Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever - Page 2

demonrail666 · 05.28.2008, 12:11 PM

All the scientific backup in the world won't convince me that Tina Turner's 'Simply the Best' isn't far more annoying.

Rob Instigator · 05.28.2008, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

The opera rapping and that bit at 13:33 are my favourite bits. The whole thing is good.

Yr just a contrarian aren't ya?

Rob Instigator · 05.28.2008, 12:54 PM

Simply The Best - Tina Turner singing about how much she loved our marathon sex sessions back in 1988.

I call you when I need you, my heart's on fire
You come to me, come to me wild and wild
When you come to me
Give me everything I need
Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams
Speak a language of love like you know what it means
And it can't be wrong
Take my heart and make it strong baby

You're simply the best, better than all the rest
Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met
I'm stuck on your heart, and hang on every word you say
Tear us apart, baby I would rather be dead

In your heart I see the star of every night and every day
In your eyes I get lost, I get washed away
Just as long as I'm here in your arms
I could be in no better place

You're simply the best, better than all the rest
Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met
I'm stuck on your heart, and hang on every word you say
Tear us apart, baby I would rather be dead

Each time you leave me I start losing control
You're walking away with my heart and my soul
I can feel you even when I'm alone
Oh baby, don't let go

fugazifan · 05.28.2008, 12:58 PM

the opera rapping is fantastic

demonrail666 · 05.28.2008, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

Simply The Best - Tina Turner singing about how much she loved our marathon sex sessions back in 1988.

I call you when I need you, my heart's on fire
You come to me, come to me wild and wild
When you come to me
Give me everything I need
Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams
Speak a language of love like you know what it means
And it can't be wrong
Take my heart and make it strong baby

You're simply the best, better than all the rest
Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met
I'm stuck on your heart, and hang on every word you say
Tear us apart, baby I would rather be dead

In your heart I see the star of every night and every day
In your eyes I get lost, I get washed away
Just as long as I'm here in your arms
I could be in no better place

You're simply the best, better than all the rest
Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met
I'm stuck on your heart, and hang on every word you say
Tear us apart, baby I would rather be dead

Each time you leave me I start losing control
You're walking away with my heart and my soul
I can feel you even when I'm alone
Oh baby, don't let go

Pointing it out like that, it all seems so obvious now! How could I not have guessed?

Rob Instigator · 05.28.2008, 01:15 PM

Here are the original lyrics

I call you when I need you, my cunt's on fire
You come to me, cum on my ass all wild
When you cum in me
Give me everything I need
Give me a lifetime of orgasms and endless thick cock
tell me yr stupid babble like you know what it means
And you can't be wrong
Take my heart and make it stop baby (le petit morte)

You're simply the best, better than all the rest
Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met
I'm stuck on your cock and hang on every pelvic thrust
Tear me apart, baby I want to bleed a little

In your heart I see the sickness and perversion every day
In my eyes you spooge, it won't wash away
Just as long as I'm here in your arms
Yr finger third-knuckle deep in my cinnamon roll

Each time you pull out I start losing control
You're walking away with yr cock and my soul
I can feel you even when I'm alone
i've never felt anything so deep before

05.28.2008, 01:18 PM

I can't rep Rob.

demonrail666 · 05.28.2008, 01:22 PM

I can, and have. And it was absolutely amazing! Phew, what a night.

Rob Instigator · 05.28.2008, 01:28 PM

I think I am going to write a song and start it with this line, which impressed me if I do say so myself

tell me yr stupid babble like you know what it means
And you can't be wrong

GrungeMonkey · 05.28.2008, 01:46 PM

i enjoyed it immensely

Glice · 05.28.2008, 04:41 PM

I thought it was great, twice. Listening to it the third time I got bored. It's several legions away from the most annoying song ever for me, which is Hey Jude, but it's an amusing piece of whimsy.

Bland statements 2008 now!!!

Glice · 05.28.2008, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

...Hey Jude...

Oh, why did I have to remind myself of how much I hate that song? Twat.

