If a vampire bites another vampire, what would happen? - Page 2

EMMAh · 07.03.2008, 01:43 PM

Oh man, see that's amazing. You'd probably never get a bug bite again (or at least not as many as prebat times)

nicfit · 07.03.2008, 01:53 PM

I'd prefer bug bites than guano stains.

EMMAh · 07.03.2008, 02:00 PM

Do people not sell guano for lots of money?

I dunno, I learn to make guano soup or something.

greedrex · 07.03.2008, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Anngella

horrible little shits

EMMAh · 07.03.2008, 02:37 PM

Oh come on, they're cute as buttons.

Toilet & Bowels · 07.03.2008, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by nicfit

yeah, like that buffy episode where she discovers that angel goes to that club to get sucked (not in penis-suck mode), right?

riley, not angel.

Anngella · 07.03.2008, 02:52 PM

Indeed!

nicfit · 07.03.2008, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

Do people not sell guano for lots of money?

I dunno, I learn to make guano soup or something.

bat guano is like he best fertilizer ever.

T&B, I'll go hide under a rock.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 07.03.2008, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

some people write about erotic scenarios where vampires biting vampires is kinda like a sex act.

This is what I figured.

EMMAh · 07.03.2008, 03:55 PM

Anngella, they look like little snuggle bugs haha

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Originally Posted by nicfit

bat guano is like he best fertilizer ever.

See, I'll make money sell the shit, freak people out, and meet cool bat loving people all at the same time.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 07.03.2008, 03:57 PM

this thread turned from sexy to creepy

nicfit · 07.03.2008, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

this thread turned from sexy to creepy

says the guy with creepy signatures ever a-changing

here you go, cheer up:

█████████ · 07.03.2008, 04:13 PM

her teeth qualify her for this thread:

atsonicpark · 07.03.2008, 04:28 PM

terrible actress, great cleavage, and almost always chooses interesting roles. I like her.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 07.03.2008, 04:30 PM

i'd pee in her butt

pbradley · 07.03.2008, 04:39 PM

I'm too busy wondering if God could microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it.

Everyneurotic · 07.03.2008, 05:27 PM

i entertained the idea of having a pet bat like ten years ago, but it wasn't such a good one.

i'd like to take this opportunity to express my total repulsion for anything written by anne rice.

Bertrand · 07.04.2008, 02:55 AM

If a mortal bites another mortal, nothing happens, but pain.
Mortals have no power.
Vampires have powers.
If a vampire bites a mortal, the mortal becomes a vampire.
So if a vampire bites another vampire, the bitten one turns into a mortal.
Cuz vampires have powers.

This being said, intelligent answers should not be avoided since the percentage of vampires in our civilisation has increased incessantly in the last couple of months.
Authorities won't divulge the proper figures, but sources have it that vampires have taken over in some European areas and in the Philippines.
And starving vampires (such as nicfit, whose question wasn't innocent) start wondering wether they could eat each other.
Hope this helped.

Yours truly,
the Werewolf

atsonicpark · 07.04.2008, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Anngella

Some bats actually look like that?!!!!!!!!!!!! That's nuts!

nicfit · 07.04.2008, 03:25 AM

07.03.2008, 01:43 PM	#21
EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	Oh man, see that's amazing. You'd probably never get a bug bite again (or at least not as many as prebat times) __________________
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nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	I'd prefer bug bites than guano stains. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	Oh come on, they're cute as buttons. __________________
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	terrible actress, great cleavage, and almost always chooses interesting roles. I like her. __________________
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cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	i'd pee in her butt
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	i entertained the idea of having a pet bat like ten years ago, but it wasn't such a good one. i'd like to take this opportunity to express my total repulsion for anything written by anne rice. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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07.04.2008, 02:55 AM	#38
Bertrand expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Rennes, France Posts: 1,259	If a mortal bites another mortal, nothing happens, but pain. Mortals have no power. Vampires have powers. If a vampire bites a mortal, the mortal becomes a vampire. So if a vampire bites another vampire, the bitten one turns into a mortal. Cuz vampires have powers. This being said, intelligent answers should not be avoided since the percentage of vampires in our civilisation has increased incessantly in the last couple of months. Authorities won't divulge the proper figures, but sources have it that vampires have taken over in some European areas and in the Philippines. And starving vampires (such as nicfit, whose question wasn't innocent) start wondering wether they could eat each other. Hope this helped. Yours truly, the Werewolf
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07.04.2008, 03:25 AM	#40
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