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dang, i would certainly like to BE a MUTANT like THAT |
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hey! a little bedroom "surgery" only adds to the thrill |
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![]() i always found these quite cool |
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expwy. to yr skull
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expwy. to yr skull
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Isn't life a bitch
At least when you do have one it will be great! Funny how Orgasms, Anal Sex, Cocks and Vaginas all attract the most attention on the non-sonic pages.
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who is an anal virgin here?
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I still don't need toys in my relationship,when that time comes we are breaking up. |
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mmm to be kegpapa for a month....
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finally someone is clarifying the terms... |
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Anal virgins don't exists as many people are into anal sex, either straight, gay or (people in denial) Bi's. |
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I like him better when he watches me do stuff to my-self. Yes I am an exhibit. |
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tsch, tsch, your friend's guy just didn't handle the situation properly. see, instead of panicking ,you tie her feet to the bed posts, put on some nitrile gloves, and coax her cooperation to remove the foreign object with competence and weird pleasure. bonus points for wearing a starched lab coat. ("take a deep breath and push... good!") ![]() |
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I have yet to try being tied, I'm saving that for a special occasion. |
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i figure removing a cockring would be no harder than removing*cough cough* an ice cube.
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well i was gonna mention peppermints, and ginger, but i didnt want to scare anyone. look, it's very easy to extract anything from a vagina provided the woman pushes her cervix down, like when she's trying to mount a diaphragm. a similar "push" as if taking a dump. the cervix comes down close to the vulva and it's easy to reach inside. just saying-- no need to panic. and ice cubes need to be removed whole when they become uncomfortable. otherwise, what's the point of safe words? now, about that offer you just made... ![]() |
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it sucks not having a good fuck, it really does; hope your situation gets solved fast...this day is sucking bad!!!
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i have a boyfriend and he's really nice on me but he just don't know "what to do". and i don't wanna be unfaithful. it sucks
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well teach him what to do.... do you fake orgasms?
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sometimes. i'd like to teach him st but he don't understand. jesus this is so stupid.... i'm disgusted by him
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