[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by Norma J

Cantankerous, if you ever do take up stripping, give us a bell and I'll come put a tip in your thong.

you know, i might just do that. i'll give you a call someday if i do.

Originally Posted by Tokolosh

Fatten your ass maybe?
I don't know. Too busy whoring myself as we speak.

fuck no.

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Yep, instead of actually flirting with someone who owns limited edition Rolling Stones vinyl, you filthy slag! I think that people sometimes confuse whoring yourself with being a slave, which is the case for most people who need to work for a living. The ball and chain are there, if you can see them.

honey, i have all the rolling stones vinyl i will ever need.

[Norma J]

I saw Exile on Main St was only $10 (CD). I was gonna buy it yesterday but I didn't feel like listening to it, so I'll buy it some other time.

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

you know, i might just do that. i'll give you a call someday if i do.

fuck no.

honey, i have all the rolling stones vinyl i will ever need.

Honey, that was directed at synth.

[ALIEN ANAL]

i go down for chocmilk but im no whore

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Honey, that was directed at synth.

has he popped up somewhere in this thread unbeknownst to me?

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

has he popped up somewhere in this thread unbeknownst to me?

He's the three-square slag poster. Changed his username.

[Cantankerous]

you mean the big orange bar? or the one w/ all the symbols and the sbux avatar?

Yay!

[pbradley]

I would skeet into a cup for 20 bucks. If that is the going rate.

[atsonicpark]

If my girlfriend ever broke up with me, I'd totally do porn. One, I have a big dick. It's not HUGE, but it's bigger than average. Two, I can last a long time and pretty much cum on demand. Three, it'd be fun and pay well. So, why not? I'd be good at it, I'd enjoy it, so I'd love to do it. But ... not while with my girlfriend.

[Cantankerous]

yeah but then your genetics would be floating around god knows where, doesnt that creep you out?

edit - directed at the one who was tlking aboout skeeting in a cup

[Norma J]

Skeeting in a cup?

[pbradley]

The idea of my genetics floating around doesn't freak me out. It makes me feel accomplished. Now if some of my "genetics" tried to seek me out via father/son/dauther relationship that would be weird, but acceptable.

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by Norma J

Skeeting in a cup?

SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by Norma J

Skeeting in a cup?

yeah go look it up

[nicfit]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I'd be good at it

guess the judgment would not be up to you

[pbradley]

The only thing that would make me heistant is my loose genetic offspring not knowing the awesomeness of their father's familial legacy. Seriously. We go back to pre-English Ireland.

[Cantankerous]

oh, well in that case...

Originally Posted by pbradley

The idea of my genetics floating around doesn't freak me out. It makes me feel accomplished. Now if some of my "genetics" tried to seek me out via father/son/dauther relationship that would be weird, but acceptable.

Makes sense, innit? Miaow!

Whaaa?

[gualbert]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

If my girlfriend ever broke up with me, I'd totally do porn (...) it'd be fun and pay well.

It may be well paid but certainly not fun. It's rather the opposite of fun : a show of plain disgust and boredom ( just have a look at one of the millions free porn sample out there ).