The Mighty American Football Thread - Page 21

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 12.05.2014, 01:21 PM

Stupid ass Ngata just cost Ravens the playoffs, but he shouldn't be fucking juicing. Explains his otherwise stellar year

Rob Instigator · 12.05.2014, 02:22 PM

do not know how they bust Ngata and not bust everyone else.

Like tarkenton said, when NFL players of the past 20 years stop playing they LOSE 30-40 lbs real fast,because they stop juicing.

when basketball players retire, they GAIN 30-40 lbs because they stop excercising so much.

The NFL does not give a fuck as long as it makes money

Bytor Peltor · 12.05.2014, 07:17 PM

And they made the new and improved Fitzy look like a less bearded All Pro......will the true Texans please stand up this Sunday in Jacksonville.

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

My lowly Texans made Mark Sanchez look like an all-pro

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 12.05.2014, 08:14 PM

They busted Ngata because (a) his number came up and (b) its open season to roast the Ravens publicly so if there ever was a team or player to throw under the bus its this season. To be sure, Ngata fucked the fuck up and deserves his punishment, its just a hell of the time for Baltimore. Losing Jimmy Smith, who has easily been a top5 CB was bad enough, Ravens dropped from 11th ranked against the pass to a pathetic 27th!! Keeping them alive in games has been a league best rush defense and one of the best r dzone defenses anchored by Ngata.. Now? Better luck next year. By every stat vRavens have been a top 10 team so this was.a.total waste! Hopefully the lottery will give us another corner like how we got CJ Mosley (who is easily the defensive rookie of year) last year... in ozzie we trust!! Texans?? Y'all need a fuckin QB yo, even Orton or Tannehill have been better

demonrail666 · 12.06.2014, 12:24 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bpM42utfQg

Not sure what I think of Malcolm Gladwell generally and he's not saying anything we didn't already know but interesting nonetheless, and aspects of it could almost as easily be applied to football.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 12.13.2014, 11:56 PM

Ravens beat Jags and Falcons beat Steelers and Ravens all but clinch a wild card.. our game against Texans is huge for both but its only a must win for Houston. Ive already considered it ad a loss and counting on Baltimore beating Jags and Browns. But if we win out we lock a slot. Best of luck to both teams

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 12.13.2014, 11:58 PM

Wouldnt mind Texans beating us if it means we can meet y'all in the playoffs

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 12.14.2014, 11:42 PM

Sorry bytor, but houston is eliminated. The AFC will be 10 possibly even 11 win wild card. Texans are only playing to spoil Baltimore's chances because the way tiebreakers could eliminate even a 10 win Ravens. If Baltimore and steelers both win out then they both clinch it

Rob Instigator · 12.15.2014, 09:12 AM

Case Keenum rises from the dead for the Texans...

we almost tied that game yesterday but for that damn penalty. waste of a great Foster run

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 12.15.2014, 10:37 AM

With so many 8 and 9 win teams Texans are out, trust me, even 10 wins arent enough! San Diego and KC can easily finish with 10 they have,crucial tie,breakers, Ravens/bengals/steelers,could all go 10, ravens steelers could each go 11! There is no room for a 9 win team.. again sorry yo

Rob Instigator · 12.19.2014, 03:00 PM

Bruce Matthews was always my favorite Houston Oiler.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 12.21.2014, 10:00 PM

When I saw Baltimore Ravens were 12-1 alltime against Texans I to myself, shit, their going to win. When i saw Fitzpatrick went down I thought to myself, "whew!" I thought too soon! We got killed. The old criticisms that Gary Kubiack is too predictable panned out for Houston in a big way because y'all defense really did already know all the Kubiack offense and so effectively shut it down! The 12-1 clinched it. I believe long win streaks are bad luck, they reflect not just a team's past strengths but also the reality that they've already had a few lucky breaks. Sports are about capitalizing on luck sometimes, and luck is fickle. Also, the sheer math gave Houston an advantage, statistically a team cant win them all, and also surely cant lose them all either! Congrats to Texans, sincerely! Sorry though, with San Diego winning and Cinci having that tie y'all are eliminated unless both Chargers AND Ravens both lose. Ravens are out if they lose against Cleveland or out regardless if San Diego wins.

Rob Instigator · 12.22.2014, 09:28 AM

Our defense was stifling.

Flaco was sick or something....

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 12.22.2014, 02:19 PM

Sick in the head maybe..

