The sonic gossip story (Part II) "Sentences" - Page 21

k-krack · 09.03.2006, 10:24 PM

(four hours later...)
anchorman:
OMG!!!! L0LZ0RZZ!!! CANTANKEROUS HAS BEEN SHOT!!! ROTF!!! Currently, she is in the Altamont General Hospital in critical condition, after being shot in the mouth by a lone gunman. (or was there more then one gunman?)

Cantankerous · 09.03.2006, 10:26 PM

"ow, my mouth!" shouted cantankerous angrily, "i'm gonna fuckin' KILL YOU!!!!"

k-krack · 09.03.2006, 10:31 PM

"Heh hah ehaheah heahahaeea!!!!" heartily laughed the impressively large gunman. "Not if i kill you first, bitch!!!"

k-krack · 09.03.2006, 10:31 PM

And he fired another round at the weak and weary cantankerous.

Cantankerous · 09.03.2006, 10:32 PM

suddenly, the gunman felt a change of heart and decided to comfort the poor, easily irritated victim of his rage.

k-krack · 09.03.2006, 10:35 PM

Meanwhile...

"Stop fucking detuning, piece of shit gtr!," thought the disgruntled k-krack.

sonicl · 09.13.2006, 10:58 AM

The victim was rather irritated by the gunman's change of attitude, and kicked him in the kneecap.

static-harmony · 09.13.2006, 12:14 PM

And the gunman squealed like a litlle girl in front of the cameras.

matt g · 09.13.2006, 02:43 PM

iN PURE DISGUST, tHE CAMERAMAN SWIVELED THE CMAERA TO FACE HIMSELF AND SHOUTED, "I AM THE EGGMAN!"

!@#$%! · 09.13.2006, 02:48 PM

"you look more like a walrus to me" said the dude

Tokolosh · 09.13.2006, 03:00 PM

By this time, Cantankerous had slipped away without being noticed, and fled down the road.

Hip Priest · 09.13.2006, 04:41 PM

Above, a group of strange birds circled in predatory silence.

Cantankerous · 09.13.2006, 04:43 PM

"one, two one two one two kitty! my kitty is the best and yours is shitty!" shouted cantankerous for no reason whatsoever.

Hip Priest · 09.13.2006, 04:47 PM

The birds suddenly squaked, as if Cantankerous' outburst was some kind of pre-arranged avian signal.

Cantankerous · 09.13.2006, 04:48 PM

the birds must have taken her shrieking to mean "attack hip priest" because they did so.

Hip Priest · 09.13.2006, 05:02 PM

Hip PRiest had a flamethrower, however.

Cantankerous · 09.13.2006, 05:02 PM

except that it was broken.

Cantankerous · 09.13.2006, 05:02 PM

cause i broke it.

Hip Priest · 09.13.2006, 05:02 PM

'Oh f***', saith I.

Tokolosh · 09.13.2006, 05:08 PM

Cantankerous then realized that she was the creator of this gossip world, and there was nothing that could defeat her. She was truely immortal.

09.03.2006, 10:24 PM	#401
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	(four hours later...) anchorman: OMG!!!! L0LZ0RZZ!!! CANTANKEROUS HAS BEEN SHOT!!! ROTF!!! Currently, she is in the Altamont General Hospital in critical condition, after being shot in the mouth by a lone gunman. (or was there more then one gunman?) __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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09.03.2006, 10:26 PM	#402
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	"ow, my mouth!" shouted cantankerous angrily, "i'm gonna fuckin' KILL YOU!!!!"
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09.03.2006, 10:31 PM	#403
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	"Heh hah ehaheah heahahaeea!!!!" heartily laughed the impressively large gunman. "Not if i kill you first, bitch!!!" __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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09.03.2006, 10:31 PM	#404
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	And he fired another round at the weak and weary cantankerous. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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09.03.2006, 10:32 PM	#405
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	suddenly, the gunman felt a change of heart and decided to comfort the poor, easily irritated victim of his rage.
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09.03.2006, 10:35 PM	#406
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	Meanwhile... "Stop fucking detuning, piece of shit gtr!," thought the disgruntled k-krack. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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09.13.2006, 10:58 AM	#407
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	The victim was rather irritated by the gunman's change of attitude, and kicked him in the kneecap.
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09.13.2006, 12:14 PM	#408
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	And the gunman squealed like a litlle girl in front of the cameras. __________________
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09.13.2006, 02:43 PM	#409
matt g bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: cimmaron hills Posts: 171	iN PURE DISGUST, tHE CAMERAMAN SWIVELED THE CMAERA TO FACE HIMSELF AND SHOUTED, "I AM THE EGGMAN!"
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09.13.2006, 02:48 PM	#410
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,670	"you look more like a walrus to me" said the dude
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09.13.2006, 03:00 PM	#411
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	By this time, Cantankerous had slipped away without being noticed, and fled down the road. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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09.13.2006, 04:41 PM	#412
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Above, a group of strange birds circled in predatory silence. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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09.13.2006, 04:43 PM	#413
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	"one, two one two one two kitty! my kitty is the best and yours is shitty!" shouted cantankerous for no reason whatsoever. __________________ RETIRED
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09.13.2006, 04:47 PM	#414
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	The birds suddenly squaked, as if Cantankerous' outburst was some kind of pre-arranged avian signal. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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09.13.2006, 04:48 PM	#415
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	the birds must have taken her shrieking to mean "attack hip priest" because they did so. __________________ RETIRED
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09.13.2006, 05:02 PM	#416
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Hip PRiest had a flamethrower, however. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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09.13.2006, 05:02 PM	#417
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	except that it was broken. __________________ RETIRED
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09.13.2006, 05:02 PM	#418
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	cause i broke it. __________________ RETIRED
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09.13.2006, 05:02 PM	#419
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	'Oh f**', saith I. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good.* http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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09.13.2006, 05:08 PM	#420
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Cantankerous then realized that she was the creator of this gossip world, and there was nothing that could defeat her. She was truely immortal. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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