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09.04.2009, 03:59 PM | #42 |
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Driving license. Finds nothing wrong with statements like, "Can't we just stay in and watch The Gorgon again?" Unquestioning loyalty. Turn Offs: Finding Kramer funnier than George. Constantly telling people how "crazy" they are. A love of the outdoors. |
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09.04.2009, 04:31 PM | #43 |
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-Being smart is probably the biggest turn on for me. -You better like my piercings/blue fullet or you're out. Bonus if you have your own piercings/multicolored fullet/tattoos. -INCREDIBLE TASTE IN MUSIC and can play instruments WELL (there's nothing worse than some retard kid acting like he can play guitar well and then fucking SUCKS) -Retarded/weird/awesome sense of humor -Please have a sense of style. Wife beaters/ugly shoes/ugly hair/clothes that don't fit right are not acceptable OFF: -Someone who pretends to know what they're talking about just to get tha chix -Conservative/intolerant of misbehavior (we've gotta fuck shit up for this to work) -Likes any of the following: Nickelback (and their clones), U2, Bono, Coldgay, or listens to only one genre -Boring as fuck/is a complete pussy -UGLY SHOES UGLY SHOES UGLY SHOES Bonus: FUCKING HATES FAMILY GUY |
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09.04.2009, 04:57 PM | #44 |
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BONUS!
did you know Family Guy this year became the first cartoon/animated series to be nominated for a "best comedy" emmy since the Flintstones back in the last 50's? what the fuck!
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09.04.2009, 05:44 PM | #45 |
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FAMILY GUY FUCKING SUCKS
It's not even funny. It does NOT deserve an emmy. And that Cleveland bullshit looks just as fucking dumb. |
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09.04.2009, 05:59 PM | #46 |
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Family Guy was only funny when I was a stoned 15 year old. It quickly lost it's novelty. Now I just find it offensive to both my humanity and my taste buds.
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09.04.2009, 06:32 PM | #47 | |
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i find a man in a sharp suit (suit does not translate to boring or conservative) to be incredibly sexy.
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09.04.2009, 06:36 PM | #48 | |
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09.04.2009, 07:14 PM | #49 |
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Ditto. The guy I've been with for the last 12 years has a little bit of nose hair, but I love him dearly. He has so many great qualities that comepletely offset the nose hair. So I know what you mean. The qualities you list can sometimes contradict themselves.
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09.04.2009, 07:26 PM | #50 |
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Pink Hair hands (of a certain variety) certain smells an interest in weird stuff good sense of humour a girl who makes me feel slightly dumb (because she is so intelligent) Offs: all different/uneven length fingernails lamestream interests bad taste in shoes retro 50s style hipster chicks money motivated sexually conservative any kind of conservative (this is probably the biggest boner kill for me) girls who just want to get married, buy a house & have kids. |
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09.04.2009, 07:26 PM | #51 | |
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09.04.2009, 07:33 PM | #52 | |
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09.04.2009, 07:35 PM | #53 |
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Where is Rob's pee bag when I need it???
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09.04.2009, 07:38 PM | #54 |
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09.04.2009, 07:41 PM | #55 |
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pretty face brains. no, really. totally straight up smart. you better know something i don't already know. evil sense of humor hair that says "i don't care" (but clean) bleeping and flashing lights offs: cleft chin (sorry?) looking too put together.. trendy clothes, hipster clothes, just really all out paying too much attention to their "look" hair that has been "fixed" or "styled" more thin than not. not a fan of skinny boys. bad hygiene |
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For LADIES: TURN ONS:
1. Being hilarious. Having a good sense of humor is one thing, but actually being funny is a huge plus. Sadly, I've met very few women that are just outright hilarious. 2. Being bad-ass. Being able to stand up for yourself, having no qualms with telling someone to fuck off and getting in someone's face when they deserve it. Also, being able to be sweet in the right moments while maintaining this bad-assness. 3. Being into sex. All kinds. Dirty, fucking sex. Hard fucking. Being dominated and dominating. Gentle sex and also fist-fighting sex. Being excited to try anything. Wanting to get fucked in the ass and then swallow my cum. Wanting to choke on my cock and wanting to smother my face in your pussy. Wanting to get pissed on, wanting to piss on me, just for the sake of doing it even if it's not something either of us get off on. Being game for anything and reveling in it. Wanting to watch a movie with me afterwards with an anal creampie still inside of you. 4. Not dressing too girly. Not specifically dressing like a tomboy, but I'm over this sundress shit. A chick in a sleeveless Black Flag shirt and torn up jeans will give me a rock hard boner. 5. Self-suffience. I don't want a girl that needs me. I want one that wants me. If you have your own life in order (or are at least working on it), can solve your own problems, and can make yourself feel better without the help of others... that's fucking hot. Then I will gladly be there for you, as it will feel like an equal relationship versus a parasitic one. TURN OFFS: 1. A lack of self-confidence / self esteem. Woman, if you don't value yourself then I sure as fuck won't. 2. Over-inflated sense of self worth. Thinking you deserve the best, you are the best, and that you call all the shots, especially when you don't have much to back it up with except for a vagina and tits. If you're this kind of lady, at best you'll get a hate-fuck from me. And I will be putting it in your ass. 3. Feminazism. There's a difference between being open-minded, forward-thinking, and interested in mutual rights and thinking you're the better sex, totally superior and a constant victim just because you've got tits. I especially get turned off by this if it's at the sacrifice of a sense of humor. Getting easily offended is a disgusting trait. 4. Shyness. Whether it's due to low self-esteem or any other reason, it's just fucking BORING. 5. Little emotional self control. When your emotions regularly trump your logic... fuck you and get out of my life. I've had enough crazy women for a lifetime. This one is super important to me.
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09.04.2009, 07:55 PM | #59 | |
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