[floatingslowly]

this thread is not very PC.

[RanaldoNecro]

Sorry, I see it as a big deal. In the grand advance of technology.

[Glice]

I'm just going to say that the quality of humour on this forum is substantially lower than on other forums. 24 posts to get to the 'un-PC' gag. Shame on you, SYG.

Blah overdose blah tablets.
Blah jobless pun.
Blah app-morpheme.

[floatingslowly]

if ni'k were here, he would have done it in 5 (or less) and included a zippy follow-up to glice. he'd point out that entire Internet is a wasteland of lolcats, Chinese keyloggers and CIA honeypots (at which point tesla would appear, excuse n'ik for his previous indiscretions toward his character and applaud n'ik's mother for raising such a fine son).

me? I wish Lilly was still around.

[davenotdead]

hey look what i found on my hard drive.

isnt this someone's daughter?

 

[floatingslowly]

to be fair, most females are; at least, the ones that aren't sons.

[pokkeherrie]

Originally Posted by Glice

Blah overdose blah tablets.
Blah jobless pun.
Blah app-morpheme.

Blah no FLASH photography at the funeral.

[the ikara cult]

Another few entries for the Frankie Boyle memorial time capsule (Soon to be completed, please God....)

[Glice]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

if ni'k were here, he would have done it in 5 (or less) and included a zippy follow-up to glice. he'd point out that entire Internet is a wasteland of lolcats, Chinese keyloggers and CIA honeypots (at which point tesla would appear, excuse n'ik for his previous indiscretions toward his character and applaud n'ik's mother for raising such a fine son).

me? I wish Lilly was still around.

But it also would've been witless, mawkish and ultimately revolving around self-abasement.

Blah uploaded blah cloud.

Where is Lily anyway? Did talking about yourself go out of fashion again?

[Pookie]

Wasn't he just a business man who persuaded stupid people to buy shit they don't want or need? Good riddance, another cunt dead.

[Glice]

Did he do that, or did he market the means to do that? Big difference.

[pokkeherrie]

Originally Posted by afonso

By the time he was 35 years old, this man had given to the world what made it possible for you to be in the World Wide Web, through a Personal Computer, using a Graphical User Interface, making stupid jokes and ignorant remarks with easy to read typefaces.

By the time he was 55 years old, this man had made me extremely uncool for not having an iPod, iPhone, iPad, iJeans, iCoffee, iShades.

iRip.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

i never wish this



for anyone.
minus pedophiles perhaps. perhaps.

Neither do I really, obviously. Not even paedophiles.

But he was just a marketing executive and even a really really good marketing executive is still just a marketing executive.

He wasn't Jesus fucking Christ which is what you'd think from reading some of the bollocks that's been written about him today.

[Pookie]

In Freud's Der Humor he suggests that sick jokes are the mechanism by which the ego "insists that it cannot be affected by the traumas of the external world".

I also think that there is a strong element of attention seeking when it comes to sick jokes. Hence they're usually told by young males.

[floatingslowly]

Oookie is a bad bad man.

shame on you. I can't believe the things I've read in this thread. I don't even... what is this....???

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by afonso

No he wasn't just a marketing executive.

But you're all obviously quite literate on the subject, so what do I know.

have you ever considered a job at The GENIUS Bar, Professor MacApple????

[Pookie]

At least he lived life to the macs.

[floatingslowly]

when SYG gets cancer and dies a painful death, I plan to make a thread laughing at it's loss.

yr all invited, of course.

[floatingslowly]

actually, I take that back.

Bradders isn't invited and neither is king_boozo. everyone else though.

[Gulasch Noir]

I think, it's the wordplays I don't find funny at all. This kind of humour represents not only the superlative, but also the elative of adjectives like lame or exerted. Must be a national thing, I guess. The picture from the girl with the boobs is great, though!