Peaches Geldof- Master of The English Language. - Page 2

amerikangod · 12.07.2009, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Regardless, I still want to have unprotected sex with her in an abandoned stairwell.

I'd settle on an inhabited stairwell.

Glice · 12.07.2009, 06:12 AM

This stairwell's getting a bit busy with the three of us agreeing upon it, can I vote a motion to move it to a rough gangbang on a Ford Fiesta in a car park in Dagenham?

nicfit · 12.07.2009, 06:24 AM

nicfit · 12.07.2009, 06:25 AM

ha ha I love that policeman in the background reaching for the radio "here we go, he's about to touch her...set phasers to stun".

demonrail666 · 12.07.2009, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Glice

This stairwell's getting a bit busy with the three of us agreeing upon it, can I vote a motion to move it to a rough gangbang on a Ford Fiesta in a car park in Dagenham?

Maybe we could arrange it for a large estate where there's lots of abandoned stairwells, each of us taking her to a different one. I'm not down with the whole gangbang thing, I'm afraid. I'm a romantic at heart.

Glice · 12.07.2009, 07:44 AM

Dibs not getting sloppy seconds then. Shouldn't be more than a few minutes, it's been while for me.

demonrail666 · 12.07.2009, 07:56 AM

i tend to murder them afterwards so it's probably a good idea if i go last.

Keeping It Simple · 12.07.2009, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Regardless, I still want to have unprotected sex with her in an abandoned stairwell.

She looks like the result of unprotected sex in an abandoned stairwell, funnily enough.

nicfit · 12.07.2009, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

She looks like the result of unprotected sex in an abandoned stairwell, funnily enough.

I think it's a pretty common thing for children to be the result of unprotected sex.

Keeping It Simple · 12.07.2009, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by nicfit

I think it's a pretty common thing for children to be the result of unprotected sex.

In an abandoned stairwell?

Glice · 12.07.2009, 09:00 AM

Have you seen Bob Geldof ever? He's the living epitome of abandoned stairwell.

Keeping It Simple · 12.07.2009, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Have you seen Bob Geldof ever? He's the living epitome of abandoned stairwell.

Yeah, like a sort of illegitimate backstairs sort of sprog, you know: a sort of spotty squib that nobody really likes.

nicfit · 12.07.2009, 10:14 AM

I bet he has mushrooms under his armpits and a moss-covered scrotum.

demonrail666 · 12.07.2009, 11:34 AM

I believe it's now perfectly ok (ie legal) to make similar 'unprotected sex'/'abandoned stairwell'-like comments about Peaches' little sister Pixie.

ploesj · 12.07.2009, 11:39 AM

like, what?

jon boy · 12.07.2009, 11:49 AM

like look at the stairwell on that.

ploesj · 12.07.2009, 12:00 PM

i was made in a bed.

jon boy · 12.07.2009, 12:03 PM

i was made in ikea.

ploesj · 12.07.2009, 12:04 PM

no, your parents bought you at ikea and assembled your baby-body themselves. unless you were a showroom model of course.

demonrail666 · 12.07.2009, 12:06 PM

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i was made in a bed.

its where the bed was located though. an old mattress in a wasteland holds infinite possibilities.

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