[Toilet & Bowels]

why?

[Cantankerous]

i don't know.
babies smell good.

[cosmokramer]

yeah, i've danced in the rain, because dancing in the dry is for BITCHES

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i don't know.
babies smell good.

i can't remember the last time i held a baby, probably when my sister was born. i don't have any pictures of me holding one recently, my sister has a picture of me holding a cat like a baby though i think.

FYI, i have no intention of having children

[Cantankerous]

me either. they are adorable until they start going to school and then they turn into little shits.

[Toilet & Bowels]

float 'em down the river, chinese style.

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

Danced in the rain
Comforted a crying baby
Helped an injured bird
Put yourself out in order to help a stranger
Made a daisy chain
Made somebody a birthday cake

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

float 'em down the river, chinese style.

would that not imply that my children are moses?

[Toilet & Bowels]

what's a mose?

[Cantankerous]

you know. didn't do anything important. just parted waters and was rejected by god and shit.

[Toilet & Bowels]

yeah i know, i'm just too tired to think of anything funny to say.

[Cantankerous]

i'm too busy being a nihilist to think of anything that would be amusing in the least.

[Toilet & Bowels]

you sound like a girl i dated last summer

[Cantankerous]

that's consoling.

[Toilet & Bowels]

see, i'm not all bad

[Tokolosh]

All of the above.

[pokkeherrie]

from the animals i've held in my hands i can't remember a hedgehog being among them and the only cake i ever made someone was a space cake.

i also cheated a bit on the bird because it wasn't really injured but just in distress... it had flown through the open window into the house. i recently killed a bird by accident because it came under the wheel of my bicycle.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by pokkeherrie

from the animals i've held in my hands i can't remember a hedgehog being among them and the only cake i ever made someone was a space cake.

i also cheated a bit on the bird because it wasn't really injured but just in distress... it had flown through the open window into the house. i recently killed a bird by accident because it came under the wheel of my bicycle.

Recently a baby bird somehow got itself stuck between the two panes of our sash window. I had to slowly close the window to release it, but it meant that I had to shut the bird in the house to do so. From there, all sorts of Norman Wisdom-style hilarity ensued as I attempted to get it out of the house. At one point I was siiting in the middle of the room trying to tweet like a bird. It worked, the bird flew towards me & landed on my hand. just call me the Bird Whisperer.

[pokkeherrie]

haha... clever.
i first tried making it fly out of the window, but that didn't seem to work. then i just chased it for about 10 minutes until i managed to capture it into a towel and carry it outside.

[king_buzzo]

have you ever...... buttsecks?