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 12.28.2014, 04:19 PM

Sorry Texans but Chargers did Chargers things, Chiefs were pumped to play rival, but the Ravens did some "Baltimore playing the Browns" things and we're in the postseason! I told y'all Houston was out when they lost their 7th game
.. 10 wins were mandatory and truthfully Ravens were blessed to make it all things considering

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 01.11.2015, 05:42 PM

We had our chance, indeed even a Hail Mary to win it all.. can't ask for more. Our receivers out played Pats defense. Our d line SHUT DOWN Pats run game. And our offense scored atcwill most of the game. Of course without Jimmy Smith our scrub corners showed their colors, Bellichek did Bellichek things and attacked the shit out of our improvised practice squad secondary and went left where Smith normally locks it down. All in all its was a great fucking year for Ravens football, we overcome endless adversity and injuries and media hate and came back to the playoffs, took a Cinderella home with us as always, and reestablished ourselves as the team nobody wants to play in the postseason. Go ravens

schizophrenicroom · 02.02.2015, 12:14 AM

Brady Is The Goat

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 02.02.2015, 10:04 AM

Sorry schizo but Joe Montanna also won four superbowls while never losing and did it in 9 years. Also lets not kid ourselves, it was Pats defense that saved Brady ass, without that final interception we may be talking totally differently about Patriots choking away another Superbowl. Respect to Patriots, they finally got it done and avenged back to back AFC game losses.. we'll find out about the deflate shit in few weeks should be interesting. GO RAVENS

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 02.02.2015, 05:52 PM

So? Who is kidding who, Patriots lost that game regardless of folks opinions about the legality of the catch. So save shoulda woulda coulda for my ninja Suga Free. If Beastmode carries the football less than 3 feet instead of that pass brady doesn't even have his current four. Or what if Joe Flacco made that last TD instead of getting picked off in endzone?

I ain't dissing Patriots by the way, but Brady got some help to win this won, if it was the other way around and he scored the game winning drive in final seconds instead of a defender getting a beautifully stupid interception maybe id put him in conversation. Undefeated in Superbowls IN MY LOUD MOUTHED OPINION (

) trumps multiple superbowl losses. Its why unless Lebron goes on a big championship run he can't even lap Bird let alone Jordan or Magic Johnson.. too many losses

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 02.03.2015, 10:21 AM

Hold on there calling flacco a bitch, when did your team or qb win Superbowl again? Second, didn't Flacco just almost beat the Patriots IN Foxborough like he already did once before? Anyway you missed my point getting caught up in your trash talk. Everyone needs help, TEAMS win Superbowls, not QBs. Shit even joe Montanna had an alltime great defense. When i said Brady needed help it was to point out that he needed a defender to make a clutch play. Seahawks were ONE yard away with four downs and a timeout.. Flacco had TWO tries ar the go ahead TD. now don't get me wrong, i LOVE goal line stands its how my Ravens won their last ring! But WHEN A QB LOSES TWO SUPERBOWLS AND CAME A LUCKY PLAY AWAY FROM MAKING IT THREE GUY IS NOT GREATEST ALL TIME, PERIOD. I ain't never tried to argue my fav QB is the best because im just honest

