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Originally Posted by swa(y)

i may have fucked an ex of mine in the a** while a friend was passed out drunk in the same room.

i've always found that the anticipation of this act is far better than the outcome-- in other words, a bit of a letdown. i mean, at first it can look really fucking good to poke that ass, but during it's kind of a weird sensation, sort of hollow in a way, and in the end it always smells of caca.

nothing like the sweet rocknroll of the holy grotto, i mean, when those walls start to shake and contract, there's nothing like it on this planet except maybe a furious hungry tongue with the right barbell on it. at it smells sweet.

[Satan]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i've always found that the anticipation of this act is far better than the outcome-- in other words, a bit of a letdown. i mean, at first it can look really fucking good to poke that ass, but during it's kind of a weird sensation, sort of hollow in a way, and in the end it always smells of caca.

nothing like the sweet rocknroll of the holy grotto, i mean, when those walls start to shake and contract, there's nothing like it on this planet except maybe a furious hungry tongue with the right barbell on it. at it smells sweet.

marry me

[chrome noise tape]

Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

my question is- since when is anal whoreish?

yeah...since when?

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Originally Posted by Satan

marry me

i've always been enticed by the delights of polygamy.

that of course would mean we'd have to kill your boyfriend.

are you sure about this??

[Satan]

let me get back to you on that

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Originally Posted by Satan

let me get back to you on that

yeah. precipitous marriages always end badly.

secret flings, on the other hand, are often great.

[Satan]

ahahah yes they are

i got over my guilt real fast....

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Originally Posted by Satan

ahahah yes they are

i got over my guilt real fast....

guilt? what is that?

wait, it's supposed to be SECRET.

otherwise it's a different kind of fling sane people should have no time for.

[Satan]

who said i was sane?

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ah, jerry springer types! you ruin it for everybody else.

[Satan]

i only ruin it for everyone if someone crosses me

oh yeah and we have a "don't ask, don't tell" policy in my house

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Originally Posted by swa(y)

im not into sharing, and i dont want to be shared. when i commit myself to someone i am theirs until the relationship ends. if i want someone else bad enough...that means its time to break up.

right, but on occasion the timing is not always like you wish and shit happens.

that slut who cheated on you should have kept her trap shut (i mean her mouth, not her cunt--too late for thZat) and spare your dignity. in other words, i don't condemn her treason (necessary for her perhaps), but her indiscretion.

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Originally Posted by Satan

i only ruin it for everyone if someone crosses me

thats not what i mean.

i mean that people who fuck and tell ruin it for everybody else. men who fuck and tell are the worst kind of scum. and women who fuck and tell are to be pitied.

[Satan]

i always keep my mouth shut. (this doesn't count)
if whoever i've slept with wants to go and tell all his mates how mindblowing it was i don't rly give a fuck


i only love one man. sex =/= love

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Originally Posted by Satan

i always keep my mouth shut. (this doesn't count)
if whoever i've slept with wants to go and tell all his mates how mindblowing it was i don't rly give a fuck


i only love one man. sex =/= love

ha ha, good one, and yeah maybe,

so wait, you're actually TELLING here? i started with hypotheticals and you're ready to make your confession. well, since you're being indiscreet, swhat are you telling exactly? details, please.

jerrry! jerry! jerry! jerry!

[_slavo_]

I have cheated on my previous gf in the past.

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Originally Posted by swa(y)

want someone else bad enough? break up with whoever it is yr with. from what ive been able to tell theyll find out eventually, anyways. when you know someone really well...you can FEEL whats up. you can tell things are different.





i can be an ass, yes...but ive always been a really honest ass.

ha ha sure thing, ideally yes, but in practice, sometimes the signal comes too late.

either way, sure, i'm not saying keep the lies going, and yeah things feel different, but one doesn't have to go and flaunt the skidmarked undies captured, no?

[Satan]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

ha ha, good one, and yeah maybe,

so wait, you're actually TELLING here? i started with hypotheticals and you're ready to make your confession. well, since you're being indiscreet, swhat are you telling exactly? details, please.

jerrry! jerry! jerry! jerry!

what do you want me to say exactly...?

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Originally Posted by Satan

what do you want me to say exactly...?

i don't know. you seem to be hinting at something you're not spelling out.

that's the conversational equivalent of cockteasing. petite allumeuse!

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Originally Posted by swa(y)

if ya dont do it, ya dont have anything to hide. im human...of course opportunities have been there...but its always "no" on my end.

eh, you're a better person than i am

Originally Posted by swa(y)

im an open book, man. i can often (in my non-internet life) be a pretty quiet individual sometimes...but, those that know me know im willing to talk about everything. i dont have any need for secrets. 'course, there are things i "just dont talk about" < ussually when it involves someone stickin' there nose where it doesnt belong...but...nah man. i love being me. i love expressing myself and my experiences...good and bad.

me, i like to keep certain things to myself. it's more fun that way.

Originally Posted by swa(y)

ive fucked up...but cheating...i doubt its anything ill ever do. and turning down head is NOT easy...i understand that, i do.

it depends. it's not always a sex thing. it's not like "hey, bigboy, lemme suck you" and i'm like "oh yeah here stuff this sausage in your piehole". no no no. stuff happens in more subtle and terrible ways and then you realize it's too late.

Originally Posted by swa(y)

just...i dont think i could stomach being around someone i really do care about, all the while thinking i shared myself w/ someone else. i dont think i could deal with that at all. that feeling of dirtyness would outweigh any level of sexual grattification, i think. i cant be sure...really..i doubt ill ever find out though.

yeah neither do i. ive had girlfriends with low self esteem who had the need to make out with strangers while they were drunk, but i never took it personally. did i despise them? no doubt! did i take it as a "shame on me" personal criticism of me? fuck no! the drunken slut! but anyway, ha ha ha, wtf.

so i forget where i was going with this. i'm waiting for 6am which is when the storage opens and i can go get my shit.