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10.24.2006, 04:37 PM | #42 |
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Well, I was contemplating suicide because I was so deeply hurt by your flawlessly cutting zingers.
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10.24.2006, 04:38 PM | #43 |
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Truly, my agression is all just a cover up of how madly I am in love with you, Drone.
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10.24.2006, 04:39 PM | #44 |
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I figured as much. It was the bowl cut photo,wasn't it?
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hm, when the make-up sex happens i hope it doesnt happen here
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oh it won't. i wouldn't want him to get my 'hepatitis' (as yet undiagnosed) in front of everyone. how embarassing.
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"He has the hepatitis."
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ha ha. you know i was thinking that considering your shitty diet it could also be gall bladder stones. they will make you nauseous too. |
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I sometimes wake up at night screaming because of past rubbish haircuts. I currently have an art deco-esque figure of Jesus Christ dyed into my hair, which is, so far as I understand, quite the 'in' haircut. I should note that it's not too emo a picture of Christ. It looks a bit like this: but art deco and in hair.
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10.24.2006, 04:48 PM | #52 |
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gall bladder stones or at least some furious clogging can be taken care of by drinking lime juice on an empty stomach, followed by some apple juice. apparently the citric & malic acids help soften the thing so it can be spat out.
just check your eye whites & see if they turn yellow. that often means a bad liver. greyish turds too, but if i go into further detail some people might start having the twitches. |
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10.24.2006, 04:49 PM | #53 |
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i'm not jaundiced, but i look sick. i'm even whiter than usual.
i only puked twice today instead of four times.
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This is, after all, the achilles heel of being the kind of person who likes to "have fun" with one's hair and/or fashion. |
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10.24.2006, 04:55 PM | #55 | |
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not exactly. the achilles heel is guilt, which-- you are guilty of. |
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Yeah. I had a weekend of being a cybergoth. Silver hair extensions, silver eyeliner and the like. It looked shit hot. But that doesn't come across so well in the pictures. I'm quite a fan of short-lived 'radical' haircuts. That's one of the benifits of being male - if you go horribly wrong, you can shave it all off and start again. And if you look shit with a crew cut, it'll only be for a few weeks. Thankfully, I have never forayed into the world of 'Dread'locks, although that would be an accurate description of some of the more outre of my haircuts.
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10.24.2006, 04:57 PM | #57 |
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Well, at least I won't be guilty of buying into the great Beard Wave of the early 2000s.
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you would look hilarious with a beard. like grizzly adams.
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I couldn't grow a decent beard to save my life, actually, but since I think beards are gross this is not a problem for me.
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Likewise, thanks to puberty seemingly missing out the ability to grow facial hair with me.
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