that various moments were done spontanteously, or that he was "stranded" in places he wasn't. If the show is really about teaching people skills they could really use.

[jon boy]

ultimately this is a television show made for our entertainment and to stare at a box with colours on it like the useless skin bags that we are so i dont care if he did stay in a hotel or did drink water from camel excrement or not.

[Rob Instigator]

I care about mis-representation.

th show ALWAYS claimed that he was out alone, witno help from his film crew, with no assiatance whatsoever. all the while he stays in hotels. nice. what a load of shit.

[PAULYBEE2656]

dont like him at all. you do know he stays in 5 star hotels in between shooting his survivor programmes.......... he is a fake and was found out!

[Sonic Youth 37]

Survivor Man is the real deal. He films all his own shit, so like 9/10 of his time is spent walking back to get his camera after doing time-lapse shots. He creates all the music for the show too.

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

I care about mis-representation.

th show ALWAYS claimed that he was out alone, witno help from his film crew, with no assiatance whatsoever. all the while he stays in hotels. nice. what a load of shit.

Look, Rob, it's not as if I'm really going to stop watching it because of this or that thread. I really don't care how real it might be, it's just a tv program, GODAMNIT!!!

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by ✌➬

God, British shows are so much more interesting than American one's.

The show was broadcasted in America as "Man vs. Wild." It was pretty popular. I watched most of the first season back when I was living on campus.

[ALIEN ANAL]

bullshit rob
he is real, those claims are just by wankers

For the record, Roboto, watch the program and read what it says before it starts. I didn't even bother pointing this out yesterday.