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Old 09.11.2008, 07:46 PM   #21
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I would puke if I stabbed someone. Large amount of blood is my weakness.
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Old 09.11.2008, 07:46 PM   #22
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ok, ms. soprano!

do you think the cunt is ever going to dare fuck with me again?


for the record i didn't stab ANYONE.
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Old 09.11.2008, 07:49 PM   #23
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I had a cab driver once who took the whole journey to tell me the best way to dispose of a body. Apparently you stab them in the stomach before dumping them in a deep river, so they don't float. So now you know.
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Old 09.11.2008, 07:49 PM   #24
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it usually takes something VERY BIG to really make me snap, but when I do, it's never pretty.

I never sweat the small stuff.

that said, I'm bat-shit crazy.

it's zen.
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Old 09.11.2008, 07:50 PM   #25
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do you think the cunt is ever going to dare fuck with me again?


for the record i didn't stab ANYONE.

did you leave her looking like bette davis?

 
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Old 09.11.2008, 07:51 PM   #26
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for the record i didn't stab ANYONE.

I hear cut and think stab.
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Old 09.11.2008, 07:52 PM   #27
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you know, i have never seen that movie.
does she get cut up?
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Old 09.11.2008, 07:52 PM   #28
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Ever notice after maintaining your composure through a series of harrowing events, you snap at something entirely small?

A relative of mine tried to kill themselves 3 times this week, and though I've been very worried and upset, I've maintained my composure and focus.

But I just opened a package that I ordered and they got the order wrong and now I feel completely overwhelmed by everything. I can't think straight. I'm angry, I'm depressed. . .


It's slightly comedic. . .
I feel like I'm having a Steve Martin or a Larry David or a Bill Murray moment or something. Except I'm not physically getting violent or verbally getting violent, the explosions in my head.

My head hurts.

It's fucking easy to get angry or upset at the little things like this, mainly because they don't often have someone there to get upset or angry back. Don't start thinking your emotionally cold or anything, naturally we have an emotional bumper of numbness when the really heavy shit hits like it has here.
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Old 09.11.2008, 07:54 PM   #29
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you know, i have never seen that movie.
does she get cut up?

yep, they fuck her up for speaking against the mob.
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Old 09.11.2008, 07:54 PM   #30
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If I wanted to kill someone, I'd definitely stab them. Shooting them is too cold and impersonal. A good stabbing though, that's well intimate.
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Old 09.11.2008, 07:55 PM   #31
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Because one gets beat down so far psychologically that one figures they might as well become who they feel they think everyone thinks they are.

I wouldn't conclude that it's "always" the last straw, although you're right, something in a cooled-off reflective moment later deemed rather inconsequential by comparison is often, if not usually, what sets one off.
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Old 09.11.2008, 07:56 PM   #32
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If I wanted to kill someone, I'd definitely stab them. Shooting them is too cold and impersonal. A good stabbing though, that's well intimate.

I would poison them.

They wouldn't see it coming and I could watch them foam at the mouth.
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Old 09.11.2008, 07:58 PM   #33
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i'd just shoot them. easy.
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Old 09.11.2008, 07:58 PM   #34
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They wouldn't see it coming and I could watch them foam at the mouth.

Like in Kill Bill!!
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Old 09.11.2008, 07:59 PM   #35
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actually speaking of kill bill
if i was just going to kill one person i would shoot them
but if i had to kill, say, 100 people i would chop them all up with a sword
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Old 09.11.2008, 08:00 PM   #36
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Kinda, yeah haha. Man that scene was good.

I'd probably put it in their food though. Or somehow incorporate it into one of their daily activities.
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Old 09.11.2008, 08:00 PM   #37
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i'd just shoot them. easy.
i find that bludgeoning would be more my style.

that or a sawed-off shotgun.

then again, for certain people, hanging from a meathook = teh win
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Old 09.11.2008, 08:01 PM   #38
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Old 09.11.2008, 08:01 PM   #39
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I get the feeling that poisoning might be a bit difficult. Don't you need a degree in chemistry to do that? Stabbing is ace because you can be as thick as shit and it doesn't matter (as the spate of mini-brained yoofs stabbing one another in the UK right now sort of proves)
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Old 09.11.2008, 08:02 PM   #40
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Forcing someone to hang themselves would be cool too. I already know how to make a proper noose.

Actually, I made one today out of a blade of grass.
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