TWAT - Page 22

Rob Instigator · 06.12.2008, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

No way. Sorry. Mustaine is a cunt, but not a twat. It's as simple as that. Holy Wars exempts him from that category, forever.

the breakdown in the middle of that song is so heavy. I love it.

Rob Instigator · 06.12.2008, 05:09 PM

ahhhh soul rape

demonrail666 · 06.12.2008, 05:10 PM

"hey there fellow sonic terrorists, my name's Kodwo Eshun. Pull up a chair and let me tell you all about how only I really understand P-Funk and Detroit techno. you see it all started with ... postmodern bollocks ... blah blah ... yet more postmodern bollocks ... blah blah ... and a bit more postmodern bollocks just incase you're not fast asleep yet. Oh, and before I forget, 'rhizome'." Twat.

Glice · 06.12.2008, 05:10 PM

Twats, the lot of 'em.

Everyneurotic · 06.12.2008, 05:10 PM

"omar! pass that shit man!"
"cedric, you already shot up twice, took 10 hits of acid, snorted 12 lines and drank a whole bottle of pledge, it's only noon!"
"you can't stop a creative mind!! i feel like i could channel a mayan priest at the dawn of the serenghetti moon aquarius resurrection den in sanskrit, now pass that shit!"
"ok, only if i can solo on a single note for three hours while i try my 30 new pedals"
"fuckin' a!! our show tonight will be epic!!! i hope i kill a kid or two tonight!!"
"yeah, they paid to see you go crazy"
"man...we're such genius twats"
"you mean i'm the genius twat"
"pass the ox to the lion's den of oxymoron retarded kabbalah puta caraja of the gates of slumbing giants"

Rob Instigator · 06.12.2008, 05:11 PM

yr gonn a hear it from schizo

The Usher · 06.12.2008, 05:13 PM

Last one from me tonight, laters twats:

Lurker · 06.12.2008, 05:15 PM

Tim Westwood, English radio dj. An eight year old black boy trying to act "gangsta" in a middle aged white man's body.

demonrail666 · 06.12.2008, 05:15 PM

"Fuck you I won't tidy my bedroom!"

Everyneurotic · 06.12.2008, 05:16 PM

"i'm such an indie twat, it hurts!"

demonrail666 · 06.12.2008, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lurker

Tim Westwood, English radio dj. An eight year old black boy trying to act "gangsta" in a middle aged white man's body.

LOL. FAR too easy!

█████████ · 06.12.2008, 05:16 PM

Pookie · 06.12.2008, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice

Agreed, but an odd choice, unless you're a parent.

MellySingsDoom · 06.12.2008, 05:17 PM

"WAAH! WAAH! I'm a de facto racist douchebag who has a pissy complex against White Jewish Hollywood. WAAH WAAH! I'm more black than Malcolm X and John Coltrane combined! WAAH"!"

Everyneurotic · 06.12.2008, 05:20 PM

"our music style is 'twat rock', it involves ripping off pavement, blanding it and acting like gigantic twats towards the world and especially towards people in mop-tops"

"hey there, just came back to tell you i'm a twat on my own league, uncomparable to the other wankers. anyway, am i a genius or am i a genius?"

demonrail666 · 06.12.2008, 05:21 PM

"Kick me in the face. Please. It's OK. I'm sure you want to. I know I would if faced with someone as smug and twat-like as me."

demonrail666 · 06.12.2008, 05:25 PM

"Where would I be without MTV2 ah?"

Answer: Getting a 2/2 in a 'Sonic Arts' degree like every other no-mark laptop avant-gardist. you unlistenable twat.

Everyneurotic · 06.12.2008, 05:26 PM

you must spread more hollywood-stereotype brits before giving more effeminated cunt actors to demonrail 666

---
reminds me of:

"hey yanks!! i'm a brit, i say "jumper" instead of "sweater"! i drink tea every day!! i'm everything you expect out of a man from the isles. adore me like i adore your prostitudes!"

