Guitar Shops - Page 2

Savage Clone · 06.27.2008, 02:12 PM

Two things I love more than most other things:

Bikes and guitars

Two things I absolutely detest shopping for due to the insufferable individuals who tend to work at or patronize the establishments which sell or repair the items and periphery associated with their chosen area of commerce:

Bikes and guitars

demonrail666 · 06.27.2008, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by acousticrock87

As for the guitar being taken out of her hands, that's literally terrible service. You could actually complain about that. I've never seen it before, though.

When I left I was thinking maybe I should've complained, or at least punched the assistant. Had he done it to me (which I'm confident wouldn't happen given that I'm a bloke) I'm sure I would've gone mental.

And it's not just the assistants that work in these places that are a nuisance. Lets face it, a good 80% of the customers are just a bunch of trust-fund fretboard gymnasts who seem set on playing the same Malmsteen runs as fast as they can through a Mesa/Boogie. Whichever way you cut it, guitar shops really are the pits.

atsonicpark · 06.27.2008, 05:57 PM

I like the guitar shop near me, this dude plays bad ass punk uke.

acousticrock87 · 06.27.2008, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

When I left I was thinking maybe I should've complained, or at least punched the assistant. Had he done it to me (which I'm confident wouldn't happen given that I'm a bloke) I'm sure I would've gone mental.

And it's not just the assistants that work in these places that are a nuisance. Lets face it, a good 80% of the customers are just a bunch of trust-fund fretboard gymnasts who seem set on playing the same Malmsteen runs as fast as they can through a Mesa/Boogie. Whichever way you cut it, guitar shops really are the pits.

I think keeping in mind what total dicks most of the customers are is the way to get past it. Who cares what the Satriani wannabes think. And they're too busy trying to think of ways to sound better to realize anyone else exists. The worst you could do is play a terrible riff at high volume and get an equal amount eye-raises and semi-amused smiles, and even that's not too likely. Meh, just have fun.

demonrail666 · 06.27.2008, 06:06 PM

I'm just into perfecting this whole tremelo picking thing. Made my day that has. Can't wait to walk into Soundcontrol in full facepaint, plug in and rip through some Darkthrone. I might even have to show some devil horns and stick my foot on a moniter.

acousticrock87 · 06.27.2008, 06:20 PM

I didn't know it had a name, but I actually figured out how to do that trying to play Miserlou a few years ago. I taught my friend to do it, too, and he doesn't even play guitar. It's really not a "trick", though, it's just a technique that you eventually learn through practice, like anything else on guitar.

Death & the Maiden · 06.27.2008, 06:20 PM

The customers annoy me a lot. Once, I was buying an acoustic guitar, and this guy was trying out a Gibson Les Paul with a large amplifier. He wasn't really trying out the amp, he was just showing everyone in the store how good he was with his note perfect renditions of classic rock songs. It was so loud, and he just kept playing Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, The Eagles, Deep Purple etc.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 06.27.2008, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Despite the fact that I'm officially the worst guitar player in the world, I'm looking to buy a new amp. Anyway, being crap I fucking hate the whole trauma of having to try stuff out in front of a load of mini-Jirk Hamnetts. Any tips on ways of overcoming this phobia would be most appreciated.

who gives a fuck about them? just play yr guitar dude, jesus! the only thing to worry about at the guitar shop is all those lame asses who work there. Dont go early in the day, they will fucking bumrush you! hide from them if possible, they will only get in the way of yr shopping experience! and when you really do have a technical question about the guitar/amp you are looking at, these assholes have literally no idea!

Sonic Youth 37 · 06.28.2008, 06:48 PM

Went to a guitar shop today, they were having some kind of band play outside, everyone was standing around kissing the band's ass, I walked in, picked up the Masic Jazz, had a few plays, put it back, walked out. I spoke to noone, noone spoke to me. It was bliss.

MellySingsDoom · 06.28.2008, 06:54 PM

Call me a misanthrope...well, I am, so fuck it...every cunt that works in Denmark Street deserves to be disembowelled and thrown to a pack of hungry giraffes. (PS Jack White is on TV now, and HE can join the Denmark St crowd too...fat cunt!).