GrungeMonkey · 05.28.2008, 04:47 PM

dont diss hey jude
its alright
a good singalong at drunken gettogethers for sure

Glice · 05.28.2008, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by GrungeMonkey

dont diss hey jude
its alright
a good singalong at drunken gettogethers for sure

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greedrex · 05.28.2008, 04:59 PM

that's not annoying
it's just ludicrous and laughable

greedrex · 05.28.2008, 04:59 PM

most of merzbow's output is annoying though

Rob Instigator · 05.28.2008, 05:00 PM

ludicrous and laughable

greedrex · 05.28.2008, 05:07 PM

is that paul Mc Cartney?

actually that "song" WAS annoying. Had to stop that horrible sound after 4 minutes of it. Point is made.

MellySingsDoom · 05.28.2008, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by greedrex

most of merzbow's output is annoying though

Is it arse!

StevOK · 05.28.2008, 09:10 PM

This song has me laughing really fucking hard. I think perhaps "The Fucked Jam" by Ween is the most annoying song ever made.

05.28.2008, 12:11 PM	#21
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05.28.2008, 12:54 PM	#23
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	Simply The Best - Tina Turner singing about how much she loved our marathon sex sessions back in 1988. I call you when I need you, my heart's on fire You come to me, come to me wild and wild When you come to me Give me everything I need Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams Speak a language of love like you know what it means And it can't be wrong Take my heart and make it strong baby You're simply the best, better than all the rest Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met I'm stuck on your heart, and hang on every word you say Tear us apart, baby I would rather be dead In your heart I see the star of every night and every day In your eyes I get lost, I get washed away Just as long as I'm here in your arms I could be in no better place You're simply the best, better than all the rest Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met I'm stuck on your heart, and hang on every word you say Tear us apart, baby I would rather be dead Each time you leave me I start losing control You're walking away with my heart and my soul I can feel you even when I'm alone Oh baby, don't let go __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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05.28.2008, 12:58 PM	#24
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05.28.2008, 01:15 PM	#26
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	Here are the original lyrics I call you when I need you, my cunt's on fire You come to me, cum on my ass all wild When you cum in me Give me everything I need Give me a lifetime of orgasms and endless thick cock tell me yr stupid babble like you know what it means And you can't be wrong Take my heart and make it stop baby (le petit morte) You're simply the best, better than all the rest Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met I'm stuck on your cock and hang on every pelvic thrust Tear me apart, baby I want to bleed a little In your heart I see the sickness and perversion every day In my eyes you spooge, it won't wash away Just as long as I'm here in your arms Yr finger third-knuckle deep in my cinnamon roll Each time you pull out I start losing control You're walking away with yr cock and my soul I can feel you even when I'm alone i've never felt anything so deep before __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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05.28.2008, 01:18 PM	#27
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	I can't rep Rob.
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05.28.2008, 01:22 PM	#28
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	I can, and have. And it was absolutely amazing! Phew, what a night.
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05.28.2008, 01:28 PM	#29
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	I think I am going to write a song and start it with this line, which impressed me if I do say so myself tell me yr stupid babble like you know what it means And you can't be wrong __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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05.28.2008, 01:46 PM	#30
GrungeMonkey 100% Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Huddersfield, England Posts: 670	i enjoyed it immensely
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05.28.2008, 04:47 PM	#33
GrungeMonkey 100% Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Huddersfield, England Posts: 670	dont diss hey jude its alright a good singalong at drunken gettogethers for sure
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05.28.2008, 04:59 PM	#35
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	that's not annoying it's just ludicrous and laughable __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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05.28.2008, 05:00 PM	#37
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	ludicrous and laughable __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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05.28.2008, 05:07 PM	#38
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	is that paul Mc Cartney? actually that "song" WAS annoying. Had to stop that horrible sound after 4 minutes of it. Point is made. __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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05.28.2008, 09:10 PM	#40
StevOK expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Henrietta, TX Posts: 2,412	This song has me laughing really fucking hard. I think perhaps "The Fucked Jam" by Ween is the most annoying song ever made. __________________ Follow me! Soundcloud Tumblr Facebook
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