Was Jesus a Hippie? - Page 2

static-harmony · 10.28.2006, 12:36 AM

Shit thread.

Norma J · 10.28.2006, 09:53 AM

Agreed.

fishmonkey · 10.28.2006, 10:20 AM

in the age where sonik death is starting multiple threads call us all every name under the sun i think a thread pondering on the activties of Jesus is not shit. you want shit threads go ask Sonik Death.

yes i do believe Jesus was a hippy, a few things give this away for me..

1, constant wearing of sandels
2, long unkempt hair, surely the "haircut of the hippy"
3, scruffy beard, surely the "facial hair of the hippy"
4, the constant barking on about love and peace and all that shite, surely the "mantra of the hippy"

static-harmony · 10.28.2006, 06:22 PM

See that is what I said, many people don't agree with me. If jesus was a twenty year old when the sixties was going on, he would be a hippy.

nomadicfollower · 10.28.2006, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicl

Jesus was born in the year 0 AD.

Hippie-ism was born in the 1950s/1960s AD.

I think Jesus came a wee bit before hippie-ism, ergo he was not a hippie.

Exactly.

UVRAY · 10.29.2006, 02:31 AM

Jesus - that is the miracle working son of God, born of a virgin, who was put to death (for his constant shit disturbing) and 3 days later returned from the dead, said goodbye to his friends and then literally ascended into the clouds promising to return on a white stallion to the cacophonous symphony of angels playing trumpets in the sky - probably never existed.

What is actually the religion of Paul (and not Jesus) presents the teachings of Jesus as annointed upon the mystics, prophets and seers and other assorted madmen through dreams, visions and notions.

Having said this "Jesus" would have been a hippy had "he" existed in the 60's.

Yes! He would have been of the same ilk as those scruffy cocksuckers who protest at the gates of a gas plant whilst smoking pot and filling the air with noxious toxins of their own, draining the social system with their incessant whinging lazy ass uselessness.

Cantankerous · 10.29.2006, 02:38 AM

an instance when stigmata happen to be really convenient.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 10.29.2006, 10:30 AM

Jesus couldn't be a hippie, because he changed the world.

Daycare Nation · 10.29.2006, 10:52 PM

Hippies weren't invented yet in 30 CE. But, Jesus did have long hair and he did live through the 1960's.

golden child · 10.30.2006, 11:33 PM

yeah maaaaaaan, jesus is still alive, man.

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10.28.2006, 12:36 AM	#21
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Shit thread. __________________
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10.28.2006, 09:53 AM	#22
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	Agreed. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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10.28.2006, 10:20 AM	#23
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	in the age where sonik death is starting multiple threads call us all every name under the sun i think a thread pondering on the activties of Jesus is not shit. you want shit threads go ask Sonik Death. yes i do believe Jesus was a hippy, a few things give this away for me.. 1, constant wearing of sandels 2, long unkempt hair, surely the "haircut of the hippy" 3, scruffy beard, surely the "facial hair of the hippy" 4, the constant barking on about love and peace and all that shite, surely the "mantra of the hippy" __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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10.28.2006, 06:22 PM	#24
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	See that is what I said, many people don't agree with me. If jesus was a twenty year old when the sixties was going on, he would be a hippy. __________________
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10.29.2006, 02:31 AM	#26
UVRAY bad moon rising Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: England Posts: 96	Jesus - that is the miracle working son of God, born of a virgin, who was put to death (for his constant shit disturbing) and 3 days later returned from the dead, said goodbye to his friends and then literally ascended into the clouds promising to return on a white stallion to the cacophonous symphony of angels playing trumpets in the sky - probably never existed. What is actually the religion of Paul (and not Jesus) presents the teachings of Jesus as annointed upon the mystics, prophets and seers and other assorted madmen through dreams, visions and notions. Having said this "Jesus" would have been a hippy had "he" existed in the 60's. Yes! He would have been of the same ilk as those scruffy cocksuckers who protest at the gates of a gas plant whilst smoking pot and filling the air with noxious toxins of their own, draining the social system with their incessant whinging lazy ass uselessness. __________________ "While U.V.Ray oozes insurgence he weeps intelligence and sensitivity; an illegitimate love child of Mark Twain and John Wayne joined at the hip by the surgical wisdom of Frankenstein." www.uvray.moonfruit.com .
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10.29.2006, 02:38 AM	#27
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	an instance when stigmata happen to be really convenient. __________________ RETIRED
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10.29.2006, 10:30 AM	#28
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Jesus couldn't be a hippie, because he changed the world.
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10.29.2006, 10:52 PM	#29
Daycare Nation expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,904	Hippies weren't invented yet in 30 CE. But, Jesus did have long hair and he did live through the 1960's. __________________ That dragon ain't the love sweet love.
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10.30.2006, 11:33 PM	#30
golden child expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,672	yeah maaaaaaan, jesus is still alive, man. __________________ blind
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