"whoever said 'image isn't everything' was obviously not a twat like me"

Glice · 06.12.2008, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie

Agreed, but an odd choice, unless you're a parent.

I have young nieces who insist on watching Lazytown until I want to kill everything, ever. It's that or High School Musical, which doesn't make me want to vomit blood quite so much.

Glice · 06.12.2008, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

"Where would I be without MTV2 ah?"

Answer: Getting a 2/2 in a 'Sonic Arts' degree like every other no-mark laptop avant-gardist. you unlistenable twat.

Have you ever seen him live? He does a remarkable job of slipping in some unspeakably twatty bassing into some songs that would ordinarily be merely just a bit twatty.

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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	ahhhh soul rape __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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06.12.2008, 05:10 PM	#423
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	"hey there fellow sonic terrorists, my name's Kodwo Eshun. Pull up a chair and let me tell you all about how only I really understand P-Funk and Detroit techno. you see it all started with ... postmodern bollocks ... blah blah ... yet more postmodern bollocks ... blah blah ... and a bit more postmodern bollocks just incase you're not fast asleep yet. Oh, and before I forget, 'rhizome'." Twat.
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06.12.2008, 05:10 PM	#425
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	"omar! pass that shit man!" "cedric, you already shot up twice, took 10 hits of acid, snorted 12 lines and drank a whole bottle of pledge, it's only noon!" "you can't stop a creative mind!! i feel like i could channel a mayan priest at the dawn of the serenghetti moon aquarius resurrection den in sanskrit, now pass that shit!" "ok, only if i can solo on a single note for three hours while i try my 30 new pedals" "fuckin' a!! our show tonight will be epic!!! i hope i kill a kid or two tonight!!" "yeah, they paid to see you go crazy" "man...we're such genius twats" "you mean i'm the genius twat" "pass the ox to the lion's den of oxymoron retarded kabbalah puta caraja of the gates of slumbing giants" __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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06.12.2008, 05:11 PM	#426
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	yr gonn a hear it from schizo __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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06.12.2008, 05:13 PM	#427
The Usher stalker Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Hell Posts: 454	Last one from me tonight, laters twats: __________________
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06.12.2008, 05:15 PM	#428
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Tim Westwood, English radio dj. An eight year old black boy trying to act "gangsta" in a middle aged white man's body.
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06.12.2008, 05:15 PM	#429
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	"Fuck you I won't tidy my bedroom!"
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06.12.2008, 05:16 PM	#430
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	"i'm such an indie twat, it hurts!" __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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06.12.2008, 05:16 PM	#432
█████████ expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,736
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06.12.2008, 05:17 PM	#434
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	"WAAH! WAAH! I'm a de facto racist douchebag who has a pissy complex against White Jewish Hollywood. WAAH WAAH! I'm more black than Malcolm X and John Coltrane combined! WAAH"!" __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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06.12.2008, 05:20 PM	#435
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	"our music style is 'twat rock', it involves ripping off pavement, blanding it and acting like gigantic twats towards the world and especially towards people in mop-tops" "hey there, just came back to tell you i'm a twat on my own league, uncomparable to the other wankers. anyway, am i a genius or am i a genius?" __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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06.12.2008, 05:21 PM	#436
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	"Kick me in the face. Please. It's OK. I'm sure you want to. I know I would if faced with someone as smug and twat-like as me."
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06.12.2008, 05:25 PM	#437
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	"Where would I be without MTV2 ah?" Answer: Getting a 2/2 in a 'Sonic Arts' degree like every other no-mark laptop avant-gardist. you unlistenable twat.
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06.12.2008, 05:26 PM	#438
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	you must spread more hollywood-stereotype brits before giving more effeminated cunt actors to demonrail 666 --- reminds me of: "hey yanks!! i'm a brit, i say "jumper" instead of "sweater"! i drink tea every day!! i'm everything you expect out of a man from the isles. adore me like i adore your prostitudes!" "whoever said 'image isn't everything' was obviously not a twat like me" __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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