Who's your favorite Arrested Development character ? - Page 2

Count Mecha · 08.11.2009, 11:58 AM

Michael: Hello?
Gob: It's Gob. I'm looking for Jessie.
Michael: Well she just left Gob, what's wrong?
Gob: I need her to spin something for me.
Michael: Well that's too bad because I think she quit. What do you need her to spin?
*pause, turn*
Gob: Murder.

Gob and Lucille for favorites.

floatingslowly · 08.11.2009, 12:05 PM

dear Portia,

if yr out there, somewhere, reading this thread, please take note of the fact that I was the only one that voted for you.

I want you sooo bad. you won't even have to fake an american accent anymore. in fact, I'd encourage you to speak oztralian. it's hot and you know it. I realize that yr homeland calls you a tall-poppy, but I don't care. I would never abuse you in such a manner (unless you asked).

so, on those lonely nights, where you are once again dreaming of penis, please, think kindly of me and remember that I'm here, waiting for you and yr man-free vagina.

<3, yr pal,

floslo

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 08.11.2009, 12:24 PM

You're forgetting, Lindsay, that as a psychiatrist, I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first "analrapist".

schizophrenicroom · 08.11.2009, 12:34 PM

tobias is queen mary

best play on words ever

schizophrenicroom · 08.11.2009, 12:34 PM

dirty bunny · 08.11.2009, 12:38 PM

I voted for George-Michael. He's so cute. Maeby is too.

DeadDiscoDildo · 08.11.2009, 01:09 PM

Yup, everyone except maeby, BUT when she became a producer, then I believe she finally stepped it up and the cast was complete.

There is no answer to this thread because each character prefectly sums up everyone in american society. U can relate in a sick way to almost all of them at one point haha.

Total collab cast.

infinitemusic · 08.11.2009, 01:20 PM

I can't pick. I hate them all so much. Which is what made the show so funny.

davenotdead · 08.11.2009, 01:21 PM

you pussies need to pick. there is a poll for a reason.

none of this "they all rule/they all suck" bullshit

DeadDiscoDildo · 08.11.2009, 01:23 PM

OK BITCH

George Senior then.

mother fucker

noisereductions · 08.11.2009, 01:23 PM

Either Speach or that really old guy who just danced and scatted.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 08.11.2009, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheFoxBen

(God... Me and my useless threads...)

I see there are some AD fans on the board so I'm wondering who they think is the best character on the show.

this thread is not useless.. arrested development is the funniest show since Married.. with children, shit I dare say even funnier but in a different way! its too bad they were on FOX though, fox is a death sentance for shows, shit they were lucky to get two seasons! fox just puts out shows for advertising money, like a bunch of shows every couple of weeks, just get get some ratings in the beginning to pay off advertisers.. fox is not in it for the long run, strictly short term.

davenotdead · 08.11.2009, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

OK BITCH

George Senior then.

mother fucker

did you just fucking lie to me and then vote for tobias?? you did not

DeadDiscoDildo · 08.11.2009, 01:53 PM

"I'm having a love affair with this ice cream bar"

"Get your hands off me you little nancy"

"Daddy horny Michael"

"I really appreciate this, Michael, it doesn't make you uncomfortable?"

"Wait, what's SHE doing here?! you idiot! you've got to fix this"

"Im high on mushrooms!"

"You don't need some piece of shit uncle hanging around" (while pretending to be oscar)

George is the shit.

DeadDiscoDildo · 08.11.2009, 01:54 PM

and no, I didnt vote yet, but I did now.

jerf · 08.11.2009, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

has everyone seen the Will Arnett sex tape?

this is so funny.

ive never seen arrested development. i should download the series and watch it. everyone talks about how funny it is, and some of the actors on it are funny in other stuff. i cant get into david cross though.

DeadDiscoDildo · 08.11.2009, 01:55 PM

I can't believe noone's voted for Michael either? He's such a sarcastic bastard! haha

I think after George though, I'm tied between Gob and Tobias. What if you could vote for Gobias Industries. Like, Gobias a cup of coffee.

davenotdead · 08.11.2009, 01:59 PM

'Gobias a cup of coffee' is one of the best ideas ever.

floatingslowly · 08.11.2009, 02:16 PM

Michael: I need access to these files that are apparently for British eyes only.

