[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

hoho you clever bastard

Agree with the bastard bit, but me, clever? Never!

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i hate scented candles. particularly vanilla ones. actually i'm not too partial to candles with my tendency to knock things over all the time. particularly with my big fat ass.

Scented candles is definitely a gay thing, methinks. As for knocking/dropping things/being clumsy, oh god, you should se me in action at some time. Did I tell you about the time in Brazil where I chatting to a mate of mine, and walked at a 45 degree angle straight into a glass door?

[Cantankerous]

i walk into the corners of tables all the time, which thanks to my height will strike me either right in the kneecap (coffee table) or right in the hip bone (regular height tables)
and i bump my head on the chandelier all the time. painful.

people walking smack into things (especially glass doors) is just ace though.

fuck my foot went totally dead

[ALIEN ANAL]

so Dead Beat Goat Dad would sorta be like Married with children
but about a Goat and he does more goatish things

and his favouite game he plays to entertain his kids is wrap masking tape around their hands with wooden spoons for hooves and tells them to play like that all day

[Cantankerous]

 

hi, ima goat and im cuter than you

[Cantankerous]

 

[ALIEN ANAL]

fuck i wish i had photoshop for a mac so i could draw him

[Cantankerous]

i think i would have a problem trying to keep a goat as a pet in new york city

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

 

This wins the "Melly's Cutest Pic Of The Month" award. Congrats, Cantanky, please step up to the podium to collect your prize.

[Cantankerous]

pygmy goats in the petting zoo are the best

i'm going back to bed until i have to roll up on out of this bitch tomorrow morning

goat dreams will ensue

and i leave you with this:

 

[StevOK]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

haha yeh
that would be a sweet toon
Dead Beat Goat Dad

True story, coming up next on Sick Sad World!

 

[Sonic Youth 37]

Fuck flickr's 3 set limit for free users. $24.95 a year? I think not.

[acousticrock87]

Guinness, Whiskey, and Jager is a pretty terrible mix. Feel like shit.

[MellySingsDoom]

It must been the Jager, acousticrock87. Guinness and whisky together are usually a good combination. Hope your hangover doesn't last too long.

[acousticrock87]

Yeah probably. I'm starting to think Jager is not worth the taste. I get sick every fucking time. It was the best Guinness I've had in quite a while, though.

My friend is texting me claiming he'll never drink again. So I guess it was a decent night, after all.

[Cantankerous]

the guinness in ireland tastes so much better. those of you who've had it will agree, i'm sure.

only 12 more hours until i get to go home!

[EMMAh]

While walking to a friend's house last night we were chased with these two massive dogs. The owners didn't do anything but call their fucking names.

Luckily, we weren't mauled to death.

[ithinkimissyou]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

the guinness in ireland tastes so much better. those of you who've had it will agree, i'm sure.

totally

but even then, i mean there's a massive difference from pub to pub

for a good pint, generally go to the dingiest, oldest looking pub

[MellySingsDoom]

+1 on Dublin Guinness - Cantanky speak true say. The Guinness in London used to be awful (back when the UK Guinness was brewed in England), but since we now get it from Ireland too, it's luvverly stuff here in Blighty as well.

[Cantankerous]

yeah it's nice in england too

my favourite beer for sure

[MellySingsDoom]

I don't get horrible hangovers from Guinness, and when it's really smooth, it tastes the business. You really don't need to eat food w/Guinness either, it's true. Whiskey chasers at the end of the night of Guinnessy fun are always good too.