If you dare..... - Page 2

king_buzzo · 11.15.2006, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by noisemachine

If I was your uncle you wouldnt be alive today.

i know.

he was pissed also

gmku · 11.15.2006, 05:06 PM

I don't think anybody who grows up Catholic ever fully recovers. Especially if they attended Catholic school. Scary nuns with their rulers, those plaid-skirt-and-white-blouse uniforms the girls had to wear.

static-harmony · 11.15.2006, 05:07 PM

I never had to go to catholic school, but did have to get my first comunion and babtism and all that jazz.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 11.15.2006, 05:10 PM

when i was 9, my friend (who i later dated in middle school) and i played "ill show you mine if you show me yours".

when i was in 8th grade we were disecting a cows heart and this girl in my group was talking to another girl, and i was like "hey, pay attention or im going to cut your finger!". Well, she was holding a part of the cows heart, and i was like "please pay attention, this is a really hard part to cut through" and she was like "okay". So i started cutting into it and she moved her hand, my hand slipped and i sliced part of her fingertip off. She then told the teacher it was her fault for not paying attention. From that day on, i was not allowed to participate in any science experiments :/

static-harmony · 11.15.2006, 05:13 PM

that sucks crypto. I hate people like that.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 11.15.2006, 05:14 PM

she took the blame though, but the teacher was like "i dont care!"

static-harmony · 11.15.2006, 05:16 PM

I hate those teachers fucking morons.

jon boy · 11.16.2006, 04:10 AM

when jon boy was four his sister pushed him into a fire which resulted in serious burns to his back which required lots of hospital treatment.

when jon boy was 6 he started to piss red so his mum took him to hospital thinking it was blood and it was because he ate too much beetroot.

Tokolosh · 11.16.2006, 04:42 AM

When Tokolosh was 6, he gave his bicycle to the kid next door. His mom was furious, and told him to go and get it back. When he did, the happy kid with a new bicycle wasn't impressed, and threw a rock at Tokoloshs face as he was looking over the garden wall.
He got 8 stitches for that.

fishmonkey · 11.16.2006, 06:41 AM

when i was 6 i threw an handful of washing power into my older brother's prized goldfish (Jaws) bowl.
needless to say he died.

static-harmony · 11.16.2006, 07:18 AM

When I was twelve I had my first gay kiss.
When I was eight my mother told me she didn't love me and that i was not her child.

king_buzzo · 11.16.2006, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

when i was in 8th grade we were disecting a cows heart and this girl in my group was talking to another girl, and i was like "hey, pay attention or im going to cut your finger!". Well, she was holding a part of the cows heart, and i was like "please pay attention, this is a really hard part to cut through" and she was like "okay". So i started cutting into it and she moved her hand, my hand slipped and i sliced part of her fingertip off. She then told the teacher it was her fault for not paying attention. From that day on, i was not allowed to participate in any science experiments :/

pretty fucked up

gmku · 11.16.2006, 09:45 AM

When he was 9, gmku left little "clues" on scraps of paper scattered in about a dozen books throughout his school library that would lead the diligent library patron, if he or she read the clues correctly, to gmku's house. The patron would win a prize. Imagine his surprise when two girls showed up at the front door of his house! Imagine his sudden panic over having to go scrounge around in his room for a suitable prize! Imagine his parents' concern!

gmku · 11.16.2006, 10:08 AM

gmku had other library incidents. When he was about 10, he became interested in the library's collection of photography annuals, particularly because of the artistic renderings of the nude female body. He spent weeks, though, working up the nerve to check out one of these and take it home. He finally did work up the nerve one day and took it up to the stern-looking librarian with the gray hair in a bun, and to his surprise, she scanned it and passed it back with no questions asked. But he became so unnerved about the next step, which would be to smuggle it unnoticed into his parents' house, that as soon as he was past the library's doors, he turned around and dropped it in the return box.

A couple days later, steeling his nerves again, he brought the photography annual back up to the check out desk. This time, the librarian raised an eyebrow and asked him why he was so interested in this book. gmku couldn't speak, and the librarian didn't let him check it out.

fishmonkey · 11.16.2006, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by gmku

gmku had other library incidents. When he was about 10, he became interested in the library's collection of photography annuals, particularly because of the artistic renderings of the nude female body. He spent weeks, though, working up the nerve to check out one of these and take it home. He finally did work up the nerve one day and took it up to the stern-looking librarian with the gray hair in a bun, and to his surprise, she scanned it and passed it back with no questions asked. But he became so unnerved about the next step, which would be to smuggle it unnoticed into his parents' house, that as soon as he was past the library's doors, he turned around and dropped it in the return box.

A couple days later, steeling his nerves again, he brought the photography annual back up to the check out desk. This time, the librarian raised an eyebrow and asked him why he was so interested in this book. gmku couldn't speak, and the librarian didn't let him check it out.

aww thats shit, i feel so bad for you man.

ploesj · 11.16.2006, 02:03 PM

when ploesj was five years old, her mother played violin at a free concert in a park. ploesj was in desperate need for attention so she just started to jump up and down in front of the orchestra and make faces to the audience. she still feels embarrassed when someone reminds her of that act.

gmku · 11.16.2006, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by fishmonkey

aww thats shit, i feel so bad for you man.

