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![]() "jay-z hasn't said 'twat' in a song yet so we don't really talk about ourselves in our songs; but we do say 'juggalo' a lot, we sing about our fans. how many twats can spawn a whole army of moron twats?" ![]() "twats come in so many forms and styles...some twats dress up and put make up on to make a pretentious point, other twats like to spend a lot of cash in fancy ways to demonstrate they are twats, like music videos, for example; other twats like other people's cultures and steal them to let everyone know what a twat you are, while others just let their twatness show by using one of those headset microphones...i am all those twats" |
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No, I've not. I heard a couple of his choons on MTV2 and just took an instant dislike to the little fucker. You know how it is. |
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I've only ever seen pictures of Michael Buble - he's a twat. Russell Watson, that bird that was on telly this morning, that Welsh bird doing a crapper version of Amy Winehouse and that 'cockney' lass doing a shit version of Lily Allen - they're all twats, based on a very similar basis.
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"Wave to the people, for they are the ones that buy all my records. You see, my little child, these people still believe i'm something of an eccentric talent, when in fact I'm little more than an ambitious bandwagon jumper who struck it lucky with her first album, thanks largely to the production skills of Nellee Hooper. They must never know that I'll never do anything halfway as decent as 'Venus as a Boy' again, otherwise they'll give up on me altogether and just buy Sigur Ros albums instead." Twat. |
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already noted the björk.
she deserves to be called out a twat again, though, so well done. |
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I'm going to have to counter the Bjork-bashing with a bit of:
![]() "We're so FUCKING modern that we did ONE half-alright song A MILLION YEARS AGO and ABSOLUTELY NO-ONE has ever pointed out that we are, in fact, UTTERLY shit". That's right, y'twats! ![]() And Steve 'ugliest man alive' Lamacq is a twat and all.
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A sound basis for judgement. I'm very rarely let down using it. I mean if you never heard a record made by Fred Durst and just saw a picture of him, you'd just know that he wasn't worth the effort. I know that The Kooks are atrocious and, needless to say, I've never heard a note of their music. You're right about Kate Nash, that shit bird doing the Lily Allen impressions. I heard some of her stuff and it really is exactly how you describe it. See? I even knew who you were talking about just by your description. The only time I was let down by that was with the MC5 who looked like a half decent outfit but ended up sounding like a pub band. |
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![]() TWAT!
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Kate Nash, that's the twat. She's just a twat really, isn't she? See, with the Kooks, I know full well that they're shit, but I can't remember if I've ever actually heard them. The lead singer from the Bluetones, he was a twat wasn't he? Someone posted Alan McGee earlier which reminded me of that guy that used to edit the NME. What a twat he looked.
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Two for the price of one:
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![]() "by the power of peter sütcliffe, i summon the strenght of ten twats!!" "not now phil! someone just said that we're twats at the susan lawly message board!" "william, you know we are playing a show, right?" "the fuck with them! it's the fucktards that don't post on how brilliant i am every minute of the day that worry me...another thread!! sotos might be behind all of this!" "the fiend!!! register another fake account for me too, it's time to strike back!" |
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![]() "Hi! Jo Wiley here. I champion indie bands on the radio. White boys fancy me but they don't realise that up close I look a bit like a Terrahawk. I am also the last person on earth that thinks Glastonbury is still worth going to. In short, I'm a twat. And an ugly one at that." |
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If anyone mentions Lauren Laverne I'll skin them alive.
Edit: because I love her, not because she's a twat. Obviously.
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![]() "bluesmen could never play a double guitar like twats do". |
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Sorry Glice but she makes The Culture Show even worse than it already is.
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Yeah, you look surprised because my fist is heading for your face
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