I'm Dating A Woman Who's 6 Years Younger Than My Mother - Page 2

Rob Instigator · 03.26.2009, 09:14 AM

you are a lucky bastard

older women know what they want and know how to get it

if they want yr cock in their throat they will not demand romance beforehand to do so! (like the younger ladies reminiscim=ng about their prince charming and shit)

ha ha!

JADED!

Moshe · 03.26.2009, 09:19 AM

that is ok. i'm dating this women who is 6 years older than your girl. her son is a sy fan!

just kidding.

floatingslowly · 03.26.2009, 09:21 AM

I suggest hanging a sign over yr door proclaiming yr residence as "The Cougar Cage".

she'll like it. trust me.

greedrex · 03.26.2009, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

if they want yr cock in their throat they will not demand romance beforehand to do so!

Are you quoting Nietzsche or Plato here?

Trasher02 · 03.26.2009, 09:39 AM

WHO'S AWESOME?

YOU'RE AWESOME!

greedrex · 03.26.2009, 09:58 AM

totally

Rob Instigator · 03.26.2009, 10:02 AM

that last one would be more like GGILF!!!

Sonic Youth 37 · 03.26.2009, 10:06 AM

Smokey: "Older the berry, the sweeter the juice."
Craig: "Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice."
Smokey: "Yeah, well, yeah. She blacker than a muthafucka too."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAsVHrJJRUE

fugazifan · 03.26.2009, 11:49 AM

old enough to pee
old enough for me

thats what i like to say

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 03.26.2009, 11:59 AM

Glice · 03.26.2009, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by o'connor

i'm 28...she's43 ... a daughter that's 15

You're older than me! I assumed you were about 16. Sorry about that.

EVOLghost · 03.26.2009, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by o'connor

so my last job was at this onstar type place (guide point systems), and there was a very (very, very, very) attractive older lady who got hired on. she looks like what most people would call a cougar, but she doesn't really act like it at all. so i quit there to become an electrician last sept, but about a month ago i got invited to a born day party for one of my old co-workers. so pam (the older lady i'm dating) ended up being there. there was about 20 of us drinking at a bar, then we all went to a strip club. i was drunk, pam was drunk, and one of teh other ladies insisted i drive pam home. now i always had a crush on pam (and i found out later that she, in turn, had a crush on me), so of course i said yes. i thought to myself "oh i'll just drive her home and that'll be all". so about 2 minutes into me driving her home she tells me to pull over. then we proceded to make out and then have sex (awesome sex i might add). ever since then we've been haning out and having more amazing, mind blowing best sex of my life sex. and then i remembered how old she was. so this is how it is: she graduated high school when i was 3 years old (i'm 28). 15 year difference! now she doesn't really look 43 (a little in teh face), she works out twice a day and eats all healthy and what not. i just thought it'd be my one time w/ a cougar, but it turns out, i really like her. she's awesome. funny, witty, gorgeous, nice fashionable dresser and of course... amazing in the sack. we make jokes to each other about our age and stuff, and she doesn't get offended what so ever. SHE'S AMAZING. also, she has 3 kids. a daughter that's 15, a son that's 19 and a daughter that's 23. her 23 year old daughter also has a kid. SO I'M DATING A GRANDMOTHER! all my guy friends think it's fucking cool, my female friends think it's ewwwww (as they say). she looks better than most women my age, but when i told my mom about her, she got all offended and disgusted (my mother is also a redneck, racist from the west texas sticks). so my question is: is it gross and "ewwwww", or is it awesome? discuss.

Dood, that is fucking awesome.

Derek · 03.26.2009, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by vulva

I'm going the other route. My girl's hoping to get her first period in a few more months!

I laughed so much.

dazedcola · 03.26.2009, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I suggest hanging a sign over yr door proclaiming yr residence as "The Cougar Cage".

she'll like it. trust me.

lol

Lamont Cranston · 03.26.2009, 02:24 PM

pics or gtfo

Kegmama · 03.26.2009, 03:21 PM

Purrrrr.
You sexy man beast cougar fucker! Im happy for you!

SYRFox · 03.26.2009, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by o'connor

she looks like what most people would call a cougar, but she doesn't really act like it at all.

attention dude

btw if you're dating a cougar you must be some kind of zoophile; just sayin'

joe11121 · 03.26.2009, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by drrrtyboots

MILFs are in this season.

lol

RanaldoNecro · 03.26.2009, 07:43 PM

I am into my over 40 women. It is just less needless work..Keep going.

pokkeherrie · 03.26.2009, 07:51 PM

i say if it's awesome to you then it's awesome.
don't worry about the eeeewww-sayers.

03.26.2009, 09:14 AM	#21
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	you are a lucky bastard older women know what they want and know how to get it if they want yr cock in their throat they will not demand romance beforehand to do so! (like the younger ladies reminiscim=ng about their prince charming and shit) ha ha! JADED! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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03.26.2009, 09:19 AM	#22
Moshe Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,895	that is ok. i'm dating this women who is 6 years older than your girl. her son is a sy fan! just kidding.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I suggest hanging a sign over yr door proclaiming yr residence as "The Cougar Cage". she'll like it. trust me.
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03.26.2009, 02:24 PM	#35
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03.26.2009, 03:21 PM	#36
Kegmama empty page Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: So. Cal Posts: 0	Purrrrr. You sexy man beast cougar fucker! Im happy for you! __________________ "Go forth.. GO FORTH & THRASH!"
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03.26.2009, 07:43 PM	#39
RanaldoNecro expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Eye Of The Squirrel Posts: 1,481	I am into my over 40 women. It is just less needless work..Keep going. __________________ He is not Alone
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03.26.2009, 07:51 PM	#40
pokkeherrie invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,289	i say if it's awesome to you then it's awesome. don't worry about the eeeewww-sayers.
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