You don't know how hard it was back then for a 10-year-old to access anything even remotely resembling porn.

My parents were very strict about what I could read, watch, listen to. I used to sneak Mad magazines home from the store in my trumpet case. Even though I hid them inside my music lesson books, something on my face always gave me away, because they'd get confiscated right after dinner. Either that, or my parents had a mole in the drug store.

I also couldn't see any James Bond movies until I was like 16. They hated the Sticky Fingers cover when they saw me bring that home.

EMMAh · 11.16.2006, 03:19 PM

When I was little I used to climb on the toilet to get stuff out of the medicine cabinet. One day I didn't realize the lid was open and I stepped in the toilet, which was full of pee.

screamingskull · 11.16.2006, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

When I was little I used to climb on the toilet to get stuff out of the medicine cabinet. One day I didn't realize the lid was open and I stepped in the toilet, which was full of pee.

ha ha ha, when screamingskull was 7 she needed to pee so bad she ran to the toilet and in her hurry forgot to lift up the seat, ending up peeing on the seat by mistake. and it was at a friends house.

gmku · 11.16.2006, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Bunbury

CREEP.

Takes one to know one. You never did send me that photo of you in the skinny pants.

11.15.2006, 05:06 PM	#22
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I don't think anybody who grows up Catholic ever fully recovers. Especially if they attended Catholic school. Scary nuns with their rulers, those plaid-skirt-and-white-blouse uniforms the girls had to wear. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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11.15.2006, 05:07 PM	#23
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	I never had to go to catholic school, but did have to get my first comunion and babtism and all that jazz. __________________
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11.15.2006, 05:10 PM	#24
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	when i was 9, my friend (who i later dated in middle school) and i played "ill show you mine if you show me yours". when i was in 8th grade we were disecting a cows heart and this girl in my group was talking to another girl, and i was like "hey, pay attention or im going to cut your finger!". Well, she was holding a part of the cows heart, and i was like "please pay attention, this is a really hard part to cut through" and she was like "okay". So i started cutting into it and she moved her hand, my hand slipped and i sliced part of her fingertip off. She then told the teacher it was her fault for not paying attention. From that day on, i was not allowed to participate in any science experiments :/
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11.15.2006, 05:13 PM	#25
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	that sucks crypto. I hate people like that. __________________
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11.15.2006, 05:14 PM	#26
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	she took the blame though, but the teacher was like "i dont care!"
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11.15.2006, 05:16 PM	#27
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	I hate those teachers fucking morons. __________________
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11.16.2006, 04:10 AM	#28
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	when jon boy was four his sister pushed him into a fire which resulted in serious burns to his back which required lots of hospital treatment. when jon boy was 6 he started to piss red so his mum took him to hospital thinking it was blood and it was because he ate too much beetroot. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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11.16.2006, 04:42 AM	#29
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	When Tokolosh was 6, he gave his bicycle to the kid next door. His mom was furious, and told him to go and get it back. When he did, the happy kid with a new bicycle wasn't impressed, and threw a rock at Tokoloshs face as he was looking over the garden wall. He got 8 stitches for that.
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11.16.2006, 06:41 AM	#30
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	when i was 6 i threw an handful of washing power into my older brother's prized goldfish (Jaws) bowl. needless to say he died. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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11.16.2006, 07:18 AM	#31
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	When I was twelve I had my first gay kiss. When I was eight my mother told me she didn't love me and that i was not her child. __________________
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11.16.2006, 09:45 AM	#33
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	When he was 9, gmku left little "clues" on scraps of paper scattered in about a dozen books throughout his school library that would lead the diligent library patron, if he or she read the clues correctly, to gmku's house. The patron would win a prize. Imagine his surprise when two girls showed up at the front door of his house! Imagine his sudden panic over having to go scrounge around in his room for a suitable prize! Imagine his parents' concern! __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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11.16.2006, 10:08 AM	#34
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	gmku had other library incidents. When he was about 10, he became interested in the library's collection of photography annuals, particularly because of the artistic renderings of the nude female body. He spent weeks, though, working up the nerve to check out one of these and take it home. He finally did work up the nerve one day and took it up to the stern-looking librarian with the gray hair in a bun, and to his surprise, she scanned it and passed it back with no questions asked. But he became so unnerved about the next step, which would be to smuggle it unnoticed into his parents' house, that as soon as he was past the library's doors, he turned around and dropped it in the return box. A couple days later, steeling his nerves again, he brought the photography annual back up to the check out desk. This time, the librarian raised an eyebrow and asked him why he was so interested in this book. gmku couldn't speak, and the librarian didn't let him check it out. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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11.16.2006, 02:03 PM	#36
ploesj invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: antwerp. Posts: 2,901	when ploesj was five years old, her mother played violin at a free concert in a park. ploesj was in desperate need for attention so she just started to jump up and down in front of the orchestra and make faces to the audience. she still feels embarrassed when someone reminds her of that act. __________________ blog flickr
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11.16.2006, 03:19 PM	#38
EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	When I was little I used to climb on the toilet to get stuff out of the medicine cabinet. One day I didn't realize the lid was open and I stepped in the toilet, which was full of pee. __________________
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