Cantankerous · 06.28.2008, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Call me a misanthrope...well, I am, so fuck it...every cunt that works in Denmark Street deserves to be disembowelled and thrown to a pack of hungry giraffes. (PS Jack White is on TV now, and HE can join the Denmark St crowd too...fat cunt!).

why would you waste your time disemboweling the fucking sods? let the giraffes do the work. if you got a large enough catapult you could throw them all out simultaneously. think efficently!

MellySingsDoom · 06.28.2008, 06:57 PM

Cantanky, I love ya - always five steps ahead of me!

demonrail666 · 06.28.2008, 07:03 PM

Yeah, giraffes. Why didn't I think of that?

Cantankerous · 06.28.2008, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Cantanky, I love ya - always five steps ahead of me!

we would make the best tag team of all time.

atsonicpark · 06.28.2008, 07:16 PM

0-3-5-0-3-6-5-0-3-5-3-0

MellySingsDoom · 06.28.2008, 07:16 PM

Cantanky - Yep, you punching out the oppostion, and me trying to find my glasses, cigarettes etc. I like it!

Cantankerous · 06.28.2008, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Cantanky - Yep, you punching out the oppostion, and me trying to find my glasses, cigarettes etc. I like it!

oh silly. if you'd just keep your glasses on and your cigarettes in your pocket you'd be punching them alongside me!

atsonicpark · 06.28.2008, 07:19 PM

0---3--3-5-5--7-8-7-8-7--8--3-3-5.

MellySingsDoom · 06.28.2008, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

oh silly. if you'd just keep your glasses on and your cigarettes in your pocket you'd be punching them alongside me!

Yer right, of course. You will wear your devil horns whilst we're kicking ass, yeah?

Cantankerous · 06.28.2008, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Yer right, of course. You will wear your devil horns whilst we're kicking ass, yeah?

absolutely

now let's go down to glasto and open up a can of whoop ass on those sorry pricks.

06.27.2008, 02:12 PM	#21
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,287	Two things I love more than most other things: Bikes and guitars Two things I absolutely detest shopping for due to the insufferable individuals who tend to work at or patronize the establishments which sell or repair the items and periphery associated with their chosen area of commerce: Bikes and guitars
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06.27.2008, 05:57 PM	#23
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I like the guitar shop near me, this dude plays bad ass punk uke. __________________
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06.27.2008, 06:06 PM	#25
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	I'm just into perfecting this whole tremelo picking thing. Made my day that has. Can't wait to walk into Soundcontrol in full facepaint, plug in and rip through some Darkthrone. I might even have to show some devil horns and stick my foot on a moniter.
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06.27.2008, 06:20 PM	#26
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	I didn't know it had a name, but I actually figured out how to do that trying to play Miserlou a few years ago. I taught my friend to do it, too, and he doesn't even play guitar. It's really not a "trick", though, it's just a technique that you eventually learn through practice, like anything else on guitar.
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06.27.2008, 06:20 PM	#27
Death & the Maiden expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 2,036	The customers annoy me a lot. Once, I was buying an acoustic guitar, and this guy was trying out a Gibson Les Paul with a large amplifier. He wasn't really trying out the amp, he was just showing everyone in the store how good he was with his note perfect renditions of classic rock songs. It was so loud, and he just kept playing Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, The Eagles, Deep Purple etc. __________________ www.myspace.com/ghostofanidealwife
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06.28.2008, 06:48 PM	#29
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Went to a guitar shop today, they were having some kind of band play outside, everyone was standing around kissing the band's ass, I walked in, picked up the Masic Jazz, had a few plays, put it back, walked out. I spoke to noone, noone spoke to me. It was bliss. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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06.28.2008, 06:54 PM	#30
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Call me a misanthrope...well, I am, so fuck it...every cunt that works in Denmark Street deserves to be disembowelled and thrown to a pack of hungry giraffes. (PS Jack White is on TV now, and HE can join the Denmark St crowd too...fat cunt!). __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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06.28.2008, 06:57 PM	#32
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Cantanky, I love ya - always five steps ahead of me! __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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06.28.2008, 07:03 PM	#33
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	Yeah, giraffes. Why didn't I think of that?
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06.28.2008, 07:16 PM	#35
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	0-3-5-0-3-6-5-0-3-5-3-0 __________________
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06.28.2008, 07:19 PM	#38
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	0---3--3-5-5--7-8-7-8-7--8--3-3-5. __________________
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