Rita: well, lucky for you, my whole face is British.

View Poll Results: Best AD character
Michael	3	13.64%
Lindsay	2	9.09%
Gob	5	22.73%
George-Michael	1	4.55%
Maeby	0	0%
Buster	2	9.09%
Tobias Fünke	7	31.82%
George Sr.	2	9.09%
Lucille	0	0%
Voters: 22. You may not vote on this poll

08.11.2009, 11:39 AM	#21
TheFoxBen expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: The land of fries and mussels Posts: 1,366	__________________
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08.11.2009, 11:58 AM	#22
Count Mecha 100% Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Ky Posts: 749	Michael: Hello? Gob: It's Gob. I'm looking for Jessie. Michael: Well she just left Gob, what's wrong? Gob: I need her to spin something for me. Michael: Well that's too bad because I think she quit. What do you need her to spin? pause, turn Gob: Murder. Gob and Lucille for favorites. __________________
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08.11.2009, 12:05 PM	#23
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	dear Portia, if yr out there, somewhere, reading this thread, please take note of the fact that I was the only one that voted for you. I want you sooo bad. you won't even have to fake an american accent anymore. in fact, I'd encourage you to speak oztralian. it's hot and you know it. I realize that yr homeland calls you a tall-poppy, but I don't care. I would never abuse you in such a manner (unless you asked). so, on those lonely nights, where you are once again dreaming of penis, please, think kindly of me and remember that I'm here, waiting for you and yr man-free vagina. <3, yr pal, floslo
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08.11.2009, 12:24 PM	#24
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	You're forgetting, Lindsay, that as a psychiatrist, I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first "analrapist".
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08.11.2009, 12:34 PM	#25
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	tobias is queen mary best play on words ever __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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08.11.2009, 12:34 PM	#26
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	__________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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08.11.2009, 12:38 PM	#27
dirty bunny expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: oh, why Texas actually Posts: 1,680	I voted for George-Michael. He's so cute. Maeby is too. __________________ kiss me kiss me in the shadow of a doubt
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08.11.2009, 01:09 PM	#28
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	Yup, everyone except maeby, BUT when she became a producer, then I believe she finally stepped it up and the cast was complete. There is no answer to this thread because each character prefectly sums up everyone in american society. U can relate in a sick way to almost all of them at one point haha. Total collab cast.
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08.11.2009, 01:20 PM	#29
infinitemusic the destroyed room Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 569	I can't pick. I hate them all so much. Which is what made the show so funny.
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08.11.2009, 01:21 PM	#30
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	you pussies need to pick. there is a poll for a reason. none of this "they all rule/they all suck" bullshit __________________
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08.11.2009, 01:23 PM	#31
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	OK BITCH George Senior then. mother fucker
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08.11.2009, 01:23 PM	#32
noisereductions invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England, USA Posts: 16,210	Either Speach or that really old guy who just danced and scatted. __________________ noisereduxinstalled.weebly.com
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08.11.2009, 01:53 PM	#35
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	"I'm having a love affair with this ice cream bar" "Get your hands off me you little nancy" "Daddy horny Michael" "I really appreciate this, Michael, it doesn't make you uncomfortable?" "Wait, what's SHE doing here?! you idiot! you've got to fix this" "Im high on mushrooms!" "You don't need some piece of shit uncle hanging around" (while pretending to be oscar) George is the shit.
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08.11.2009, 01:54 PM	#36
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	and no, I didnt vote yet, but I did now.
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08.11.2009, 01:55 PM	#38
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	I can't believe noone's voted for Michael either? He's such a sarcastic bastard! haha I think after George though, I'm tied between Gob and Tobias. What if you could vote for Gobias Industries. Like, Gobias a cup of coffee.
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08.11.2009, 01:59 PM	#39
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	'Gobias a cup of coffee' is one of the best ideas ever. __________________
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08.11.2009, 02:16 PM	#40
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Michael: I need access to these files that are apparently for British eyes only. Rita: well, lucky for you, my whole face is British.
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