12.05.2014, 01:21 PM	#401
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	Stupid ass Ngata just cost Ravens the playoffs, but he shouldn't be fucking juicing. Explains his otherwise stellar year __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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12.05.2014, 02:22 PM	#402
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,961	do not know how they bust Ngata and not bust everyone else. Like tarkenton said, when NFL players of the past 20 years stop playing they LOSE 30-40 lbs real fast,because they stop juicing. when basketball players retire, they GAIN 30-40 lbs because they stop excercising so much. The NFL does not give a fuck as long as it makes money __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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12.05.2014, 08:14 PM	#404
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	They busted Ngata because (a) his number came up and (b) its open season to roast the Ravens publicly so if there ever was a team or player to throw under the bus its this season. To be sure, Ngata fucked the fuck up and deserves his punishment, its just a hell of the time for Baltimore. Losing Jimmy Smith, who has easily been a top5 CB was bad enough, Ravens dropped from 11th ranked against the pass to a pathetic 27th!! Keeping them alive in games has been a league best rush defense and one of the best r dzone defenses anchored by Ngata.. Now? Better luck next year. By every stat vRavens have been a top 10 team so this was.a.total waste! Hopefully the lottery will give us another corner like how we got CJ Mosley (who is easily the defensive rookie of year) last year... in ozzie we trust!! Texans?? Y'all need a fuckin QB yo, even Orton or Tannehill have been better __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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12.06.2014, 12:24 AM	#405
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bpM42utfQg Not sure what I think of Malcolm Gladwell generally and he's not saying anything we didn't already know but interesting nonetheless, and aspects of it could almost as easily be applied to football.
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12.13.2014, 11:56 PM	#406
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	Ravens beat Jags and Falcons beat Steelers and Ravens all but clinch a wild card.. our game against Texans is huge for both but its only a must win for Houston. Ive already considered it ad a loss and counting on Baltimore beating Jags and Browns. But if we win out we lock a slot. Best of luck to both teams __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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12.13.2014, 11:58 PM	#407
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	Wouldnt mind Texans beating us if it means we can meet y'all in the playoffs __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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12.14.2014, 11:42 PM	#408
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	Sorry bytor, but houston is eliminated. The AFC will be 10 possibly even 11 win wild card. Texans are only playing to spoil Baltimore's chances because the way tiebreakers could eliminate even a 10 win Ravens. If Baltimore and steelers both win out then they both clinch it __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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12.15.2014, 09:12 AM	#409
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,961	Case Keenum rises from the dead for the Texans... we almost tied that game yesterday but for that damn penalty. waste of a great Foster run __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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12.15.2014, 10:37 AM	#410
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	With so many 8 and 9 win teams Texans are out, trust me, even 10 wins arent enough! San Diego and KC can easily finish with 10 they have,crucial tie,breakers, Ravens/bengals/steelers,could all go 10, ravens steelers could each go 11! There is no room for a 9 win team.. again sorry yo __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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12.19.2014, 03:00 PM	#411
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,961	Bruce Matthews was always my favorite Houston Oiler. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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12.21.2014, 10:00 PM	#412
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	When I saw Baltimore Ravens were 12-1 alltime against Texans I to myself, shit, their going to win. When i saw Fitzpatrick went down I thought to myself, "whew!" I thought too soon! We got killed. The old criticisms that Gary Kubiack is too predictable panned out for Houston in a big way because y'all defense really did already know all the Kubiack offense and so effectively shut it down! The 12-1 clinched it. I believe long win streaks are bad luck, they reflect not just a team's past strengths but also the reality that they've already had a few lucky breaks. Sports are about capitalizing on luck sometimes, and luck is fickle. Also, the sheer math gave Houston an advantage, statistically a team cant win them all, and also surely cant lose them all either! Congrats to Texans, sincerely! Sorry though, with San Diego winning and Cinci having that tie y'all are eliminated unless both Chargers AND Ravens both lose. Ravens are out if they lose against Cleveland or out regardless if San Diego wins. __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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12.22.2014, 09:28 AM	#413
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,961	Our defense was stifling. Flaco was sick or something.... __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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12.22.2014, 02:19 PM	#414
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	Sick in the head maybe.. __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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12.28.2014, 04:19 PM	#415
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	Sorry Texans but Chargers did Chargers things, Chiefs were pumped to play rival, but the Ravens did some "Baltimore playing the Browns" things and we're in the postseason! I told y'all Houston was out when they lost their 7th game .. 10 wins were mandatory and truthfully Ravens were blessed to make it all things considering __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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01.11.2015, 05:42 PM	#416
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	We had our chance, indeed even a Hail Mary to win it all.. can't ask for more. Our receivers out played Pats defense. Our d line SHUT DOWN Pats run game. And our offense scored atcwill most of the game. Of course without Jimmy Smith our scrub corners showed their colors, Bellichek did Bellichek things and attacked the shit out of our improvised practice squad secondary and went left where Smith normally locks it down. All in all its was a great fucking year for Ravens football, we overcome endless adversity and injuries and media hate and came back to the playoffs, took a Cinderella home with us as always, and reestablished ourselves as the team nobody wants to play in the postseason. Go ravens __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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02.02.2015, 12:14 AM	#417
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	Brady Is The Goat __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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02.02.2015, 10:04 AM	#418
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	Sorry schizo but Joe Montanna also won four superbowls while never losing and did it in 9 years. Also lets not kid ourselves, it was Pats defense that saved Brady ass, without that final interception we may be talking totally differently about Patriots choking away another Superbowl. Respect to Patriots, they finally got it done and avenged back to back AFC game losses.. we'll find out about the deflate shit in few weeks should be interesting. GO RAVENS __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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02.02.2015, 05:52 PM	#419
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	So? Who is kidding who, Patriots lost that game regardless of folks opinions about the legality of the catch. So save shoulda woulda coulda for my ninja Suga Free. If Beastmode carries the football less than 3 feet instead of that pass brady doesn't even have his current four. Or what if Joe Flacco made that last TD instead of getting picked off in endzone? I ain't dissing Patriots by the way, but Brady got some help to win this won, if it was the other way around and he scored the game winning drive in final seconds instead of a defender getting a beautifully stupid interception maybe id put him in conversation. Undefeated in Superbowls IN MY LOUD MOUTHED OPINION ( ) trumps multiple superbowl losses. Its why unless Lebron goes on a big championship run he can't even lap Bird let alone Jordan or Magic Johnson.. too many losses __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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02.03.2015, 10:21 AM	#420
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	Hold on there calling flacco a bitch, when did your team or qb win Superbowl again? Second, didn't Flacco just almost beat the Patriots IN Foxborough like he already did once before? Anyway you missed my point getting caught up in your trash talk. Everyone needs help, TEAMS win Superbowls, not QBs. Shit even joe Montanna had an alltime great defense. When i said Brady needed help it was to point out that he needed a defender to make a clutch play. Seahawks were ONE yard away with four downs and a timeout.. Flacco had TWO tries ar the go ahead TD. now don't get me wrong, i LOVE goal line stands its how my Ravens won their last ring! But WHEN A QB LOSES TWO SUPERBOWLS AND CAME A LUCKY PLAY AWAY FROM MAKING IT THREE GUY IS NOT GREATEST ALL TIME, PERIOD. I ain't never tried to argue my fav QB is the best because im just honest __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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